500 can't shoot content
The patient was under general anesthesia and on a ventilator to assist breathing, and Li Ming began the operation in a lead suit.
JR-4's 6-FR catheter went down and the guide tube protruded through the side hole of the bronchial tube to reach the foreign body, and he tried to remove the staple.
But no matter what method was used to try to arrest staples, Director Li Ming couldn't do it.
The staples are too small, and if you want to take them out smoothly, the movements that need to be completed are too delicate, and his level is not up to them.
After trying 3 times, Director Li stopped stepping on the line, kicked open the airtight lead door and walked out, and said unceremoniously, "Lao Yang, call Ji Xiang and let him try." ”
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Ji Xiang is teaching Zhao Mengmeng to write medical records.
Although Zhao Mengmeng is a high-achieving student, she has no contact with the clinical part, which can be regarded as a blank slate.
But the good thing is that Zhao Mengmeng is obedient, no matter what Ji Xiang says, Zhao Mengmeng can do it almost perfectly.
She didn't have any negative emotions such as jealousy towards Ji Xiang, but enjoyed Ji Xiang's "teachings" very much.
"Mengmeng, you have a high level of understanding." Zhao Zhe watched Zhao Mengmeng's medical records write out, and after reviewing them, he let Ji Xiang take a look, and he praised.
"Okay." There was crystal sweat on the tip of Zhao Mengmeng's nose, and when she heard Zhao Zhe praise herself, she also smiled happily.
"Tell me what you're doing in the lab." Zhao Zhe asked casually.
Zhao Mengmeng was a little proud, and smiled, "Protein biological peptides of single-celled life forms at different temperatures change. ”
"It's so profound." Zhao Zhe was dumbfounded.
"Brother Zhao, Meng Meng is joking with you." Ji Xiang said while looking at the medical records.
"Are you kidding?"
"The meaning of the protein biological peptide change of single-celled life at different temperatures is - boiled eggs." Ji Xiang glanced at Zhao Zhe and said helplessly.
"......" Zhao Zhe was speechless.
Is Zhao Mengmeng's joke so high-end?
"Mengmeng, you are not kind, bullying me for studying less." Zhao Zhe complained with a smile.
"Hehe, Brother Zhao, we're used to joking like this." Zhao Mengmeng smiled evilly.
"What are you kidding?" Zhao Zhe asked.
"The chemical transformation of the protein of a single-celled life is the pickled duck egg."
“……”
For these lofty terms piled up to describe a common thing in life, Zhao Zhe didn't understand it at all.
"Being knowledgeable is different, and speaking is roundabout." Zhao Zhe sneered.
"What's beating around the bush?" Zhao Mengmeng asked.
"emmm, the local dialect of the Northeast." Zhao Zhe thought for a while and said.
"It's a very cultured saying." Ji Xiang suddenly added.
"Culture? Hahahaha, Xiaoji, you're so funny. ”
"In ancient times, the alleys were narrow, and in order to facilitate the neighborhood, people at the corners of the corners would take the initiative to erase the corners of the walls when building houses, so that it was convenient for people and animals to walk. So "beating around the bush" originally meant courtesy, and now it means a little different, but it can be imagined. Ji Xiang explained.
“……”
Zhao Mengmeng was stunned for a moment.
Ji Xiang seems to be arguing with reason, but he seems to be telling some remote explanations in ancient Chinese.
It sounds like there is some truth, but it always feels like something is wrong.
"Hello, Dr. Koji."
Director Fan stood at the door, knocked on the door, and greeted with a smile.
"Hello, Director Fan." Ji Xiang got up and stretched out his hand, "Have you thought about what to shoot in the fourth episode?" ”
Speaking of which, he was directly "stabbed" by Ji Xiang, and Director Fan was full of sorrow.
"Dr. Xiaoji, you really don't have any suggestions? We had a meeting all night, and we couldn't do anything about it. ”
Saying that, Director Fan hesitated, sighed and said, "Director Lu said that the introduction of the elimination system and the replacement of a better batch of interns will be interesting only if there is competition." We haven't adopted this article for the time being, so let's take a look at it first. ”
Director Fan looked at Ji Xiang and felt slightly bitter in his heart.
Looking for it again? It seems completely impossible to find Ji Xiang.
Ji Xiang shrugged his shoulders and showed that he didn't know.
"You just talk about it, you say it as you like."
Ji Xiang glanced at Director Fan and said with a smile, "There are a lot of things in the hospital that can't be on the show, for example, when I was interning in gynecology, I came to an emergency department at night." ”
Director Fan was concentrating, and just as he was about to raise his hand to signal the film crew to turn on, Ji Xiang pressed his hand down.
"Let's talk casually, don't record it."
"Okay, gynecology, it's really not suitable for the show." Director Fan said helplessly.
"An 86-year-old lady said it hurts. My teacher checked and saw that the hy part was torn. ”
"Uh......"
"Uh......"
Everyone in the office froze.
"My teacher asked what the situation was, and the patient was very shy and said that the old man at home was immortal."
“!!!”
"Later, I saw the old man coming, almost ninety, full of red light, walking with a tiger's wind. Just say it, if this kind of thing is on the show, it must be topical, and everyone loves to watch it, but can't you shoot it? ”
Ji Xiang said with a smile.
Director Fan groaned, this matter can't be on the show. But he didn't say anything and remained silent.
"Also, I was stabbed in the heart by a 17-year-old when I was doing a chest internship. It is said that she and her brother-in-law were cleaning up the fish at home together, and she asked for scissors, and her brother-in-law threw the scissors over and accidentally stabbed them directly in the heart. ”
Fan Dao was dumbfounded.
"When the person arrived, it was no longer possible, and the breathing and heartbeat stopped for about 13 minutes. Although he was rescued, he became a vegetative state. My teacher did not hesitate to call the police, but was beaten by the patient's family. ”
"Uh...... Why? Director Fan was really stunned this time.
"First of all, the heart is in this position." Ji Xiang tapped his heart with his hand.
"Rib protection, imagine that the scissors are blunt, and how clever it would be to stick right into the intercostal space. And it's not a coincidence, my teacher and I think it's intentional. ”
"And then?!" Director Fan's professionalism troubled him, and he suddenly became energetic.
Although Ji Xiang said it simply, Director Fan suddenly thought of ethics, morality, etc., etc.
"The patient's family didn't know why, they didn't want to know the truth at all, and even helped the murderer to beat my teacher. I also took a few hits, and it was very depressing anyway. ”
"Doctor Xiaoji, this is true." Fan Daohan said with a lake.
"It's not suitable, and I can't shoot it. If you shoot it, it has nothing to do with the hospital, it's more like a legal program, and even if you can do it, you can't make a show that everyone is satisfied with in a few days. ”
"Is there anything that simple?" Director Fan asked.
"When I was an intern, I met a little sister, 16 years old, who made me a wall." Ji Xiang said helplessly.
“!!!”
“!!!”
The crowd was amazed.
"And then!" Director Fan began to gossip.
"It's nothing, I can't pick her up like in the movie, and shake her upside down twice to make the badge fall out. It's not that I can't do it, but it's more troublesome to do it. ”
"Doctor Ji Xiang, consult on the stage! Director Yang asked you to go to the operating room! ”
The nurse in the department shouted outside.