34 What is catfish used for?

The patient is about 20 years old, and his face is immature, but his facial muscles are distorted and look a little hideous.

He held a fish in both hands and screamed.

What the hell is this? Ji Xiang was dumbfounded.

That fish...... Swallowing the operation area completely and hanging there, it looks weird and ridiculous.

Ji Xiang thought about it, but he didn't understand that this young man was doing wool.

The point is that the fish is a live fish, still moving in a daze, and every movement must be accompanied by the young man's ghost crying wolf howl.

Professor Mo walked over quickly, didn't speak, pinched the cheek of the catfish with one hand, and simply "pulled" the fish off.

It doesn't seem to be a little difficult, and it is logical that Ji Xiang didn't pay attention to it.

His eyes fell on the patient - there was no need to do leather bag surgery, Ji Xiang saw that the fish mouth was dripping with blood after leaving, and a strange thought came to his mind.

Professor Mo didn't treat the wound, but said lightly, "Don't move yet, wait for the 120 ambulance to come and send it to the hospital for treatment." ”

"Professor Mo, it's okay."

The owner of the shop next door was startled by the blood, and he asked worriedly.

Professor Mo winked at him, and then his tone was solemn, "It's probably impossible to keep it, and you have to cut it off." ”

Hearing Professor Mo say this, the young man was frightened and cried out with a "wow".

“……”

Ji Xiang squinted at the location of the patient's injury, it should be fine, just looking scary.

The owner of the shop next door was also taken aback, his legs trembled, and he almost sat on the ground.

The owner of the barbecue was familiar with Mo Chenggui, and he could hear something unusual from Professor Mo's tone, so he helped the owner of the store next door out and asked a clerk to take care of the patient.

"Brother Mo, is there something wrong?"

After walking out, the boss of the barbecue asked in a low voice.

Mo Chenggui smiled, "It's okay, don't worry, I'll scare the child." ”

"Phew, that's good." The owner of the barbecue breathed a sigh of relief and patted the owner of the shop next door on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry." ”

"It looks like it's all blood, but it's actually damaging the capillaries. Go to the hospital to disinfect and check the wound, and get a stitch in a slightly deeper place, and the shallow ground can heal by itself. Mo Chenggui said.

"Professor Mo, I'm scared to death by you." The owner of the store next door had a crying and happy expression on his face, and it was strange, "You...... You ......"

"The kid doesn't know where he saw it, nonsense!" Mo Chenggui reprimanded, "Catfish is generally used, and there are some rare ...... Sorry, why am I telling you this? Today's children really don't have any common sense, and they are still bold. ”

"Brother Mo, you are still experienced." The boss of the barbecue praised with a wicked smile.

“……”

Faced with the praise of the boss of the barbecue, Ji Xiang almost didn't laugh.

Mo Chenggui glared at the boss of the barbecue with a dark face.

"I mean experienced problem solving, not ...... It's not ......"

"Ji Xiang, you go to the hospital, don't wait for 120 first aid." Mo Chenggui advised, "Go and see what Mr. Wu does, and help with the handle." ”

"Okay."

Ji Xiang was not interested in eating and drinking, he listened to Mo Chenggui's instructions, and immediately turned around and ran out quickly.

However, Ji Xiang did not go directly to the hospital, he heard the whistling sound of the 120 ambulance coming from a distance, estimated the time, and found a secluded place to hold his breath and enter the system space.

"Teacher." After Ji Xiang came in, he greeted the system NPC respectfully.

"Here, Dr. Koji." The system NPC said gently, "What are you going to train today?" ”

"Teacher, I won't do surgical training first, I will consult you about some things." Ji Xiang hurriedly stopped the NPC of the system and stated everything he had just seen to him.

The system NPCs have rich clinical experience, and they have long been surprised, and they just nodded slightly.

"Teacher, in the trauma of urology, what is the catfish used for?" Ji Xiang asked curiously.

The system NPC stared at Ji Xiang's eyes, and Ji Xiang was furious.

"You don't know?" It took a good 10 seconds for the system NPC to ask.

Ji Xiang shook his head blankly.

"Try?" The system NPC asked.

Try? Ji Xiang shuddered a little when he thought of the man hanging a catfish, and as soon as the catfish shook him, he cried wolf.

But the system NPC said so, and Ji Xiang couldn't refuse.

Empathy once there are still surgical points to get, which is also good for Ji Xiang.

"Okay." Ji Xiang is ready to make a "sacrifice." ”

He also wondered what this thing was for.

It's just that the catfish's body cried with the ghost and howled with the wolf, which made Ji Xiang feel a little jealous, shouldn't it really be broken.

The knife doesn't fall on him, it's always just gossip, Ji Xiang tried to stabilize his mind, he didn't want to be awakened by the system NPC.

Follow the system NPC to the next room.

The light and shadow flickered, and Ji Xiang came to another world in the blink of an eye.

"Doctor Xiaoji, today is the time to test your condition."

Ji Xiang was stunned, he glanced at it, and saw a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old nurse in front of him, talking to Ji Xiang while sorting out the medicines on the 120 ambulance.

After quickly recalling, Ji Xiang was a little puzzled.

This time, he empathized with the doctor in charge of 120 emergency in the emergency department, not the eccentric patient who used catfish.

What's going on? Ji Xiang looked at the sky, shrugged his shoulders, and was puzzled.

"Lao Liu, who was on the last shift, was really unlucky, so I couldn't touch the class with him. Every time it's time to eat, as long as Lao Liu picks up the chopsticks, the bell for 120 first aid will ring immediately. When I came back, the food was cold. If I work with him again, I will definitely have stomach problems in less than 3 months. ”

Ji Xiang listened to the nurse's nagging and smiled.

The nurse checked the medicine on the 120 ambulance, meticulously, and turned around and smiled at Ji Xiang after checking, "Clinical duty, bullying newcomers, you have to get used to it." ”

"Sister Man, I'm okay." Ji Xiang knew that this was an empathy system, just an illusion, a dream, so he was not worried.

Sister Man smiled, it was obvious that she felt that Ji Xiang didn't know the depth of clinical practice at all.

But these things are not clear, and you have to experience them to understand.

"You call me Sister Man, but in fact, I work very quickly. Doctor Xiaoji, don't you think the word man is very good, it is simply a girl's exclusive name. ”

"It's pretty good." Ji Xiang said without hesitation.

"Manling, Manyu, Manli, tsk." The nurse said with a smile.

"Ultraman?"

“!!!”

The nurse glanced at Ji Xiang, "I'm done, you have to get in the car 1 minute after the bell rings, don't take off your clothes when you sleep." ”

"Yes, yes." Ji Xiang smiled, "Sister Man, don't worry. ”

"Let's go, I'll take you to worship the mascot of our department." Sister Man didn't care about Ultraman that Ji Xiang just said.

"Mascot?"

"Let me tell you, a few years ago, when our department was first established, it was always busy, let's just say that the entire social security has declined for 10 years because of the existence of our emergency department."

“……”

"Every day, drunk driving and knife wounds are constantly being treated, and there was an emergency 120 visit, picking up a pregnant woman with broken water, and in the ambulance, half of the fetus came out, and the umbilical cord was around the neck, and her face was blue."

“……”

Ji Xiang was speechless.

It's really a bad luck department.

The emergency department is busy, but it is rare for a department to be so busy and unlucky.

Could it be that the system NPCs are mistaken?

What he asked was what that catfish was for, and how did he empathize with the emergency 120 doctors?

Ji Xiang walked in with the nurse with a stomach full of doubts.

"Later, the director didn't know where to get a turtle, saying that it was the bloodline inheritance of Wudang Mountain, suppressing all the ghosts and ghosts." Sister Man is full of nonsense and believes in the reins.

"Useful?" Ji Xiang asked.

"Of course." Sister Man took Ji Xiang to the nurse's office, where there was a turtle tank with a slide, and a turtle was slowly climbing up, having fun by itself.

"Don't say it's feudal superstition, where are the statistics." Sister Man stared at the turtle and said.

"With this ancestor guarding us, the number of emergency departments in our department has decreased by 30%. Let's put it this way, out of 120, there were more than 30 trips in 24 hours before it, and the two Mercedes-Benz ambulances were almost smoking.

Let me tell you this, I will change a set of brake pads every month! ”

"So much." Ji Xiang is staggered.

"With it, there are less than 20 trips in a day, right?"

Ji Xiang nodded seriously.

"Change the water once a week, and everyone will remind you of it when you change shifts, just remember it." Sister Man said, and began to prepare to change the water in the turtle tank.

"Just tap water?" Ji Xiang asked in surprise.

He has already brought himself in, and he thinks that such a mascot and the magic weapon of the town house should be treated better.

"What's that for? Dew? Go to Guanyin Bodhisattva's dojo and ask the Bodhisattva? Sister Man asked rhetorically.

"Hey, hey."

Ji Xiang hadn't done this, he did a favor and sweated.

Half of the water was changed, and suddenly a sharp alarm sounded, and Ji Xiang was startled.

"Damn!" Sister Man scolded and glared at Ji Xiang viciously, as if it was Ji Xiang's fault that there was an emergency.

The person that new doctors fear the most is not the teacher, but the nurse, which Ji Xiang knew when he was an intern.

He didn't explain, but retreated into a corner.

"Good, good, good." Sister Man picked up the phone, and at the same time, a piece of paper spit out from the printer, with the patient's name, home address, phone number, and medical condition written on it.

Ji Xiang's heart moved, and after a glance, he saw that the word catfish bite was written on the condition.

It turns out that this is the case, and Ji Xiang finally "understood" the meaning of the system NPC.

It's not the patient who empathizes, it's the emergency doctor. But...... What's so good about that? Could it be that the system is also shrouded in the 404 Dafa, and you can't let yourself feel it casually?

Divine beasts are divine beasts, and even the system is a little jealous, Ji Xiang sighed.

"Let's go!" Sister Man grabbed Ji Xiang's white clothes and trotted into the ambulance.

"Sister Man, what is a catfish bite?" Ji Xiang asked Sister Man for advice, and he was very sincere.