"Where did they come from?" Li Xingchen asked.

And the bald donkey coming over in this situation? It's weird.

"It's in the city." The soldier replied.

Turpan is extremely heavy on Buddha, and there are many temples in each city, and each temple is large and luxurious.

The one in the main city was even more magnificent and beautiful than the imperial palace, and there were many people, and the overall number of people was more than that of ordinary civilians.

After Li Xingchen understood, he gasped.

Oh my God, there are really Buddha dogs everywhere.

Nothing more, only more!

Moreover, the country that believes in Buddhism has a unified plan for Buddhism, and if you want to be a monk, you need academic qualifications and ability, in short, there are various assessments, which are very strict.

"Let them come." Li Xingchen said in a deep voice.

Soon, the bald donkeys came slowly, their posture was upright, their expressions were calm, and their eyes were full of contempt.

Contempt what? despised the group of ordinary people in front of him, and boasted of being superior.

Looking at their expressions, Li Xingchen felt funny.

The six roots of the monks are pure, and the four are empty, can they still have this kind of expression?

Sure enough, they are all vicious dogs wearing Buddha skins.

If such a thing appeared in Great Wei, Li Xingchen would definitely send troops to kick the temple.

"The poor monk has seen His Majesty Great Wei." The bald donkey saluted.

"Presumptuous." The military department Shangshu scolded sharply, "Do you know that Tianfan City has been captured?" Your Majesty is merciful to you if you don't kill you, and you dare to stand and salute? Still on your knees? ”

Li Xingchen didn't speak, and looked at the bald donkey with cold eyes.

"My Buddha is compassionate, all beings are equal, and in the eyes of the Buddha, there is no distinction between high and low. Even if His Majesty Great Wei is above tens of thousands of people, in front of the Buddha, he is equal to cats and dogs. ”

It was the abbot of Turpan who spoke.

The military department Shangshu laughed angrily, and when he opened his mouth, he wanted to scold, but Li Xingchen raised his hand to stop it.

"Yes, yes, the abbot is right, so what do you have to do? I'm very busy, if you have something to say, I'll sit in the temple with you all day long, and you can be raised differently. ”

Hearing this, the bald donkeys were angry in their hearts, and Li Xingchen was clearly mocking them for accepting offerings from the ten parties and not doing practical things.

The abbot is still light and light, "The poor monk has a fate with His Majesty, and wants to persuade His Majesty to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground." ”

Li Xingchen smiled, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot? This is the same ridiculous as those bald donkeys in the Buddha Temple saying that if you believe in Buddhism, you will have food.

"Your Majesty's attack on Turpan is too heavy to kill, Your Majesty should stop it in time."

"There's something wrong with you." The old face of the military department Shangshu raised his anger and swore words.

Usually in the court, everyone is a well-cultivated person, and generally swears in their hearts.

Since coming to the border, the military department has written and mixed with a group of generals and soldiers, and any swear words can be soaring, completely releasing nature.

"Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey or caught in the door? Or maybe it's clogged with? When did Your Majesty invade Turpan and kill the people? Are your eyeballs ornamental? Why don't you dig it up and kick it for Lao Tzu? ”

Li Xingchen was surprised, squinted at the military department Shangshu, and was stunned for a while.

"Not to mention the people, including the surrendered soldiers, they haven't killed a single one, but they just look at it, and as for killing a few, it's also because of their wild words and smelly mouths.

With such a friendly war, which country in the world can do it? ”

The abbot looked at the military department Shangshu and recited the Buddha's name, "Invading our country's land is your country's wrong." War is war, and human lives are more or less lost during it..."

The military department scolded, "Old bald donkey, how can there be peace without war? Where can you be idle without peace? Besides, fighting for the country is the glory of a soldier, and he deserves to die. ”

The abbot's eyes flashed, and he pretended to say: "If it weren't for the high-ranking people chasing fame and fortune and their ambitions swelling, how could they be at war again?"

If those in high positions can put down the butcher's knife in their hearts, the world will be peaceful, and how can there be any more war? ”

Li Xingchen smiled, "Since the master persuaded me to put down the butcher knife, why didn't he persuade the king of Turpan to put down the butcher knife?"

In the past six months, the Turpan soldiers have been insulting our Great Wei soldiers and hurting our Great Wei people, why didn't you travel to the border to advise them to become Buddhas? ”

The abbot said unhurriedly: "Your Majesty, the past has passed, people live in the present, why bother to recall the past future?" ”

The corners of Li Xingchen's mouth twitched.

"You mean, my son deserves to be bullied? Otherwise, when I destroy Turpan and the king of Turpan wants to take revenge, you will tell him these words? ”

The old bald donkey, the old face is gone.

The abbot was stunned, "Amitabha! ”

The monks behind him also said the Buddha horn in unison.

"Full of nonsense."

A general on the side rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward, and a big-eared melon seed hit the old bald donkey in the face.

The old face with fine skin and tender flesh immediately became swollen with five finger prints, and everyone almost fell.

"Presumptuous, you dare to hit the abbot?"

"You are all demons, the Buddha will send down heavenly punishment!"

A group of little bald asses blamed one after another.

The abbot wiped off the nosebleed and asked sharply, "Why did you hit someone?" ”

The general learned to fold his hands and said the Buddha's name, "Master, it's already over to beat you just now, why haven't you put it down yet?" ”

Li Xingchen and the others almost laughed out of the pig cry, and treated them in the same way as others, which is cool!

The abbot glared at the general angrily, "You are wrong, donor, you are not beating a poor monk, but a Buddha." As the head of a temple, the poor monk is one of the many representatives of Buddhism, representing the face of the Buddha. ”

"Phew!" The general spit in his face, "Just something like you, have a face that says it represents the face of the Buddha?" ”

If there really were a Buddha in the world, there would be no people starving, let alone wars, all of them would be a group of lazy people who combined to deceive the people into worshipping.

"Donor, you are really not afraid of retribution, and the poor monk admires you."

"Retribution?" The general laughed and scoffed at his words, "Come on, you let the Buddha send down heavenly punishment and kill me on the spot." If you can kill me, I will believe that there will be retribution. ”

The abbot no longer wiped the nosebleed and let it drip down.

"It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come. When the benefactor's blessings are exhausted, there will be disaster. ”

The military department Shangshu is crazy, these dead things, dare to speak wildly, I really think I am a character.

"Your Majesty, can the old minister cut them down? It's better to abuse them first and let their Buddha come and save them, and if they don't come, kill them. ”

Li Xingchen shrugged, "It's good if you're happy." With that, he walked forward.

"Come on, tie up these bald asses." The secretary of the military department immediately ordered, and the soldiers came together.

The abbot panicked, "What do you want to do?" Do you want to go to war with Buddhism? ”

The other monks also panicked, angry and afraid.

"At war? Are you worthy? Let your Buddhas come out and save you! Otherwise, you all go to the eighteen layers of hell! ”

Bald donkeys' scalps are numb, and in the face of life and death, how many can be calm? Their bodies trembled.