1 Reserve Trainees
"Scars are the badges of manhood."
"Do you know what the shiniest medal is?"
The surgeon standing in front of the operating table looked around at the young people gathered in front of the table, then at the assistants around him, and finally looked at the patient, and the smile spread out of the mask as a sign of comfort.
The patient is nervous, his legs are tense and trembling slightly.
"It's the surgical scar left by the skin bag."
"Don't be nervous, think more about how comfortable and comfortable it will be from now on!"
The last sentence was said by staring closely into the patient's eyes.
After finishing speaking, the eyes of the short and fat practitioner narrowed, and the word "cool" in the words was bitten by him very hard, and for a while, Ji Xiang, who was standing behind the operator, couldn't tell whether the teacher was driving or driving.
Or, by car.
Ji Xiang is a new reserve trainee, today he visited the Second Affiliated Hospital, and he will be considered a formal trainee after passing the exam in a few days.
He was tall, clean, sunny and handsome.
It is said that the surgeon is extremely fast on the operating table, but the master who is as easy as the teacher in front of him has never met Ji Xiang in his shallow experience.
After a few small talks, the patient's nervousness eased slightly, and he slowly closed his eyes and put on an expression of "I am a fish", waiting to be knifed.
The point is that the pants are all off, and it is a little late to say anything.
"Colonel Wang, you say that every time before the operation, is it a strange ceremony? Summoning your god of surgery? ”
The nurse asked as she quickly sorted out the various surgical instruments needed by the surgeon.
"I'm telling the truth." The sorcerer smiled slightly, "The most shining medal, I don't know which girl will be blessed to see it in the future." ”
As he spoke, a familiar song came out of the sorcerer's mouth.
"You urology doctors are just a bunch of stinky hooligans, one by one they talk and don't leave the next three ways, boring."
"I don't talk about the next three ways, I talk about the three ways, and the outside of the gods and the outside of the chest have to agree with it. This is professional knowledge, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. In fact, we are good, nail and breast surgery is the real stinky hooligan. ”
The nurse ignored Colonel Wang's rebuttal, packed up all her things, and finally put lidocaine and saline aside, and beckoned, "Call me if you don't have anything." ”
Circumcision is a minor outpatient surgery and is not equipped with an instrument nurse.
The surgeon didn't mind the stinky rascal's name, he hummed a song, mounted a 5ml syringe needle on a 10ml syringe, diluted lidocaine, and then pumped a tube of mixed solution to begin local infiltration anesthesia.
The "assistants" around me want to do a favor, but they don't know what to do.
"Well, pay attention to the shape of my hand and the angle of the needle. Although local infiltration anesthesia is a small operation, there are many theories. Colonel Wang and his assistants said.
The assistant nodded and looked at it carefully.
"Teacher, are you a retired colonel?" Behind him, a newcomer Gui Peisheng asked in a worshipful tone with eyes full of little stars.
"It's not." The sorcerer naturally replied, "I said I was willing to laugh, and the department called me Colonel Wang." ”
It turned out to be a false rumor, Ji Xiang stood behind Colonel Wang and looked at the operation area condescendingly and thought in his heart.
Ji Xiang was very satisfied with the visit to the hospital before the training, and the instructor was able to lead the reserve trainees to the outpatient operating room to see the circumcision operation.
He was actually very worried about what was said on the Internet - Corey's teacher asked the trainees to do all the chores, including cooking, watching the children and the like, and did not teach serious work.
The so-called serious work is to write medical records, plus all the homework documents in the department.
In that case, it's really boring.
Although Ji Xiang understood that he and other classmates were the background boards of the one who was now standing in the assistant's position, he was also satisfied with this.
The "main master" was the most important, the first to take the stage, and then several regular trainees took turns as assistants to "assist" Colonel Wang in surgery.
It is said that it is assistance, but in fact, it is to feel the atmosphere of the operation up close, and it belongs to the members of the atmosphere group.
"You guys take a good look at my surgery, pay attention to the details, and read the book when you go back.
You, go to the front site and take a serious look.
This kind of surgery looks small, but there are many details that need to be paid attention to. Colonel Wang disinfected with 0.5% iodine, spread surgical drapes, and talked to the students in the innermost.
"Teacher."
The student named by Colonel Wang said indifferently.
"Huh?"
"It is said that persuading people to study medicine will thunder and thunder."
“!!!”
“!!!”
Gui Peisheng, who was standing in front of the man, hurriedly stepped on him quietly and told him to shut up.
Colonel Wang was not angry, and he didn't look at the "disobedient" trainee, but injected diluted lidocaine and waited for the anesthesia to take effect.
While waiting, he smiled, "You have little experience, too young and too naive, and it is inevitable that you will be misled by public opinion." ”
"But Mr. Wang, there are too many doctor-patient disputes now, and there are ten small cases of injury to doctors every year, and we are all afraid."
"Yes, many classmates who have a way out of the family don't even come to regular training after graduation, and change careers directly."
"The upper limit of the profession of doctor is indeed not high. What can I do? Wang Daxiao said, "At most, just like Doctor Zhong, the expert number 103 has to be scolded." Look at Warren Buffett, a meal is hundreds of thousands or millions, and it has to be auctioned. ”
"yes."
The petty trainees were a little surprised when they heard Colonel Wang say this, he was scolding himself? Does this person have a special fetish?
"But!" Colonel Wang raised his voice slightly, glanced at the young people around him again, and said earnestly, "Although the upper limit of doctors is not high, the lower limit is high."
Moreover, it is not generally high, the lower limit is particularly high, and you will know it when your family introduces you to your boyfriend and girlfriend in a few years. ”
"Really?"
Colonel Wang put a leather bag ring slice on the outer plate on the edge, fixed the inner plate with valgus outward, and said, "A white-collar worker in a large factory has a monthly income of twenty or thirty thousand; One is a small doctor in our hospital, with a monthly income of 8,000. Guess which one the family will lean towards. ”
The trainees looked at each other.
"I tell you, as long as you don't get dizzy, your family will choose a doctor." The position of the inner plate of Wang Daxiao's leather bag at a distance of 0.5cm from the coronal groove was circumcised with a CO2 laser to cut off the excess leather bag.
"The programmer of the big factory was graduated at the age of 35, and the doctor, at the age of 35, he has just begun. If you are interested now, it is not good to be an assistant at that time to lead a group of surgeries. Earning money is one thing, but high social status and convenient medical treatment are also considerations. The most important thing is - steady, steady as an old dog. ”
"The specific details, you will slowly get into it later."
"Teacher, a programmer in a big factory has a full life and financial freedom at the age of 35." One retorted.
"Hey." Colonel Wang snorted, glanced up at the talking Gui Peisheng, but did not stop in his hand, while stopping the bleeding while building the edge, "Financial freedom, is it so easy?" When I was younger...... In the 80s, a friend of my mom was smashed by pie in the sky. ”
"Pie? How big? ”
"Inherit the inheritance of overseas relatives, 20,000 yuan."
"Puff~"
A few of the Pearson laughed.
Today's young people, millions are not money to them, and people who flaunt their wealth on the Internet have raised everyone's threshold.
But as soon as you dig into your pocket, more than 100 of the WeChat change are considered rich.
"The 20,000 yuan at that time was worth more than the 20 million now." Colonel Wang checked that there was no active bleeding in the operation area, and began to intermittently suture the incision of the leather bag ring, "That aunt feels that she is financially free, and she has completely let herself go, and now she is living a miserable life." ”
"Having said that, if you have that ability, at the age of 35, you can be a professor in the Affiliated Hospital of Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College, and you don't have to think about inflation at all."
Colonel Wang performed surgery neatly, instilling in the children his own perception of career and life, regardless of whether these young people who had just come to society could understand it.
Ji Xiang had little interest in Colonel Wang's driving and talking about life, and watched intently at the intermittent stitching of the needle in his hand, trying to remember every detail.
Oil yarn and gauze are wrapped under pressure in a circular manner, and the operation is over.
The pressure bandaging was very beautiful, and Ji Xiang even felt for a moment that Colonel Wang would tie a bow on it.
The patient is sent away and the next patient is brought in.
The outpatient operation room was like an assembly line, and Ji Xiang immediately heard Colonel Wang's previous words about the medal being mentioned again.
This sentence seemed to have a magical effect, and the patient's nervousness eased a little after hearing it.
Who doesn't love a car?
Especially in the operating room, the doctor is humorous, talking and laughing, which fully resolves the patient's tension and anxiety.
Ji Xiang felt that Dr. Wang was indeed a wonderful person, and it turned out that the sentence was not for chatting but had other functions.
"What's your name?" Colonel Wang turned around, and saw Ji Xiang standing out from the crowd at a glance, he looked up at Ji Xiang slightly and asked.
"Ji Xiang, auspicious Ji, flying Xiang." Ji Xiang replied loudly.
"Good name." Colonel Wang praised absentmindedly, "You can brush your hands and help me with the next operation." ”
Ji Xiang suppressed the excitement in his heart, he didn't expect that he would be able to walk on the operating table during the visit to the hospital before the exam.
Although he was only working as an assistant, and most likely he did nothing, just to watch a "simple" skin circumcision operation up close.
But this is already the best reward for a regular trainee.
"Don't listen to their nonsense, what persuasion people to study medicine, thunder and thunder, it's all nonsense." Colonel Wang began to prepare for the next surgery, and talked to the young people.
"It is said that the end of the universe is the entrance examination, but in the eyes of an old guy like me, this sentence is the real misguided child."
"Teacher, good civil servants, drought and flood to ensure income, that is called stability!" A trainee retorted unconvinced.
"Okay?" Colonel Wang's mask moved, as if he was pouting, "In the nineties of the last century, your parents should have experienced that the employees of state-owned enterprises are called iron rice bowls." can encounter a big layoff, and the iron rice bowl is smashed. Not to mention the rice bowl, even the pot is sold cleanly. ”
This experience was quite unfamiliar to the young people, and no one believed Colonel Wang's words.
In the limited experience of young people, Kaogong already has a sacred aura.
Colonel Wang also knew that the young people didn't believe it, but he still continued, "The laid-off workers are not doing well, you go back to find out why Fengtian is popular to eat chicken racks, and then substitute yourself." ”
From persuading people to study medicine to chicken racks, Colonel Wang's thinking was wild, and the trainees couldn't answer the words and were silent.
Ji Xiang finished brushing his hands according to the steps in the book, and when he saw that Colonel Wang glanced at him a few times and did not give any opinion, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. As for what chicken racks don't have, Ji Xiang has heard of them, but he doesn't care.
The first time he went to surgery, he didn't have to be scolded, and Ji Xiang was very satisfied with his performance.
On stage, Colonel Wang put on gloves and patted Ji Xiang's hand, "Don't be nervous, you can help me hold on." Old, no, I can't do it without holding on to it. I think when I was younger, one hand was all I needed. ”
"Colonel Wang, you are serious." The nurse reprimanded, "These young people have just come to the clinic, and you can lead them astray again." ”
"Hey, hey." Colonel Wang smiled and began to prepare anesthetic drugs.
Ji Xiang was a little nervous, and didn't think about Colonel Wang's speed at all, but quickly recalled the picture of the previous surgery classmate helping the surgeon.
As soon as his hand touched the patient's operating area, Ji Xiang's brain suddenly dizzy, and the system panel in the upper right corner of the field of vision, which was originally blank, began to flicker as if it had been charged.
[The system is being turned on.] 】
In less than 1 second, the light and shadow around Ji Xiang flickered, as if passing through a space-time tunnel and coming to the system space.
He appeared in a corridor, the corridor of the large operating room, and the LCD cards at the door of the operating room on both sides read: The operation is in progress.