87 After three years, you will be the head nurse

"There is something wrong with these three questions." Mrs. Wei and Ji Xiang discussed for a while, then handed the test paper to the director of the Nursing Department of the First Affiliated Hospital, "Go and ask who made the question, if the question bank is wrong." ”

The director of the Nursing Department of the First Affiliated Hospital trembled and held the test papers, didn't dare to look at Ji Xiang, and walked out of the examination room quickly.

She was like a hare that heard the sound of a gunshot, and she ran as fast as she could.

Click~

Her high heels snapped as she walked too fast.

But the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital ignored the pain of his broken foot and limped away quickly with his high heels.

She didn't want to stay in the exam room for a second.

God knows why he was looked at by the male nurse and his legs went limp, and the fawn slammed into him.

Hell yes!

"Young man." The old man smiled, "The basic theory is quite solid, how is the clinical operation?" ”

"Okay." Ji Xiang replied calmly.

It seems that the old man's level is very high, and it doesn't affect her when she activates the skill by herself.

"I'll do it well in a while, I'm optimistic about you."

After speaking, the old man stared at Ji Xiang, "It's just that the temper is a little big, although it is reasonable, but it is still a little low-key." When you are young, it doesn't matter if you are arrogant and domineering, after a few years, just touch a few nails. ”

"Okay, teacher." Ji Xiang bowed down and replied gently.

Old Lady Wei looked at Ji Xiang silently, and bowed her head, "Go and rest." ”

Ji Xiang left, and the atmosphere in the examination room finally relaxed.

"Old Wei, young people don't understand the rules, don't mind." The people of the attached house tried to explain.

"Rules? There are problems with all questions, which rule is this? The old man smiled and reprimanded, "This kid is good, I'll see what he does later." ”

No one thought that the young people who handed in the papers early would be "a blessing in disguise" and be favored by the elderly.

Especially Tang Yan, she didn't even have the heart to answer the question, and there was only one thought in her eyes - Ji Xiang is too strong.

In the operating room, he was able to train the general training of urology as a grandson, and he was caught taking a test, and he was able to scold the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital as a dog.

Compared with Ji Xiang, the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital is like a shrew.

There is no need to compare with Ji Xiang, all the directors of the nursing department are basically shrews.

It's just that this is a little too strong, Tang Yan bit the carbon pen and frowned, her long eyelashes flickered, and she watched Ji Xiang leave.

Answer?

How can there be auspicious fun.

"Old Wei, there is indeed a problem with the question."

More than ten minutes later, the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital came back, and she said with a look of shame.

"I'll just say it." Old Madam Wei smiled and said, "Look at you, you're not careful at all. ”

The director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital lowered his head and scolded his mother in his heart.

After Ji Xiang left, there was no longer that oppressive atmosphere in the examination room, and the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital returned to normal, although she scolded, but she was at a loss in her heart.

"When I was young, it was three checks and five pairs, and later it was changed to three checks and seven pairs, and now it is three checks and eight pairs." The old man said lightly, "This is the case in clinical practice, and the same should be true for exams." You can get a question wrong, you guys. ”

After speaking, Wei Lao shook his head.

"Old Wei, I'm sorry, I'll pay attention to it in the future." The director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital said apologetically.

"That's a good guy." When Wei Lao talked about Ji Xiang, especially when he confirmed that the question was wrong and then mentioned him, every wrinkle on his face was smiling, "When will the skills be tested?" ”

"Right now, right now."

"I'll see how good he is."

The director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital could feel that the old man was very interested in the young man, and a fire of jealousy burned in his heart.

handed in the papers, Tang Yan found Ji Xiang as fast as possible.

"You ......"

"What am I?"

"How did you do that?" Tang Yan flickered her big eyes and stared at Ji Xiang, she became more and more curious about this young man.

"It's a very simple question, it's strange that you can't answer it."

"No, I mean, why do you feel strange in front of you, whether it's Mr. Wu or the director of the nursing department of a hospital?"

"There's a clinical psychologist in Toronto, Canada, named Jordan Peterson, you know?"

Tang Yan shook her head.

He famously theorized that the lobster would swing its open pincers around like a boxer, mirroring its opponent and moving backwards, backwards, lefts, and lefts.

It also uses a nozzle under its eyes to spray a liquid at the opponent, and the chemicals in the liquid tell the opponent about their size, gender, health, and emotional state.

No matter how brave the defeated lobster was before, he will lose his fighting spirit and even be unwilling to fight with his former defeated subordinates. Failure left it with no confidence, and it would go on for days. ”

Tang Yan frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Even the defeated lobster will rebuild its brain for this to adapt to the thinking of the loser."

"The director of the nursing department just now is in PUA, you just scold her back, don't scare, she is getting more and more used to this kind of thinking, and her PUA is getting heavier and heavier."

"I'm stupid, I don't read much, don't lie to me." Tang Yan said.

"Hahaha, I heard that." Ji Xiang smiled, "Jordan Peterson is a master of chicken soup, don't believe his words." ”

"Hey, you don't have any shape at all when you speak." Tang Yan was unhappy, "Let me ask you, why Mr. Wu and the director of the nursing department of the first hospital don't seem to be right when they see you." ”

"Because I'm strong." Ji Xiang said seriously.

"Moderately strong to attract the opposite sex, you beware of being too strong to attract the same sex."

"You know too much, be careful that I kill people and kill dogs." Ji Xiang pretended to be a fierce threat.

"It's weird." Tang Yan didn't care at all when Ji Xiang let out a fart, frowning and looking at Ji Xiang, as if he had flowers on his face.

"Don't talk about these useless things, what are you doing to test the operation? Show me how. ”

"You won't?"

"Of course I won't!" Ji Xiang shrugged, "I'm not a nurse, and every time I see the head nurse training nurses, I feel so embarrassed." ”

"It's just, sick." Tang Yan began to complain, "Pay attention to your demeanor, put your hands in front of you, and do this and this." ”

As she spoke, she made a standard pose.

"Well, nice figure." Ji Xiang praised.

"But I don't know what posture the male nurse is going to do." Tang Yan pondered carefully, but there was no relevant memory.

"I can't even look at it, if I am asked to do a similar pose, I would rather offend Director Bai." Ji Xiang said, "No, I can't think about it, the sense of substitution is too strong, and I have spasms." ”

"It's already an egg, so fast?" Tang Yan asked with a smile.

"How can you drive better than the old man." Ji Xiang said disdainfully, "Is it that the input method of your mobile phone is yellow." ”

"Hahaha, I think it's interesting when I think of your motherly appearance after you come on stage." Tang Yan didn't care, and smiled, "I'm really looking forward to it." ”

"There's a yarn to look forward to." Ji Xiang's mind was Tang Yan's stewardess-like demeanor.

Recalling the time when he was on the plane, Kong Shao didn't seem to have to do any posture, and Ji Xiang made up his mind that he must not pose that kind of shameful pose to make people laugh.

Pulling Tang Yan to do some standard operations, Ji Xiang didn't go to the system operating room, and he had a bottom in his heart after recalling.

After all, Ji Xiang's comprehension is super high, and this little thing can't be difficult for him.

Soon, others handed in the papers one after another, and everyone who came out looked at Ji Xiang's expression a little strangely.

A nurse

A male nurse

A male nurse who dared to scare the director of the nursing department

Gee!

During the short break, Ji Xiang watched the operation, and then rushed to the operation examination room with Tang Yan.

A treatment cart, with saline and medicine on the car, Tang Yan had just performed without a physical object, Ji Xiang watched quietly, and reconstructed it over and over again in his mind.

Other nurses began to operate, and Ji Xiang had a few more opportunities to observe.

"Ji Xiang." When the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital read this temporarily added name, his heart was tired.

She habitually wanted to condescendingly intimidate the young man with a serious expression.

But when she saw Ji Xiang, her heart trembled, and the deer was directly hit to death.

Bowing his head in a sneer, the director of the nursing department of the First Affiliated Hospital tried to contain the strange emotions.

Why is this happening?

She didn't understand it at all.

It's just that this feeling hasn't been passed for many years, and she seems to be back to her girlhood, back to that innocent and beautiful age.

"Ji Xiang, you start." The old man sat in the middle and said lightly.

"Good teachers, judges." Ji Xiang learned from the opening words of the other nurses, and began to operate after speaking.

"Dress neatly."

"View supplies – infusion sets, indwelling needles, clear wraps, ......"

Although Ji Xiang is not a nurse, he does every step in a decent manner and is generous.

He is the only green leaf in the flowers, and it seems that every step of the operation is full of masculinity while being standard and regular.

The old man frequently bowed his head.

"Check the preparation of medicines, disinfect, and prepare the infusion set."

Ji Xiang explained every step of the way.

"The indwelling needle is connected to the infusion set for exhaust standby, the patient exposes the puncture site, ties a tourniquet ten centimeters above the pre-puncture point, spirally disinfects the skin with the puncture point as the center, with an area of 8X8cm, tears off the sterile transparent dressing, pulls out the needle cap, and adjusts the needle bevel."

The indwelling needle was smoothly pierced on the simulated blood vessels, and Ji Xiang's operation was perfect.

"The operation is complete, thank you teachers and judges."

Ji Xiang finished the operation, bowed, and turned around to leave.

"Wait!"

The old man shouted to Ji Xiang.

"Which hospital are you from?"

"Attached to the Second Hospital." Ji Xiang replied.

"Oh, your nursing director's surname is Yuan, right?" The old man said, "Do you want to go to the imperial capital?" ”

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“……”

“……”

Originally, there was a little whispering noise in the arena of the game, but when the old man opened his mouth to ask Ji Xiang, everyone immediately quieted down.

They looked at Ji Xiang in amazement, and countless flames burned brightly, wanting to devour Ji Xiang completely.

can get the favor of the old man and invite him directly, and ask him if he is willing to go to the imperial capital!

What an opportunity!

"Our hospital ICU is going to have a young and strong male head nurse." The old man smiled, "You have a solid theoretical foundation, rigorous operation, and the style of a general." ”

Hearing the old man's comments on Ji Xiang, everyone was dumbfounded.

"I'm optimistic about you."

"Come with me, three years."

The old man held up three fingers.

"Three years later, I recommend you to be the head nurse of the intensive care unit."

“!!!”