Meng Qingfei looked proud, "I don't understand, right, in fact, I don't understand either." ”

"My classmate is from the county hospital of traditional Chinese medicine, and the combination of traditional Chinese and Western medicine is better, so Zusanli injection is just a very ordinary small application in them. But in the Imperial Capital Hospital, no one has seen it, including the director. ”

"I'll go!"

Ji Xiang was really stunned.

He never thought that the doctors in the lower-level hospitals could teach the professors and directors of the large tertiary hospitals in the imperial capital a lesson.

"I didn't expect that." Meng Qingfei said, "So I always think that the little doctor can't be taken lightly." ”

He has a good teacher's energy, which is slightly similar to the system NPC, and Ji Xiang doesn't know whether it is only for his own single skill or AOE skill.

"Zusanli gave Neos half an hour after the Ming Dynasty, and the bedpan was stuffed in, and Gucci Gucci was pooped."

"Teacher, you mean Gucci?" Ji Xiang was a little surprised by this homonym.

"It's just that sound, don't you think it's a little strange about what you care about?" Meng Qingfei smiled, "It's the first time I've heard that the head nurse is carrying a Gucci bag, it's very strange, how can she bring such a strange thing to work." ”

"Haha." Ji Xiang thought about it, it was indeed a bit similar.

"At that time, the doctors in the hospital in the imperial capital were shocked, they could still do this!"

"Really?" Ji Xiang pondered and asked subconsciously.

"You can go home and look for information, and then you can try it wherever you work. Anyway, the Ming of intramuscular injection of Xinsi does not violate the rules, and Zusanli is an acupuncture point according to traditional Chinese medicine, but in Western medicine, it is the place of intramuscular injection. ”

Ji Xiang felt that what he said made sense.

"Doctors are like this, and patients and ordinary people are definitely more unfamiliar. So there's no need to get angry with the patient, and if you come to remove the stitches, I'll only do it if I feel safe. If there is a slight problem, I will definitely not touch it. ”

"Teacher Meng, what should I do if I complain about you?" Ji Xiang was a little worried.

"If you complain, you can complain, we don't have a bonus in the emergency department, and if you dare to deduct my salary, I will dare to jump off the building with the dean's child." Meng Qingfei said disdainfully.

"No, no." Ji Xiang hurriedly said, "Will you quit talking, and then stop working for a while?" ”

"Isn't that just right?" Meng Qingfei said, "The emergency department is so broken, who wants to be on duty." I'm forty years old, and I lost my hair when I didn't sleep well, and I soon became the standard chief physician. Director Bai is sensible and rest assured. ”

Indeed, just now Meng Qingfei said about the suspension of emergency pediatrics.

At present, emergency, pediatrics, and intervention are the three minefields in the hospital, and as long as there is a choice, they will not choose to work in these three departments.

No wonder Meng Qingfei is fearless, with a hob on his face; No wonder Zhao Xiangming cried loudly at the department gathering that day.

Tsk, Ji Xiang sighed.

"It's really ......idle today," Meng Qingfei sighed.

Before the words could be spoken, the phone at the nurse's station rang frantically.

Meng Qingfei raised his hand and slapped himself, quite hard, looking really remorseful.

"Lao Meng! Get ready to come to the rescue!

”

The nurse's roar came from next door, and the sound of slippers running in the hallway.

"! Xiao Ji, you remember, you must not be idle. Well, that's the consequences! Meng Qingfei stood up and habitually wiped his hands on the buttocks of the white clothes, as if he had just finished washing his hands.

"What's going on?"

Meng Qingfei probed out and saw Mr. Wu running in with a panicked face.

"Mr. Wu, why did you come so quickly? 120 ambulance called you? It's impossible, 120 people are still here, and they haven't been seen. ”

"Don't mention it, I'm a cheap mouthful." Mr. Wu said reproachfully.

"Afternoon? What's going on? Meng Qingfei asked suspiciously.

"Today, Professor Bao's surgery was late, and there was nothing wrong, so I followed the stage to take a look." Mr. Wu saw that the emergency department was quiet, and the patient obviously hadn't arrived yet, so he began to blame himself.

"After the operation, I changed clothes with Professor Bao, and I praised him for changing a new belt."

"Gucci's?"

Mr. Wu didn't know this stalk, and was stunned when asked.

"You go on, how did you talk about the belt." Meng Qingfei waved his hand and brought the topic back again.

"Didn't I show off?" Mr. Wu said frustratedly, "I saw that there seemed to be traces of movement on the waistband, so I moved ......"

"And then?"

Mr. Wu was silent.

"Look at you, come to my emergency department, talk halfway." Meng Qingfei said disdainfully, "Do you believe it or not, the nurse already knows everything, maybe it's even worse." If you don't say it, I won't listen. ”

"Alas, the head of the belt has been altered, and there is a locator inside."

"What! Locator? Meng Qingfei was stunned, "You Professor Bao has Alzheimer's?" Could it be that he is a spy?! ”

But just after saying this, Meng Qingfei froze, and then smiled helplessly, "New belt? ”

"Hmm." Mr. Wu said, "I was cheap, and I said to ask Professor Bao to put his belt in the locker room, and then go home immediately to have a look." ”

"You kid." Meng Qingfei raised his hand and slapped it on the back of Mr. Wu's head, "Is this said casually!" ”

"It's ......" Ji Xiang didn't understand too much.

"The faucet has been repaired." Mr. Wu said.

It's like saying code words, Ji Xiang still didn't understand, but Meng Qingfei was able to answer with Mr. Wu fluently.

Just by such a picture, you can prove that you are a new doctor.

Ji Xiang did not dislike people and asked what a faucet was, but stood in an unobtrusive corner and waited.

There are some things that can be understood just by looking at them, and there is no need to ask more.

Soon a private car arrived, and the flat car pushed an injured person into the emergency room.

Mr. Wu went in to take a look, and when he came out, his mood was much calmer.

Arriving almost at the same time as the injured was Director Liu, who rushed in in his pajamas.

The patient's blood pressure and heart rate are stable, and the gastrointestinal surgeons who come to the clinic always take them for examination.

Ji Xiang didn't say anything, he saw that he didn't need to be rescued, so he hid.

After Director Liu and Mr. Wu left, Ji Xiang pulled Meng Qingfei and asked, "Teacher Meng, what is repairing a faucet?" ”

"Oh, you really don't know! What are the universities doing? ”

"Learn."

"......" Meng Qingfei glanced at Ji Xiang helplessly and explained, "This is the stalk of your urology, how can you not know it." ”

Ji Xiang spread his hands.

"It means that the man is unable to do his job in the life of the couple, and he is ridiculed by his wife that the faucet is broken, and he must repair it in time, otherwise the wife will be very angry, and the consequences will be very serious." Meng Qingfei laughed.

“……”

"There are two meanings of broken faucets, which have little to do with the faucet itself, as long as you understand the reason, you will not have a big deviation in your understanding."

"Your urology department is a sewer and a faucet, it's really boring, come to our emergency department."

"Nope."

Ji Xiang simply refused.