"Lao Bai, tell me, what is this?"

Three days later, in the private room of the barbecue, Liu Zhi was very dissatisfied with Director Bai and said.

"The bullshit show, even the update is not on time. Can you do it, if you can't, send Xiao Ji back. ”

"It's okay, I guess it's the program team that strives for perfection and is ready to create a national-level program." "That's a good thing. ”

"When we were young, those Xiangjiang movies were not all made in a few months or even dozens of days, and there were many classic works."

"At that time, there were many classics, and there were more garbage works in the department, but you just didn't see it." Director Bai said.

"Lao Bai, what do you say this issue is filming? There was a preview before, this episode of the show is really excessive, just give a warning - audiences with underlying diseases such as heart disease and high blood pressure should watch with caution. ”

"Gimmick." Director Bai pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "Do they dare to shoot a big rescue?" I still remember one time when I went to you, you went into our neurosurgery unit, and a female patient was lying on an extra bed, and the bed was full of blood, basically lying in a pool of blood. ”

"Remember, just look at the man." Director Liu sighed, "You took a lot of car accidents in one go that day, and you were busy getting up and down. ”

This was more than 20 years ago, when young people had just celebrated Christmas Eve and Christmas.

Everyone was strong and had a good time. But drink a little, drunk driving, drunk brawls are also more.

Director Liu received at most 6 kidney knife stabs in one night, and stabbed 6 people in the waist.

For them, it's a sad thing to look back on. Now the catch on drunk driving is very strict, coupled with the "advertising slogan" that everyone calculates the cost, it is a lot quieter now.

"They definitely don't dare to broadcast that kind of picture." Director Bai said firmly, "Is it so easy to pass the trial? World of Warcraft was covered with bones when we first got off the MC, and then it turned into a small grave bag. ”

"Now it's not going to be red, it's green. Isn't this damn! Also, that's it, the big rescue can't be filmed at all. A bed of green liquid, Avatar. Director Liu spit out.

"So, they can't make the kind of picture that makes people have a heart attack."

"But I'm still curious, although I know intellectually it's impossible, but I'm still standing on Xiaoji." Director Liu said.

"Look." Director Bai smiled slightly, "But, I think it's just a gimmick, and it's very likely that they will fill in the numbers with some small dispositions." ”

"It's like your neurosurgical lumbar puncture?" Director Liu asked.

Lumbar puncture is a routine procedure in neurosurgery in which an 11-centimeter-long needle is inserted through the skin, subcutaneous fat, and punctured through the intervertebral space to the subarachnoid space with the aim of collecting a little brain crest fluid.

Brain crest fluid is sent for testing, various tests are done, or a little brain crest fluid is released to reduce intracranial pressure, etc.

This procedure is one of the most basic procedures in neurosurgery and has almost zero risk.

But!

The needle is a bit long, and the operation is slightly complicated, so the patient needs to be positioned, positioned, disinfected, and anesthetic. When this battle is put up, both the family members and the patients themselves are a little scared, and sometimes the doctors or medical students who have just joined the work are also a little scared.

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There have been many instances where the patient's family has seen a long needle penetrated into the patient's spine and the patient is fine, but the family has fainted.

"It is estimated that the program team is really out of line, and they have found a gimmick. But ......" Director Liu said, shaking his head, "After the audience sees it, there will be many people who think they have been fooled, don't they want the reputation of the show?" ”

"If you can find a suitable patient, it's also good to really use a camera to record the whole process of LPP." Director Bai smiled, "The interventional department can be on the camera, why can't our neurosurgery department be on the camera!" ”

"Harm, you talk about neurosurgery." Director Liu pouted, "I still remember one time when I was on duty, I heard someone crying, and the crying of a woman opened the window but I couldn't hear it." I asked the nurse to listen to it, and I was misunderstood as a conversation. ”

"You had so many flowery intestines when you were young, how could the nurse rest assured." Director Bai said with a smile.

"In the end, I found out that it was a postoperative patient in your neurosurgery who had delirium for about a month, damn it!" Director Liu scolded, "As far as your department is concerned, every scene is inappropriate for children, and you can't be on variety shows at all." ”

"It's okay to look at the microscope in the operating room, but you can't look at the lens."

"I can't even understand what the audience has to see."

"It's normal to see a lot of fun."

"Remember when there was a documentary?" Director Liu asked.

"What documentary?" Director Bai groaned slightly, and immediately remembered, "The one with the lower stent in the Department of Circulatory Medicine?" ”

"Yes."

There is a passage in the documentary about a man with a heart attack, who undergoes surgery in a circulatory catheterization laboratory.

As soon as the patient came to the stage, atrial fibrillation appeared, and the doctor rescued him, and the patient screamed loudly. It was a dying cry, but it was good for the doctor to be able to shout, because he was afraid that the patient would not move.

Because they could see the operation inside, the patient's family was frightened.

After the atrial fibrillation was dealt with, the operation went smoothly, but the patient's family kept scolding the doctor.

This is a real example of how the surgical procedure appears in front of the patient's family.

Since then, no crew has wanted to make a "real" documentary, and no doctor has dared to take on this job.

Although Director Fan's show has been leaning on that side, it is still measured, and it is estimated that the doctors and directors of the First Affiliated Hospital are also on guard.

"I don't dare to do serious surgery, once something happens, it's a big deal. If it's a small operation like waist wear, it won't happen, but it won't be interesting. Director Liu said.

I can't think about it, and I can't figure out what the crew is going to do even if I think about it.

The lengthy advertisements kill time and raise the expectations of Director Liu and Director Bai, but they think that "operations" such as waist piercing, which look scary but are not risky, are likely.

Finally stayed up until the end of the advertisement, and in the review room, the guests began to chat.

The two of them don't like to watch this section either, and if they can fast forward, they will definitely fast forward it.

What follows is the daily life of the interns, which is as smooth as water.

Half an hour later, as Ji Xiang's figure appeared in the camera, Director Bai and Director Liu became energetic.

"Xiao Ji is very happy to watch it."

"It's all work everywhere." Director Bai commented casually.

Immediately, the camera moved and saw Ji Xiang and Director Yang enter the outpatient clinic.

This paragraph is a supplementary picture, Director Bai and Director Liu don't know, even if they do, it doesn't matter.

Because they then saw the camera turn on in a panic, and a woman was standing on a high place, shaky.