"Is Dr. Koji here?"

The door of Director Liu's office was pushed open directly, and Lu Gang hurriedly walked in.

"Old Lu, what are you in a hurry, slow down." Director Liu sat leisurely in the chair and looked at Lu Gang with a smile.

"Doctor Xiaoji, you did the operation just now so smoothly, is it not difficult, is it very simple, you can do it with a dog." Lu Gang asked directly, crisply, and tendentiously.

Ji Xiang spread his hands and looked at the sky.

To say that this person was kicked to the infirmary is reasonable, he doesn't understand the most basic human feelings, and he runs to ask himself directly if it is difficult.

And the last sentence...... Ji Xiang thought of the silly roe deer.

"Of course." Director Liu smiled, "Lao Lu, the journal papers you read are all nonsense, and the operation itself is simple, and I can do it with my eyes closed." ”

"You?" Lu Gang squinted at Director Liu, "I'm bleeding when I get started, and I'm still bragging here." ”

Director Liu's old face was red, but he was thick-skinned and pretended to be fine, "It was Xiao Ji who bleed, what does it have to do with me, you are wrong." Besides, I'm not better than a dog. ”

Ji Xiang watched Director Liu talk nonsense, if he hadn't done the operation dozens or hundreds of times by himself, and he had just completed it himself, he would definitely believe it.

"Huh? It's true? Lu Gang was deceived by Director Liu, he looked at Director Liu in surprise, and tried to recall the operation at that time.

"Of course." Director Liu said, "How simple is the operation, you know what surgery Dr. Guipei can do in the medical office." ”

"I know, the stomach and intestines can be appendectomy, and at most a hernia operation can be performed."

"Yes, the surgical treatment of massive hydronephrosis is the equivalent of gastrointestinal appendicitis and hernia in our urology. Even, the level is a little lower. Old Lu, you read the literature every day, and you were deceived by the literature. ”

Director Liu joked.

If he has revenge, he will take revenge, and before Lu Gangyu said that the operation would definitely not be done, he would immediately report it back.

“……”

Lu Gang would definitely not believe this as long as he was not a fool.

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"You watched Xiao Ji finish the operation, what's the. By the way, I'm not completely letting go, I've been holding on to the mirror. If there is anything wrong with the operation, I will take over immediately. ”

"Ugh."

Lu Gang's brain was dizzy.

Ji Xiang snickered, he knew that Director Liu was either robbing the merit or teasing Lu Gang.

"The surgery is indeed ......"

Before Director Liu finished speaking, Lu Gang's mobile phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Oh, what? Blue ears? You're a human doctor or a veterinarian! Blue ears are also called pig reproductive and respiratory syndrome, which is a disease seen by a veterinarian, and has nothing to do with the human doctor of our Second Affiliated Hospital. ”

"Why do I understand? Haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run? What do you all eat? ”

"Go right away."

Lu Gang hung up the phone and said angrily, "Now the medical level of our Second Affiliated Hospital is really getting worse and worse, just like that, people are still saying that they are awesome every day." ”

"Old Lu, it's amazing, you even know what pig reproductive and respiratory syndrome is." Director Liu is really convinced this time, the kind of five-body throwing.

"My family used to raise pigs, I saw them when I was a child, and that's what the veterinarian said." Lu Gang said angrily, "How can people have blue ears." ”

"Which department will consult?"

"Brother Monkey."

Lu Gang said a homophonic stalk to show his contempt for the ear, nose and throat.

"Let's go check it out."

Ji Xiang's heart moved, "Teacher Lu, can I take a look with you?" ”

"What's so nice, you don't even know how unreliable clinicians are. I guess the patient wore a blue hat and the color faded. ”

“……”

Ji Xiang spread his hands.

"Doctor Xiaoji, don't believe it, you think it's said in cross talk and jokes, what kind of balls change color, and the result is that the underwear is off color, right?" Lu Gang said as he walked out, Ji Xiang and Director Liu made a gesture, and Director Liu smiled and waved his hand.

"This kind of thing is very common in clinical practice, and it is not a problem at all." Lu Gang chattered, "Some doctors don't even wear gloves to wipe them, and when they see that the color is wrong, they go directly to the consultation, and wait for me to scold them." ”

"Teacher Lu, you ......"

"What am I?" Lu Gang turned his head and stared at Ji Xiang, "You want to say that I have a bad temper?" ”

"Why are you so interested in giant hydronephrosis?" Ji Xiang asked.

Lu Gang looked Ji Xiang up and down, very seriously, and watched it for a full 2 seconds.

"The book says it's difficult, but you're a petty trainee who does it well. By the way, Director Bai went to adjust your laparoscopic operation video, and I think something is wrong. ”

"Tune the video?"

"It was said that there was a recent surgery competition, and Director Bai wanted to accumulate information. But don't get your hopes up, I think he just wants to see, and the most likely is to find Director Liu's surgery. ”

Director Bai really has a vision, Ji Xiang thought with a smile.

"Blue ears, I think they look like blue ears." Lu Gang scolded while walking briskly to the otolaryngology.

"Old Lu, you're here, help take a look, take a look." A middle-aged female doctor was standing in the corridor waiting for Lu Gang, and when she saw him coming in in a hurry, she immediately said apologetically.

It seems to be different from what Lu Gang described.

"What about the patients?"

"In the disposal room."

Lu Gang didn't talk nonsense, and walked into the disposal room in a hurry.

A female patient in her twenties sat on a bed in the treatment room, looking terrified.

She doesn't look like a real person, but like a paper man in the second dimension.

The ears are a little pointed, not so pointed, and the color is not normal, showing a surging blue.

"Huh?" Lu Gang was stunned, this was different from what he imagined.

"Have ears always been this color?" Lu Gang asked.

"No, doctor." The female patient said timidly, "I caught a cold a few days ago, took some medicine, and then my ears kept hurting and the color changed. ”

Lu Gang tore off a pair of sterile gloves, put them on directly, and tore a bag of iodophor cotton balls to wipe the female patient's ears.

"It hurts!"

The female patient shuddered.

"It's really not fading." Lu Gang took off his gloves and threw them into the medical waste bucket.

"Old Lu, don't let the head nurse see it, it's all a cost." The professor of otolaryngology looked straight at the eyelids fighting.

"Cut." Lu Gang said disdainfully, "Can you still use it after washing?" ”

Ji Xiang suddenly thought of turning the used sleeve over and using it again, and he didn't know if Mr. Lu Ganglu was playing a stalk or if he really did it clinically.

However, it is not possible to do so, because if you save costs in this way, there is a risk of infection, transmission, and so on.

"Weird, tell me more about what the hell is going on." Lu Gang looked the female patient up and down, and finally his gaze fell on the blue ear.

The long hair on his forehead had fallen, and he looked like he was half-furrowed, which was really funny.

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