154 What do doctors like (Leader Lunim Iga ×4)
Ji Xiang agreed to go to Yuanliao with Director Liu to "fly the knife", but as for the invitation of the magic capital, Ji Xiang has not yet made up his mind.
Ji Xiang did not stay in the hospital after work, but went home to accompany the old man to eat, walk, and go to the system operating room early for training.
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When night fell, Tang Yan didn't come down until more than eight o'clock in the evening.
Tired and tired, her heart swelled when she saw the countless missed calls on her phone. The other party is generous, don't offend such a rich man.
It's not easy to make money, especially for people who work overtime all year round.
Tang Yan called the phone back and said a lot of sorry words. But the other party didn't seem to care, and agreed to meet in a hotel in the provincial capital.
"Sister Yuqing, what's wrong?" Tang Yan arrived in a hurry and asked enthusiastically.
A generous person who threw money in his face without saying a word, Tang Yan expressed his respect with practical actions.
Feng Yuqing briefly talked about her experience a few days ago.
Tang Yan is also young, if she is dozens of years old, she will have to be scared out of a mouthful of dentures.
"Sister Yuqing, it's not good to be so direct." Tang Yan said directly.
"So what do you say, do doctors like?" Feng Yuqing asked.
"Loved it...... There are also people who like this mouthful, I'll go, it turns out that the chewing gum is all stinky hooligans! Tang Yan was still immersed in the tadalafil oral membrane that Feng Yuqing said.
Not many people know about this kind of thing, even if Tang Yan is talking nonsense with surgeons in the operating room, he has never heard of them.
"Isn't it common?"
"I haven't seen it."
"Your boyfriend won't eat?"
"I don't have a boyfriend, mother-fetal solo." Tang Yan said casually.
"Hiss~~~"
"Sister, don't suck, the air is getting warmer."
"Hahaha, you don't talk like someone who doesn't have a boyfriend." Feng Yuqing laughed.
"I've never eaten pork, I've always seen a pig run, no." Tang Yan said very normally, "In the operating room, before the operation and after the most critical steps of the operation, they say everything. ”
Tang Yan chatted lightly while pondering Feng Yuqing's task.
It's rare to see people who use money to smash their hands up, and besides, Feng Yuqing is not the kind of person who is greedy for his body, Tang Yan is not sick in his brain, and he doesn't want to offend.
What exactly do doctors like, that's the question.
Money, which everyone likes, should not be counted.
Tang Yan's brain is moving at a high speed, and she didn't take it so seriously when she was in school.
"Sister Yuqing, I went to a junior college, and we don't have a general teacher in our school."
"What teacher?"
"The general teacher is a corpse, which is used for learning anatomy." Tang Yan said, smoothed out her train of thought, and said with great interest, "Yes, it's the general teacher!"
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"Corpse ......"
Feng Yuqing felt that people who studied medicine had problems with their brains.
Playing romance in his own circle, someone gave his boyfriend a birthday gift, and found a suitcase to put himself in.
It's romantic.
How doctors like not living people, but corpses!
What a bunch of perverts.
Besides, everything else is easy to say, how to mess with corpses? If you really do this, the little day will become more and more judgmental.
"Sister Yuqing, I heard them chatting on the operating table, and every time they told a joke, they were not serious. But when it comes to the general teacher, the atmosphere is not right, and the doctors with hippie smiles become serious. It's ......"
Tang Yan saw Feng Yuqing's bewildered face, she didn't understand what kind of benefits the general teacher had for the doctor, she stopped talking, bit her lower lip lightly and tilted her head in thought.
"My teeth are white."
Tang Yan immediately bit her upper lip with her lower teeth and flicked her high ponytail. But he immediately realized that the person sitting opposite him was his boss, who was willing to smash himself in the face with a wad of money, just to get a little bit of information.
It's not a good time to sell cute.
"Sister Yuqing, that's the case, every doctor hopes that his skills will improve. However, doctors grow slowly, after all, every operation is a human life. ”
"And then?"
"Actually, a lot of doctors don't even know what to do, you know...... I was born with a strong sense of three-dimensionality, and I could understand many anatomical structures once I saw them, but those stupid doctors just didn't understand. ”
Tang Yan's sentence gradually smoothed out.
"I'll give you an example, a professor in the Department of Gastrointestinal Surgery couldn't do an emergency department in the middle of the night, so he called the director to come to the rescue. The blood sprinkler who was scolded by the director on the phone, all kinds of words you can think of are used. ”
"What? If you can't do it, you can't watch people die on the operating table. The director scolded and scolded, and the person arrived in 20 minutes, and the operation was completed in 10 minutes with a black face. ”
"Uh, what do you mean......"
"The medical industry is different from other industries." Tang Yan straightened out her thoughts, refreshing and refreshing, and her high ponytail shook again, "Other industries can touch fish, and there can be fights between each other, even if the pot is smashed, everyone has nothing to eat." ”
"But the doctor can't."
"Improving the technical level is a rigid need for doctors. If you want to make a name for yourself in the medical circle, you have to be really technical. Suddenly, there are many people who fish in troubled waters, but in private, everyone looks down on them. ”
"So...... Ji Xiang likes corpses, and needs corpses? Feng Yuqing asked.
What kind of logic is this?
She stumbled over this sentence.
"Sister, it's a general teacher, not a corpse, don't say it's so scary." Tang Yan raised her eyes and looked around, seeing that no one around noticed her, so she was relieved.
High-end restaurants are good, the distance between people is long, and there is no need to worry about the wall having ears.
It's not good to talk about corpses.
What if it causes unnecessary trouble?
"But that thing...... Where to get it? "Feng Yuqing never thought in her life that she would need a corpse one day...... The general teacher looked confused.
"I'll tell you a joke." Tang Yan smiled, "Someone on the Internet asked, how did the freshman and the general teacher of the medical school come about." ”
"That's right! How did it come about? Feng Yuqing asked, full of interest.
"Someone replied that each class draws lots, and whoever draws is counted whom."
The joke was a bit cold, and Feng Yuqing and Liu Hui were both confused.
"Harm." Tang Yan saw that the channels were different, this joke supported her life for two years, but the other party couldn't feel the laughter, she was also interested, so she immediately said, "Medical schools have their own warehouses, and there are all kinds of general teachers in them. ”
“……”
“……”
Feng Yuqing and Liu Hui saw that when they talked about the general teacher, Tang Yan's eyes flashed and sparkled, and they looked at each other.
People who study medicine have a really different hobby.
"I've had a close encounter with a general teacher." Tang Yan recalled, "When I was in school, I had a sports meeting, and I felt bored and went to the back mountain to play. By the time I got down, it was already past six o'clock in the evening, and it was still a little bright. ”
"I have good eyesight, and I saw a shadow in red clothes floating in the distance."
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"Ah Piao?"
"Hey, we're atheists. Even if there is a float, as long as he has weight, he has to eat Newton's grandfather's three laws. Tang Yan said with a smile.
Song Yuqing felt that the girl in front of her was really bold.
"I had the courage to walk over and see the teacher in the anatomy department hanging the general teacher."
"Teacher, general teacher...... The teacher in front of you is alive, right? ”
"Right...... bar. ”
"You go on." Feng Yuqing thought of a corpse hanging on a tree, still wearing red clothes, and the whole person was not good.
"I don't know why, but it was ...... at the time."
"Let's talk about what doctors like." Liu Hui saw that the topic was getting farther and farther away, so she immediately stopped and pulled the topic back.
"Oh, Teacher! That's what I've been talking about all along. Specifically, you can go to the medical school and buy it. ”
"Buy? Can you take it out? Liu Hui has already begun to calculate the feasibility, "Even if it can be taken out, where can I put it?" ”
"Of course you can't take it out! I want to go to the anatomy department for a little study. Tang Yan couldn't understand the brain circuits of the two people opposite.
"Believe me, if you can get a general teacher, Ji Xiang would rather endure the smell of formalin and sleep with the general teacher!"
"Ghost bride? Does he have such a good kidney? Feng Yuqing's thinking is also very strange.
"Hahaha, it's different, it's different, in short, this one can be tried."
"Okay."
Feng Yuqing began to have the idea of giving up.
Whether it's a doctor or a nurse, it doesn't look normal.
"Actually......"
"Actually, what?" Feng Yuqing asked.
"I feel that Sister Yuqing, you and Ji Xiang know each other."
"yes, I saw it when I was a kid."
"That's a childhood sweetheart!" Tang Yan clapped her hands, "Use your saliva amylase to conquer him!" ”
“……”
"It's all fake and serious, otherwise why do you have to drive once you relax after surgery, this is a human being's just need, just need!"
Tang Yan raised her small fist with a serious expression.