(Cat Pounce Chinese) Hearing this, I also felt very speechless, but I also have to admire this Chu Ge, being able to talk about the legend of Xiangshuai to this point is also his ability.

And listening to the police here, this fat man is also awesome, he has become the boss of this detention center by commenting on books, and those prisoners are obedient to him on weekdays, and there are ruthless characters in this detention center who have become bosses in the past, and they are all made by fighting.

Peng Li on the side smiled and said Isn't it good? Now that this fat man has kept order for you, it has saved you a lot of trouble.

The policeman waved his hand and said pull it down, Brother Peng, you better hurry up and prepare materials to sue this fat man in the court, I think the prison needs such a strange person more.

After a few of us teased for a while, I asked Peng Li to bring Chu Ge to me, and I wanted to talk to him alone.

Peng Li naturally did not refuse, and asked people to take this Chu Ge to an office in the detention center, and I was the first to wait there.

Soon, Chu Ge was taken to this room, and when he saw that it was me, Chu Ge was stunned at first, and then a trace of anger appeared on his face, and he ran over to choke my neck.

The policeman on the side scolded the fat man at that time and said what are you doing? Let's be honest.

The fat man withdrew his hand, but the anger in his eyes was still full of anger when he looked at me.

I didn't care, after waiting for the policeman to go out, I smiled and lit a cigarette for the fat man and handed it to him, and said with a smile, "Yo, white-haired big brother, how is it, it's quite comfortable here." ”

The fat man took my cigarette bar and took a few puffs, then put the cigarette butt in his hand, and said to me in a very angry tone, "Wu Dao, fat man, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to harm me like this." ”

I frowned, and said fatty, this meal can be eaten indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, what did you call me hurt you, you pretended to be a state official Zhang Wuxian, and you deceived the police station, you died yourself, why did you blame me?

"Grass, it's not that you suspect the fat man and me, and let Lao Tzu go to the crematorium with you, I can be caught red-handed, anyway, the fat man doesn't care, this matter has nothing to do with you."

"Well, whatever you want." I flattened my mouth indifferently and said Fat brother, seeing that you are living quite nourishing here, the entire prisoners in the detention center are fascinated by you.

"That's not it, and it doesn't depend on who the fat man is." A smug look suddenly appeared on Chu Ge's face, and then as if he realized something, he immediately snorted and said Wu Dao, you are not a good person at first glance, I don't look like a good person, let's say, I came to find the fat man today because of something.

"You are really a thief, you can even steal the book of life and death of Lord Yama?" I don't go around the bush and get straight to the point.

The fat man snorted and said you think I blow? Didn't the order on Zhang Wuxian's body also be stolen by the fat man and me unconsciously? In this world, there is nothing that you fat man and I can't steal.

I nodded and said in that case, how about you and I make a deal?

"What's the deal?" Chu Ge looked at me suspiciously.

"Go to the drunkard in Shushanding, help me steal half a pot of wine and exchange it for your freedom."

When I said this, the fat man frowned at that time, and did not reply for a long time.

I also became a little nervous in my heart, thinking to myself that it was possible that the wine of this Shushan Ding drunkard was so difficult to steal, and even the thief god who could go to the underworld to steal the life and death book of the Lord of Yama could not do this.

"Why can't you do it, fat man? Didn't you just boast that there is nothing in the world that you can't steal? So I confessed it at once. ”

"Phew!" The fat man's face shook violently, and said Boy, don't look down on you fat man and me, isn't it just half a pot of wine, even if it's the drunkard's pants, I can steal it from the gods.

Seeing the confident appearance of the fat man, I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, but then the fat man smiled cheaply, and said Boy, this half pot of wine must be very important to you, otherwise after such a long time, you would not come to the fat man and me, if you let me steal it, I will steal it, then Lao Tzu is very faceless?

"To correct a little, I'm talking about the deal, you help me steal the wine, and I will find a way to give you back your freedom."

"Why does Lao Tzu want to be free? You see I'm very nourishing in this detention center, fat man, I hate you now, you want me to steal, but the fat man won't agree to you, what can you do with the fat man? ”

I frowned, and I didn't want to quarrel with this fat man, so I directly threatened, "Fat man, remember, I didn't come today to beg you, but to give you a chance, you pretend to be a state official, you can be big or small, if you say it's small, you will be detained for a period of time, and if you say it's big, you will be sentenced to at least five years." ”

I thought that telling the fat man about Peng Li's remarks would scare him, but I still obviously underestimated this guy's guts, and he smiled and said You scare me? Fat man, I am naturally bold, let alone five years, even if I am indefinite, the fat man will not frown, the fat man is a person with integrity and principles.

"Then there's nothing to talk about?"

"There's no need to talk about it, you want them to sentence Lao Tzu for as long as you want, it's a big deal that after eighteen years, he will be a good man again."

Looking at the fat man's appearance, he really ate the scales, it seems that his prejudice against me is still a little deep, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and then slowly stood up, muttering in my mouth, "I underestimate you, with your means, you can be the boss in the guard, maybe you can go to prison to live a nourishing life, but I heard that there are many felons in the prison who have twisted hearts, such as they haven't seen a woman for a long time, you look white and tender, there is a lot of meat on your buttocks, and the two lumps on your chest, hehe, it's really like!" ”

The fat man's face changed a little at once, but he still looked unmoved.

At this time, I was muttering while walking towards the door, "Hey, too, the food in the prison is not good, and there is no meat to eat, fat brother, you can just go to lose weight, and where do you have time to give people a commentary, you need to work on weekdays, you tell people in the number, that some social big brother doesn't like noise, I can't beat your three legs together in the middle of the night!" ”

When I said this, I had already walked to the door, "Hey, how good the outside world is, there is wine, meat and women, how is it like in a prison, you can't even smoke more, but five years is not too long, you will come out after boiling it, but fat brother, you hate me, what if you come out to take revenge on me after five years?" Forget it, let's discuss it with Brother Peng to see if we can change five years to ten years or indefinitely, and the death penalty is also acceptable, then I can sit back and relax. ”

Just as I reached for the doorknob, the fat man's grinning voice came from behind me, "Boy, can you really get me out." ”

I smiled, and when I turned to look at the fat man again, I found that he was already sweating profusely, "Of course, if you agree to my request, you can go out tonight." ”

The fat man suddenly threw an extremely extreme expression at me, and said, "Okay, it's a deal." ”

The fat man's sudden change of turn startled me, but I didn't think much of it, and walked out of the room with a smile.

As Peng Li said, this matter can be big or small, as long as Peng Li does not hold the fat man responsible, then he can be released at any time, that night, the fat man was released from the detention center by Peng Li, and before coming out, we also agreed with him for three chapters, as long as he can successfully steal the half pot of Qiong Jelly Jade Dew from the Shushan Ding drunkard, then Peng Li can erase his case record and restore his free body.

The fat man behaved very confidently, and I originally booked a table outside in the evening to invite him to dinner, but this guy rushed to Shushan overnight after clarifying some details with me.

As soon as the fat man over there set off, I called Lu Li as soon as possible and asked him if there was any arrangement over there.

Lu Li replied that everything was arranged, and asked me for the mobile phone number of the fat man Chu Ge, and he contacted the fat man himself.

I am naturally relieved that Lu Li is doing things, but I am still very worried about Chu Ge's ability.

But I didn't think too much about it, this plot is in people, and success is in heaven, whether the fat man Chu Ge can go to Shushan smoothly and steal the half pot of agar jelly and jade dew from the drunkard Ding, everything depends on the will of heaven.

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