"Little brother, are you interested in listening to a joke?"

After a few seconds, Shamir finally accepted the reality, but inexplicably joked, "In such a background, after the cataclysm, the Yanhuang people were the first to recover, and the military, economy, and culture were all more developed than ours, so they were the first to establish the United Bank that passed through the east of the mainland......"

Ye Huan nodded, it is said that after the cataclysm, it only took three hundred years for the Yanhuang people to recover, and it is not surprising that they can establish a bank.

"This joke happened at the bank?"

"Yes, the Yanhuang Third Reich, the bank of the Flowing Wind Family!" Shamir smiled bitterly: "That was one day, a person went to the bank to withdraw money, and there was a beautiful woman behind him who looked stupid and cowered like an old peasant from the countryside, so she deliberately joked with him and said: Sir, you are here to save money, right? Coincidentally, I am here to withdraw money!"

Ah, what do you want to do, you save money?

It's nothing, I just want to discuss it with you, you see, anyway, you want to save money, I want to withdraw money, so why don't you just give me the money?

The man thought about it and thought it made sense, and immediately gave the woman a bag of gold coins......"

Shamir spread his hands out, signaling that the joke was over.

"Ahh

It's such a cold joke, Ye Huan didn't hear any laughter from it, but when the old man tells jokes, he always has to cooperate with the perfunctory, "It's a funny joke, this person is a stupid hat, and someone cheated him out of a bag of gold coins!"

"Okay, don't laugh if you don't want to!" Shamir also knew that the joke was not funny, but he said with a cold face: "But I tell you, this is the real thing, the stupid hat in your mouth is Bond!"

"Bond is mentally retarded?" Ye Huan pointed to his head.

"It's not just the mentally retarded, Bond's mind can't even compare to a ten-year-old child!" Shamir said unwillingly: "But such a fool, a neurotic who talks nonsense all day long, so stupid that a new jailer dares to knock him to the ground, actually escaped from prison!?

"!" Shamir couldn't help but explode at the end.

"Boss, do you think it's the 'righteous brother' Bond said is here?" said one of the prisoners, frowning thoughtfully.

"Brother-in-law?"

"That's an old joke for more than a hundred years!" Seeing that Ye Huan didn't understand, the prisoner explained: "Bond is very old, someone saw him in prison one hundred and twenty years ago, and at that time he often said something to the bird outside the window, he was crippled, but he also has a brother-in-law." Although this righteous brother seems to be out of tune, and often runs trains with his mouth full, he is definitely righteous enough, and he also has the ability to control the life and death of the gods, and kill all the ghosts in hell, sooner or later, this righteous brother will save him!"

"I've heard this joke too!" another prisoner took over and said: "Bond also said that after he is released from prison, he will join forces with this righteous brother to do a vigorous career, saying that he will fight the gods on the top and kick the netherworld, and let go of the honor and disgrace of the two of them, and also recreate the Three Realms, and return the world to a bright and prosperous world, haha, just because of this, the judge deliberately arranged a serial number of two hundred and five for him!"

Speaking of this, the prisoners all burst out laughing, obviously they had all heard the jokes about Bond, but Ye Huan's face was a little unnatural.

It's not in tune, and it's full of running trains, but it's still moral, how does this sound like a description of yourself?

Cut!

How can a mentally retarded crazy talk have something to do with himself!?

......

Does it really matter!?

"I am justice!"

"I am the truth!"

"I'm James Bond!"

Just when Ye Huan and the others were telling jokes, no one noticed that on a guard tower outside the dungeon, a sneaky fat figure appeared, only a circle thinner than Principal Giggs.

It was a gray-haired old man, without a shirt, and his skin was covered with whips and wattle marks, and he looked quite pitiful, but his lower body was wearing a ridiculous grass skirt, and when he lay on the top of the tower, his ass twisted unconsciously, like a clown who had escaped from a circus.

Due to the angle, he couldn't see the few people in the cell, but from a distance of a few hundred meters, he could still hear voices coming from inside.

"The world laughs at me, crazy!"

"The world insults me, madness!"

"But the world is vast, how many people know me, great love!

Hearing the voice of ridicule of himself, the old man shed two lines of muddy old tears, but soon, like a physical artist, he slowly stood up, proudly stretched out a hand, pointed in the direction of the dungeon, and shouted: "Laugh, scold, humiliate me as much as you want, I will not blame you, because you are all ordinary people, and you will never understand the great love of the world that I have practiced for 1,200 years!"

"I am the Knight of Love, James, Amabrahim, Bond!!!!"

"Look, two hundred and five are on the tower!"

After a dozen shouts in a row, the guards below were already alarmed, and hundreds of people pounced out of the dungeon at the same time.

"Ah, the road of spreading love and justice is indeed arduous, for the sake of love, my old man has taken refuge for a while!" The pursuers had already reached their feet, and the old man still did not look in a hurry, and as soon as he flicked his grass skirt, he rolled down from the tower with a grunt, turned around, and disappeared into the depths of the dense forest in the distance!

Seeing this scene, the guards who chased after him were dumbfounded, "Two hundred and five still have this kind of skill!?"

"How is this possible, he has been imprisoned for one or two hundred years, and he has never shown such strength!"

Hundreds of prisoners escaped from prison together, and the heroes of the army who didn't know how powerful they were had been killed, only this fat old man magically escaped, and he escaped under the noses of hundreds of guards!

No!

He hasn't escaped completely!

Just as the guards were stunned for a moment, he jumped out of the dense forest again and shouted: "Do you know why I escaped from prison? Do you know why I chose to shake the continent again after 1,200 years of silence?

"Brother-in-law!"

The old man cried bitterly to whom, "1,200 years, I, great love is full of the world, you, glory to save the people, the combination of our love and glory, finally ushered in the day when the two swords are about to be combined!! ah, you wait for me, the eldest brother omitted to prepare, this will come with you!"

Illogical!

Irrational!

If Ye Huan was here, he would definitely rub his forehead in great pain, and said in his heart, there are many people with strange surnames, but no matter how strange the surname is, he will not behave like this - this old man is obviously a real neurotic!