In less than ten seconds, Yu Wei suddenly came out of the toilet on his side.

said to Ye Mengjie, who was sitting on the sofa: "Boss, my toilet over there is broken, your toilet is for me." ”

"Oh! You can use it! ”

Ye Mengjie didn't care much.

Yu Wei pretended to be casual and came to Ye Mengjie's bathroom, uh...... It's a little bigger than Yu Wei's side.

But Yu Wei didn't come to admire the toilet and go to the toilet casually.

Yu Wei began to act immediately, searching in the bathroom as long as it was soft and could wipe his cheeks, and took it all!

Yu Wei glanced at the toilet, and the toilet was very glad that it was not a smart toilet at this time, otherwise it would not have escaped Yu Wei's claws!

And now Yu Wei's purpose is also obvious.

Yu Wei played a big game of chess, and he began to prepare when he got up at noon.

Within half a day, he ate fast food known as "Splatoon", and then Yu Wei immediately fooled him into eating ice cream, although there were some troubles because of the ice cream, but this did not affect the final ending.

Then I got home and took out the peaches that I had prepared when I got up.

In a half-flickering state, let Ye Mengjie eat it in a daze, and then it happened that Ye Mengjie specially wanted to drink ice milk, which saved Yu Weifei a lot of words.

Now so many things are mixed in Ye Mengjie's stomach.

She doesn't pull?

Quack!

Of course, Yu Wei is also human, Yu Wei will not admit all this he has done, after all, what Ye Mengjie wants to eat is not forced by Yu Wei, what does this matter to Yu Wei?

Yu Wei followed up and ordered an antidiarrheal takeout on his mobile phone.

Besides, Yu Wei is just an unpredictable prophet, Yu Wei felt that he had to have diarrhea so he bought it, and he definitely didn't buy it specifically for Ye Mengjie.

Yu Wei's pajamas became a little bloated, whistled and pressed the flush button, and came outside, while Ye Mengjie's attention was still on the variety show.

Yu Wei found that Ye Mengjie's attention was not by his side, so he immediately ran to his room and put everything such as the paper he brought out in his room.

Yu Wei suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Today is really a double happiness!

Keep waiting for a large number of grievances to be credited, and I think of a movie here!

Quack!

Is today my lucky day?

Speaking of the days, Yu Wei suddenly tilted his head, his eyes turned upward, and then shook his head.

shouted in their mouths: "Today is not Ye Mengjie's day, I remember clearly on the 17th!" ”

"Alas! No, what do I remember her days for? ”

……

Ten minutes later, Yu Wei quietly opened the door of the room and looked outside.

Fifteen minutes later.

Yu Wei was a little impatient.

This girl has a good stomach!

None of this pulls?

China is so good!

Thirty minutes later, Yu Wei saw that Ye Mengjie, who was on the sofa, finally had a strange face, suddenly stood up, and ran towards the toilet in a hurry.

Yu Wei has finally waited!

Yu Wei's face began to pervert, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but lift, and after Ye Mengjie entered the toilet, he immediately ran to the sofa.

After waiting for five minutes, Ye Mengjie called her name.

Wrong.

It should be about three minutes.

Because Yu Wei actually saw Ye Mengjie's mobile phone outside.

Yu Wei had to admit that Ye Mengjie was a wolf, a serious modern young man who didn't bring a mobile phone to the toilet!

It's not easy!

Time passed little by little, and Yu Wei looked at the familiar neon light show outside the window, and was in a daze for a while.

Holding his chin with his left hand, he looked at the light show of the Oriental Tower some distance outside the window, and was secretly fascinated.

Suddenly, Yu Wei thought, "Hey, is there a possibility that I really got caught today?" ”

Thinking of this, Yu Wei shook his head with a smile, he didn't gamble his life.

And Ye Mengjie's somewhat anxious voice reached Yu Wei's ears on the sofa through the toilet, "Yu Wei! ”

"Alas! What's wrong? Yu Wei asked knowingly.

Ye Mengjie listened to Yu Wei's voice as if she had seen a rescuer.

Immediately shouted loudly, "Tissue! ”

"What?"

"Tissues!

！ ”

"What, I can't hear clearly!"

Ye Mengjie was silent for a moment, and then said in a particularly loud voice: "Paper towels!"

！

”

"Oooh, burger?!"

"......" Ye Mengjie was speechless

Ye Mengjie collapsed, and at this time she seemed to understand that Yu Wei seemed to be intentional.

"Hurry up and get out of here!"

"Oh! What did you call me for? Bringing you a burger? Boss, you're a bit perverted, this taste is a bit ......."

"Shut up!"

"Oh, boss, what are you doing?"

“？” Ye Mengjie was stunned for a moment, and Yu Wei suddenly said in Cantonese, that is, in Cantonese, that is, that he was a little unaccustomed to it.

"Speak Mandarin to me!"

"Boss~ I've always been Cantonese, can you speak Cantonese?"

"I don't know Cantonese! Secondly you are a der! Are you suffering from intermittent lack of heart and eye again? You are from Sichuan and Chongqing! ”

"I'm Hi Cantonese!"

“…… Good for you! You win! You are from Guangdong! ”

"So, boss, you asked me to come over and do it?"

Ye Mengjie, who was sitting in the toilet, organized her language and said in standard "non-standard" Cantonese: "I want tissues!" ”

To put it simply, the voice is clamped a little, and then the tone is a little weird.

"Karma? You want a spoon? ”

"That's right! Hurry up! ”

"Boss, are you sure?"

"Hurry up!

！ ”

"Wait!"

Yu Wei then smiled at the corner of his mouth and went to the kitchen to get a small soup spoon.

(Friendly reminder: In Cantonese, spoons and spoons speak more alike, and spoons sound like tissues.) ）

He came to the door with a smile, knocked on the door and said, "The boss has what you want!" It's open~"

"The door is unlocked, you open it on the side and throw it on the ground."

"Oh oh oh, I'm scared of bad!"

"How bad this thing can be! And there is no water! ”

Then Yu Wei opened the door sideways and threw the soup spoon in his hand.

Five seconds later.

【Ding! Resentment from Ye Mengjie *888]

Then Ye Mengjie's cold voice came, "Yu Wei, are you playing with me!" This is a tissue?!

！

”

Yu Wei didn't panic outside the door, took out his mobile phone, took out the translator that had been prepared a long time ago, and released the sound of the soup spoon.

Then he said seriously: "Is it exactly the same?" ”

Ye Mengjie did not speak.

But Yu Wei's mind rang again.

【Ding! Resentment from Ye Mengjie *999]

Five seconds later, Ye Mengjie seemed to be taking a deep breath in the toilet and said loudly: "Yu Wei, hurry up with paper towels!" ”

"What?"

"I don't want to repeat!"

"No, I really didn't hear it this time."

【Ding ......】

"Okay, I'll take it."

Ten seconds later, Yu Wei took back a set of rice bowls, this time in order not to break, Yu Wei specially took iron to make.

Then the familiar one was thrown in.

【Ding! Resentment from Ye Mengjie*1222】

"Oh young!" Yu Wei was surprised!

This is the first time that the grievance value has reached four digits!

Looks like it's going to take off today!