"Xiao Ji, what about checking it right?" Colonel Wang did not continue to discuss with Tang Yan and the itinerant nurses how the dumbbells were stuffed.

Because, even Colonel Wang doesn't know how the patient did it.

Similar situations are rare, but not uncommon.

I haven't worked in clinical practice for decades, and I really don't know how high human intelligence, imagination, and curiosity can be.

Anyway, whether it's a dumbbell or a decades-old cannonball, as long as you go in, you will say that you accidentally sat on it.

Gradually, the doctors at the hospital adapted to this interpretation.

Slippery feet, sit on it.

Well, that's reasonable.

Believe it, don't you believe it?

"Teacher Wang, the patient is checking correctly." Ji Xiang reported.

"Brush your hands and go, get ready to go on stage."

Looking at Ji Xiang's back, Colonel Wang smiled with satisfaction.

"Lao Wang, I heard that this kid is going to the magic capital, why did he come back?" The itinerant nurse hadn't forgotten about it and continued to ask.

"I said that the medical level of the magic capital is not enough, do you believe it?"

"I believe that you are a bad old man who just saw the ghost, the level of the demons is not enough, and the level of your Colonel Wang is enough, right?" The itinerant nurse said disdainfully.

"My doctor Xiao Ji is very high!" Colonel Wang clasped his hands to his chest and checked the patient's information again.

"I really can't stand you sewers, how many times have you checked it." Roving nurse tract.

"You guys open the bag, I'll go brush my hands."

As he spoke, Colonel Wang asked Dada to brush his hands.

"Sister." Tang Yan, open the surgical bag, "Dumbbells, is it possible?" ”

"You'll know after a long time." "The human instinct to die is as far away as the mind. ”

"Huh."

"For example, I've seen light bulbs plugged."

"I'll go, not afraid of breaking?"

"I've seen broken ones too." The itinerant nurse laughed, "The glass ballast pierced the rectum directly, almost hurting the major arteries, and it was miserable." ”

"Awesome!" Tang Yan praised, "How did you stuff it in?" ”

"You are a little girl's family, just listen to the excitement, why do you think so much." The itinerant nurse reprimanded.

"Isn't there nothing to do?" Tang Yan said with emotion.

Ji Xiang brushed his hands back and began to disinfect, Colonel Wang then came back, listening to the itinerant nurse chatting with Tang Yan, he laughed, "People, always strange, I was very willing to die when I was young." ”

"Oh? Tell me, what did you stuff in. The itinerant nurse asked with a smile.

"When I was a child...... "The oily light on Colonel Wang's head could not be covered by even a sterile cap, and the light was faintly scattered, like the light of another shadowless lamp.

"Watching my dad sit on the couch every day and smoke a cigarette, frowning, like thinking about something, I think it's so cool!"

"At that time, I was looking forward to growing up, not like now."

"And then?" The itinerant nurse asked.

"One day I came home from school and my dad sat on the couch and lit a cigarette and smoked it decently." Wang Daxiao said, "Sighing softly and frowning while smoking, immersively playing a middle-aged man who has experienced vicissitudes and is overwhelmed by the burden of his family." ”

"It's still a good time to be a teenager, every time I look back, although I want to hit the wall in embarrassment, but I was not young at that time."

"That's when you learned to smoke?"

"It's not." Colonel Wang shook his head while shaking his head, "My mother came home early that day, and when she entered the door, she saw me sitting on the sofa smoking. ”

"I seemed to be immersed in that feeling, I really thought I was a middle-aged man, and asked my mother in a thick voice - Xiaomei, why did you come back so early from work today. Stop cooking, let's go out to the restaurant. ”

“……”

“……”

"Hahaha." The itinerant nurse laughed, "Later." ”

"The next morning, the sun was just right, in today's terms. I was lying in a hospital bed and the nurse came to give me muscle injections. ”

"Hit and hospitalized?!"

"yes, that was my first time in the hospital." Colonel Wang helped Ji Xiang lay out the sterile sheet, "So, I've always understood this kind of death-making behavior, many people just think it's interesting, it should belong to a yearning for a new life?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I think you just don't have enough IQ. It was like that when I was a kid, and I'm not that smart now. The itinerant nurse said, "If I were your mother, I would be scared half to death." ”

"Well, my mom was really scared half to death, but how tough it was at that time, there was still a trainer bullet at home, and my mom almost didn't take it out and died with me."

"Tsk, you're so good at dying."

"Colonel Wang." Tang Yan suddenly asked, "What is a coach bullet?" ”

"It's all now, don't bother with that." Wang Daxiao said, "I've seen a lot of things like death, count them first, match the stage well, and I'll tell you a major event when I was studying before I got off the stage." ”

Tang Yan's mask moved, as if he was slandering Colonel Wang.

After laying out the sterile towel, Colonel Wang glanced at Ji Xiang, saw Ji Xiang standing in the assistant's position, and didn't say anything, standing in the operator's position to start the operation.

The operation went smoothly and ended with laughter.

"Colonel Wang, tell me what the hell is going on." Tang Yan always remembered Colonel Wang's words.

"You're such a good boy." Colonel Wang rinsed and checked for active bleeding and said, "I studied in the imperial capital and met a patient who had kidney cancer and surgery five years ago. ”

"The patient recovered well after the surgery, but then he got esophageal cancer. The patient and the patient's family insisted that the kidney cancer was not cured and caused the metastasis. ”

"Well, that's a bit too much."

"yes, I thought it was tricky, and the professor who took me didn't know what to do. The patient was hospitalized, and he just boiled himself to death. ”

“……”

“……”

The crowd was dumbfounded.

There are many people of all kinds in the hospital, but the vast majority of people are just begging for money and life, and they will never boil their tumors because of anger, or even boil themselves out in the end.

"That's kind of weird." Tang Yan said.

"I've seen people who make money, and I've also seen people who don't know how to treat disorderly, Colonel Wang, why did you say that the patient was lying on the hospital bed and boiling himself to death? Want to lose money? ”

"No, the patient just wants a statement. At that time, it was still very early, and there were very few medical troubles. "But esophageal cancer does not have anything to do with kidney cancer, and metastasis basically does not metastasize to that side." We explained that it could be primary esophageal cancer a hundred times, but the patient and the patient's family just didn't listen. ”

"Tsk."

"Awesome."

"I didn't finish it, what I just said was the background ......of the story," Colonel Wang deliberately sold Guan Zi and said.

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