284 Like a defeated dog

"Lao Liu, I think the old patient on the other side of the organ building is in the past, and it seems that he is making trouble." As soon as Lu came to work, he immediately said when he saw Director Liu, "There are a lot of family members of patients, some of whom are carrying hoes and pickaxes. ”

"Director Bai has looked for me."

"What shall we do?" Lu Gang asked.

Old clinicians know how troublesome this is.

"Cold salad." Director Liu said coldly.

"It's menacing at home, I think it's a big trouble this time!" Lu Gang whispered, looking slightly frightened.

He is good at diagnosing, but not good at dealing with patients' families. Seeing a bunch of patients' family members blocking the door of the organ building with a menacing attitude, Lu Gang had already panicked.

"We'll be on stage in a moment."

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! Lu Gang was stunned.

On stage? He didn't react, looked at Director Liu in a daze, and pondered for a few seconds before realizing what the director meant.

Lose your marbles! This was Lu Gang's only thought.

But he thought about it, his hands were cold, what could he do if he didn't go on stage? It's just that he can't do it when he comes to power, and a dead horse should be a live horse doctor.

It is said that the relationship between Director Liu and Director Bai is particularly iron, and now it looks like this.

Director Liu didn't leave his hands behind, and ran to the side early when he encountered a medical dispute, not touching these things at all, but for the sake of Director Bai, he would rather stick a knife in both ribs.

Although Lu Gang thought so, he still subconsciously took two steps back, as if Director Liu was full of bad luck.

"I'll take Ji Xiang and Dr. Zhao up." Director Liu said, "You go and find table tennis, take two to me." ”

"Table tennis? Do? Lu Gang was surprised.

"Put a ping-pong ball and plug the fistula." Director Liu said angrily.

"......" Lu Gang was speechless.

He looked at Ji Xiang and Zhao Zhe suspiciously, not knowing what ecstasy soup these two had poured into Director Liu.

"Old Lu, hurry up." Director Liu said coldly, "The patient will come to the stage immediately. ”

"Director Liu, really?"

"Or you can!"

Lu Gang didn't dare to question it, so he trotted to the duty room to find a doctor who usually played table tennis and asked Director Liu for what he needed.

After taking three table tennis balls, Lu just went out and met Mr. Wu, and he hurriedly pulled Mr. Wu in.

"Xiao Wu, do you know that the patient with bladder fistula is here again?"

"Yes." Mr. Wu said, "I just heard from the director, saying that it is an old way, and it is solved by the local method many years ago. ”

"Table tennis?" Lu Gang couldn't laugh or cry.

"Yes, Dr. Koji said it again, saying that it was during the internship......"

"Xiao Wu, I can't speak hard now, you tell the director, you can't do the operation." Lu Gang said worriedly, "The organ building has been blocked by hundreds of people, and once the operation fails, our department will not be able to open it for half a year." ”

"I think Dr. Koji is right." Mr. Wu grinned, "To cure the disease, how to deal with the medical department is their problem." ”

"What if it can't be cured? Director Liu must not be forced to jump off the building by them? ”

"No, I listened to Dr. Xiao Ji explain the operation process, and I feel that it can be done."

"Surgery with ping-pong balls? Is your brain on the night shift and turned into wood. Lu Gang hated it and knocked on Mr. Wu's head.

"Hey, hey." Mr. Wu didn't argue much, "It doesn't matter if we say it, Elder Bai came directly to our ward to find the director in person early in the morning." Even if you know that the surgery can't be done, you have to do it. ”

"......" Lu Gang sighed.

But when he pinched it in his hand, the feel of the table tennis ball made him extremely disgusted for the first time.

Isn't it a joke to use ping-pong balls for surgery!

"Don't worry, it's okay, it's okay." Seeing that Lu Gang was worried, Mr. Wu comforted him repeatedly.

"Nothing? Hey, it's fine. Lu Gang muttered, and helplessly sent the table tennis ball to Director Liu.

The handover ended hastily, and Director Liu took Ji Xiang and Zhao Zhe to the stage.

Other professors also knew that it was extremely troublesome to do a patient today, and they still used table tennis to do it, although they wanted to see it, but they had surgery in their hands, so they could only go to work first.

Only Lu Gang and Mr. Wu were fine, and they followed them to the operating room.

"It's really unreliable, Xiao Wu." Lu Gang muttered in a low voice, "Doing table tennis for surgery, this is the biggest joke I've heard in my life." ”

"You say, table tennis is an operation, how to write the operation record? The medical records were sent to the Medical Investigation Commission, and we had to become unreasonable. ”

"If you let reporters and the media know, it will be miserable. Now there are so many self-media, how everyone writes evilly, this is good, adding material to people. What kind of hospital stuffs table tennis balls into the patient's body, and the people who eat melons are willing to see these and don't. ”

Lu Gang chattered and said, Mr. Wu didn't say anything in the first few words, but he was a little bored when he heard him talk endlessly.

"Director Lu, do you remember the ureteral rupture a few days ago? You ...... at that time I didn't see it anyway. Mr. Wu's words were harder than a stone, and they smashed directly into Lu Gang's throat.

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Lu Gang was choked enough.

Mr. Wu said politely, but he didn't see that the patient's ureter was ruptured that day, and he seemed to have said a few strange things at that time.

The situation seems to be a bit like today.

But, can that be the same! Lu Gang thought about it.

"Xiao Wu, the ureter was broken that day, and there is still a probability of 3 in 10,000. But today, have you ever heard of someone who used table tennis balls for surgery? ”

Mr. Wu didn't want to listen to Lu Gang's chatter like Xianglin's sister-in-law, so he simply went to help the itinerant nurse disinfect the table tennis balls.

Lu Gang sighed, like a defeated dog.

The operation seemed to him to be nonsense, but there was no way to stop it, and Lu Gang was anxious.

Tang Yan finished counting, looked at the 3 yellow table tennis balls on the table and was stunned for a moment, "Xiaoji, what are you going to do?" ”

The patient was under continuous epidural anesthesia, so Tang Yan spoke very restrainedly.

"Mend the fistula." Ji Xiang was laying out the list, and he said a nonsense very bluntly.

Tang Yante was curious, although she hadn't worked for long, she had never seen a table tennis ball on the operating table.

What kind of moth is Ji Xiang going to make this thing about?

However, with the experience of diagnosing patients infected with tetanus, Tang Yan was quite curious about the operation.

After Ji Xiang finished laying the list, Zhao Zhe stood directly between the patient's legs under the operating table.

Director Liu knew that Zhao Zhe, a clinical old fritter, would definitely not do much, and it would be good if he could do his job well. As for the operation, it depends on Ji Xiang's stunned head.

"Xiaoji, you come, I'll be your assistant." Director Liu said, standing in the position of Yizhu opposite Ji Xiang.

Ji Xiang was not polite, and stretched out his hand to start disinfection.

The incision was made in the middle of the abdomen to the pubic symphysis, and after the sterilization was completed, Ji Xiang handed the forceps and iodophor gauze to Tang Yan, and then stretched out his hand.

"Knife ......"

Before Ji Xiang could habitually say that sentence, the handle of the knife slapped in the palm of his hand.

The cooperation seems to be getting more and more tacit, and Ji Xiang vaguely has a feeling of returning to the system operating room.