522 Sharp "Patients"

3 days later.

A new episode of the show is launched.

As usual, Director Bai and Director Liu sat in the private room of the barbecue in Yuyan to drink and watch variety shows.

Two old men meet to watch variety shows, how weird they look.

But the two of them were comfortable and happy to watch.

Every time, I feel that the show has done its best, but every time the program team can play different tricks like a god.

And this time?

The two old men were full of anticipation.

"Lao Bai, you said that the program team asked the interns to go to the outpatient clinic, are they any tired. Outpatients are not as easy to talk as inpatient patients. ”

"Don't you know what's going on here?" Director Bai said disdainfully, "I am not surprised that some of them must be medical staff pretending to be, or even all of them are doctors and nurses, and even people from the nursing department." Speaking of great ambition, didn't you take a similar content when you were in school? ”

"I took the test, and I was in a hurry."

"That's it, if I were the medical director of the First Affiliated Hospital of Hangzhou Medical University or the vice president in charge of clinical practice, I would definitely not let them really contact patients." Director Bai said, smiling slightly, "Of course, except for Ji Xiang." ”

"What new performance do you think Jixiang can do in this issue?"

"Outpatient, nothing special. Do you expect Ji Xiang to perform a skinning bag in the outpatient clinic? He can do it, and he can do it well, but he can't release it, and he can't do it in the middle of the night. ”

When the two lived in the dormitory, they had to listen to cross talk before going to bed, and when the time came, the TV station would not allow it to be broadcast, and this old stalk had been integrated into their blood.

"Hahaha." Director Liu laughed, "Don't make a fuss, that thing can't be on the TV show." ”

"Every time I go to the outpatient clinic, I have to avoid your urology clinic, and the cry of the child is too poignant to hear." Director Bai said, "Look at it." ”

After a few more minutes of commercials, the show finally began.

Purified water and drinks are placed in the review room, presumably a new sponsor.

"Lao Bai, do you still watch the NBA?"

"I've been watching it for a long time."

"The set of advertisements in the live broadcast room of the Penguin NBA is really outrageous enough." Director Liu said.

"It doesn't matter what you put on, just give money." Director Bai didn't mind.

If you don't have money, how can you make such a beautiful animation?

If there is no money, how can a program that is in a hurry to produce be kept improving?

As long as you give money, it doesn't matter what you put on the table. As long as the money is enough, it doesn't matter if the manufacturer's urn is put on the table.

Watching the guests chatting, Director Liu was a little sleepy, and he yawned, "Lao Bai, how much do you say Professor Shen will pay as a special guest?" ”

"Hundreds of thousands, you can't compare with celebrities, but it's a lot more than surgery."

The conclusion is a bit ridiculous, but that's what it is.

On the screen, the bald host asked with a crooked mouth, "Mr. Shen, why do you say that the hospital doesn't have a 24-hour outpatient clinic?" ”

"Yes." Professor Shen said, "Maybe it's called another name - emergency." ”

The bald host of "......" laughed and tried to resolve his embarrassment.

Professor Shen's answer seemed to be different from his own question, but it seemed to be true.

"Actually, if you want to have an outpatient clinic 24 hours a day, the demand for doctors will at least triple. It's hard to train a doctor, and if you can, it's best not to bother. ”

"I've heard that training a pilot requires equal height gold, but what about training a mature doctor?"

"What is needed is ......" Professor Shen hesitated for a moment, not saying what was next.

"Human lives are needed."

Director Bai, who was watching a variety show, said directly.

"What doctor didn't do anything wrong when he was younger." Director Liu picked up his wine glass and drank a glass of wine, "When I first went to work, there was a liver cancer patient among the first ten patients in the tube, and my family was very careful to tell me not to let the patient know. ”

"I must have said yes, but when I got off work and saw the patient's family chatting with the patient in the corridor, I said casually that you were discussing going to the imperial capital for liver cancer surgery."

After saying this, I was completely confused. What does it probably feel like? It was as if a thunderbolt had fallen from the sky and hit me on the head. Numbness in the limbs, especially in the hands. ”

"You're stupid." Director Bai said disdainfully.

"Young, no way, no consciousness." Director Liu sighed, "At that time, the eyes of the patient's family members just wanted to hit me, so I quickly fled." Later, the patient was discharged from the hospital and did not know which hospital he went to. Looking back now, I feel sorry for the patient and the patient's family. ”

"Doctors all grow up making mistakes, the difference is how many mistakes are made." Director Bai said.

"Lao Bai, what about you?"

"Me? How could I make mistakes like you mortals. ”

Director Liu laughed, did not refute Director Bai's words, and continued to watch TV.

The guests chatted for a few minutes, and the first content of today's program was that the interns went out of the clinic.

The audience didn't know that Director Fan reversed the order, and the operation was put in the back, and the interns were let out of the clinic first.

It doesn't matter if the order is out of order, the audience can't see it.

Several interns took turns on the stage, and the first patient appeared, and Director Bai burst out laughing when he saw it.

"At first glance, it's the head nurse of the ward." Director Liu said with a smile.

"I guess it's the head nurse of the outpatient clinic." Director Bai said, "There is some official authority, but there is no domineering posture of the head nurse of the ward. ”

Domineering, Director Liu understands.

The larger the tertiary hospital, the greater the power of the head nurse.

Like the head nurse under Director Liu, he can manage it alone, and any of the other professors in the group will have to be inferior to the head nurse.

Row beds, this is the right in the hands of the head nurse.

Although it is not usually difficult to lead the professor, it is only a trivial matter to make the professor uncomfortable in special circumstances.

Even if he made a noise with Director Liu, he had to train the professor of the group, because the head nurse helped him carry a lot of things.

High-value consumables in and out of storage, records and so on are all done by the head nurse.

The head nurse of the outpatient clinic has less power and belongs to the land of the elderly.

Although the "female patient" in the show deliberately covered up, the kind of momentum that was inadvertently revealed was very familiar to Director Liu and Director Bai.

This is not a lie.

Sure enough, the intern was defenseless in front of the "patient" pretended by the head nurse, and was embarrassed by the questioning.

The head nurse has never eaten pork or seen a pig run, and the average little doctor is not an opponent at all, let alone a few little interns in the program team.

This is a welcome part of making interns ugly, so as to raise everyone's awareness of a qualified doctor.

They are so hard-working, and they are all high-achieving students who graduated from well-known universities, but once they come to the clinic, their true form is revealed.

The camera flashed, and Zhao Mengmeng's nervous face appeared. And beside her, Ji Xiang's sunny smile appeared.