Chapter 61: Yu Wei: Tiger girl comes to give Ye a smile!
Ye Mengjie and Yu Wei had a crazy fuss in the living room, Yu Wei covered his ruddy eyes with one hand and rubbed his now hot and painful ass with the other, secretly sad.
And Ye Mengjie.
Ye Mengjie was holding a cup of iced Coke that had just been taken out of the refrigerator, and with a "tsk~" sound, the pull ring opened, and the carbon dioxide exploded in the air, making a very seductive sound.
Ye Mengjie poured a sip on herself, and said with an intoxicated expression: "Comfortable!" β
The feeling of bubbles popping in the throat is simply not too pleasant!
Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie's triumphant appearance, and hated itchy, did she really build her happiness on the sadness of others?
Shouldn't I be happy if I want to be happy?
No way! Can't let this tiger girl be so arrogant.
Yu Wei suddenly thought of when she was chatting in Ye Mengjie's family group a few days ago, Ye Mengjie's mother chatted with herself about those interesting things about Ye Mengjie's childhood.
accidentally exposed Ye Mengjie's nickname.
Yu Wei smiled secretly in private, because Yu Wei wanted to laugh when he thought of Ye Mengjie's nickname, which reflected the local atmosphere of the people in the north.
I saw Yu Wei cough vigorously.
immediately attracted Ye Mengjie's attention.
Ye Mengjie looked at Yu Wei with extreme disdain and said, "Tsk~"
"That's it? Spicy Chicken! β
Yu Wei: "......"
The words that Yu Wei prepared for a while were directly blocked in his throat by the scolding.
Yu Wei, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he secretly said in his heart: "I was still so beautiful and elegant a few days ago, could it be that it was really the sentence I said a few days ago, 'I still like the boss, your unruly appearance before', and then Ye Mengjie really listened to her own words?" β
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Yu Wei hurriedly continued to cough, leaving the thoughts just now.
Ye Mengjie seemed to be really unruly and said, "What's the matter? Got lung disease? β
The corners of Yu Wei's eyes twitched, don't panic!
Steady!
Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie with a smile and said provocatively: "How is it, are you a little happier now?" Tiger girl? β
"Huh?" Ye Mengjie didn't react for a while that her nickname was called out by Yu Wei, but tilted her head slightly, scratched her cheek with her fingers, and said cutely: "It seems to be really happy!" β
Ye Mengjie thought of this, and a trace of happiness flashed in her eyes.
"It turns out that Yu Wei deliberately let him beat him just now to make himself happy!"
"I didn't even notice it...... I feel so sorry for Yu Wei. β
After Ye Mengjie thought of this, she actually felt sorry for Yu Wei.
is obviously worthy of a woman named Tiger Girl.
Yu Wei saw that Ye Mengjie did not have a trace of anger, although her expression remained unchanged, she was very puzzled in her heart.
What's going on?
This girl's reaction arc is long enough to walk through the western sky.
Yu Wei could only say one more sentence, "Hu Niu, you see that I am so good to you, consider raising your salary?" β
As soon as Yu Wei's words came out, Ye Mengjie still had to think about it, and directly subconsciously refused, "Don't even think about it!" β
Ye Mengjie's firmly outstretched hand looked so indifferent in the brilliant light of the living room.
Yu Wei: "...... This girl's focus is wrong.,It's a little unintelligent.γ β
Helplessly, Yu Wei could only continue: "Tiger girl, why are you like this, I worked hard to make you laugh, but you didn't understand it at all!" β
"I lead you, and you are...... Wrong! What did you just call me? β
Yu Wei took a deep breath, and a relieved smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Finally!
This has finally reacted!
I'm so hard!
Yu Wei followed and said in a daze: "Tiger girl? How? Tiger girl is unhappy again? Then I'll coax you again? β
γDing! Ye Mengjie's grievance value*666]
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"Yu Wei!!" Ye Mengjie stood up abruptly again.
The jade arm was tightened, and he said word by word: "Yu Wei! What did you just call me! β
"Tiger girl? Isn't that right? β
Ye Mengjie didn't shoot directly, "How did you know my nickname?" β
"What our aunt said, by the way, Aunt Tiger Niu also told me that Tiger Girl, you used to eat snot, and that you were happy to eat at that time!"
After Yu Wei said this, he also made up the knife and said: "Tiger girl, do you say that you can grow beautiful by eating snot?" β
Ye Mengjie: "......"
Ye Mengjie's whole person was simply angry and cold when Yu Wei said it!
The hand was slowly raised, and his expression was grim, but he still said with a smile: "What did you say?" β
Ye Mengjie still plans to give Yu Wei a chance.
But will Yu Wei take care of these?
Yu Wei said with a serious face: "Tiger girl, you said that you, why are you so beautiful when you love to eat snot, but your IQ and ears are not good?" β
"Tsk, looking at your expression, why are you unhappy again? It's useless to coax you for so long, right? β
"Come on! Tiger girl gives the master a smile! β
The next moment, I saw Ye Mengjie suddenly pick up the Coke that was still open next to her, and the green tendons on her hands were revealed.
The next moment there was a "bang".
The cans have exploded!
It just exploded.
The coke bloomed like a fountain, and a few drops bloomed on Yu Wei's lips, Yu Wei took a deep breath and licked it subconsciously.
Then he swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and secretly said in his heart: "It seems that you have played too much again?" β
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"Yu Wei!" Ye Mengjie rushed up like crazy.
Yu Wei is who, he ran away directly.
The two chased each other in this living room, and said that fortunately, the living room at home was big, and the two of them could stretch out, otherwise Yu Wei didn't know how long they could run.
Next, Yu Wei ran and Ye Mengjie chased.
You run, I chase, you keep running, I continue to chase, you can't escape in the end!
Ye Mengjie angrily said to Yu Wei who was running in front: "Yu Wei! Stop me! Don't run! Don't move! I add a blessing to your head! β
"Fart! Motionless is the king's eight! β
"Don't run! I'm just going to kill you! β
"Tiger girl, don't be so violent!"
"Shut up!" Ye Mengjie was called out by Yu Wei again, her face was very ashamed, the scene when she was young and now felt extremely embarrassing was constantly replayed in Ye Mengjie's mind, and at the same time, Yu Wei's voice of saying the word "tiger girl" was still repeated in her mind.
Ye Mengjie suddenly felt ashamed, "Ahhh Yu Wei! You bastard! Death to the master! β
"Ahh Don't chase the tiger girl! β
Dozens of seconds later, the two people in the chase battle suddenly didn't know which of the two had their mobile phones ringing.
"Didi! Your son has called you! β
Yu Wei listened to the familiar ringtone of the mobile phone and hurriedly stopped Ye Mengjie.
Ye Mengjie actually stopped obediently.
Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie cautiously, and then walked to his mobile phone.
When I picked it up, the word "Mom" on the mobile phone screen was very eye-catching, and Yu Wei suddenly felt like she had been slapped in the face, hot.
At this time, Ye Mengjie quietly touched Yu Wei's back silently.
Ye Mengjie listened to a somewhat cunning voice behind Yu Wei, "Who?" β
Yu Wei subconsciously replied: "My mother." β
The next moment, Yu Wei suddenly howled, "Stop, stop!" Boss, you sneak attack! Pull the soft flesh around my waist! β
"I'm calling it a lesson for Auntie! You unfilial son! I still use this kind of ringtone! β
"Ahh Let go! It hurts, it hurts! β
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