Chapter 2 What could be more outrageous?
What Lu Yun didn't expect was that his reply really had a certain effect.
This pure nonsense post seems to have started to be pushed because of the back-and-forth interaction, and the number of likes has slowly increased, but there are a lot of people who come to ridicule.
However, these messages that came to mock him, Lu Yun didn't take it seriously.
His goals are those who are based on reason.
Soon, Lu Yun found a relevant one.
Song Dynasty Bachelor: Not to mention whether your will come true, theoretically this kind of future person will not exist when he crosses back, even if someone can really cross back one day, it is impossible for such a bold person to post it on the Internet, not to mention that you are an anonymous fart? Are you afraid that people will see where you belong? Amusing.
Anonymous user: "I'm from the future, and of course I'm at risk when I come back, and I remind you that things in the future are even sarcastic to me, and I don't know who the ridiculous person is." ”
Sure enough, under Lu Yun's stimulation, this guy immediately sent a long list of replies.
Song Dynasty Scholar: Take a good look at what you have written, right? Qin Shi Huang cultivated immortals, and the bride price disappeared...... What else has found the wreckage of Atlantis...... Aren't these all your imaginations? There are also urban legends in this, which can also be used as a prediction of the future? You don't even know what the future is predicting. Even if you pretend, you can pretend to be professional and mysterious. Others predict the future to be able to verify success because of survivorship bias, and you're better at daydreaming here! This respondent is obviously a paranoid patient, and the identification is complete!
Lu Yun ignored him for the first time, he was calm and witty and waited for this matter to ferment.
Under the push of big data, Lu Yun's nonsense prediction post quickly gained a lot of attention. However, his own praise is not as much as this "Song Dynasty Bachelor" who sprays himself.
At the same time, the ridicule of Lu Yun became more and more tricky and mean.
"What bullshit futuristic people, you predicted a loneliness, this obviously impossible thing, even to attract people's interest."
"The master of daydreaming belongs to yes."
"Why do you want to ban bride price? I only used 66.6w to marry my wife, and it's not without a dowry, my wife's dowry three quilts, the quality of these three quilts is really good, I hid inside and cried on the wedding night, and I couldn't hear it outside. ”
"Wang Mang is a traverser, isn't this kind of thing a marketing account's routine? Answer: The Lord is really stunned, isn't it? ”
“……”
Seeing that the heat is getting higher and higher, Lu Yun seems to see hope, although even now it has not reached 0.78%, but fortunately, it is getting closer and closer.
Continue the discussion, rub some heat, and maybe there is still a chance.
He also sent a message as a reply to everyone.
Anonymous user: "What I'm saying is true, you can choose not to believe it, but please don't hurt." Don't think you're smart, all your perceptions will be shattered in the face of real change. ”
It seems that many people are staring at this post, and as soon as Lu Yun's message was sent, many people replied.
However, Lu Yun looked at the coaxing netizens, and a weak smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.
This state of relief before dying can be said to be very transcendent.
I'm afraid that now those high-ranking monks in history are sitting in front of Lu Yun, and they have to admire this kind of empty-eyed attitude.
Indeed, Lu Yun has almost forgotten what anger is, except for complaining about the system every day, he is almost the kind of desirelessness mentioned in Buddhist classics.
Ethereal as a fairy.
The vague look on his face at this time, which was weak and unable to lift his eyelids, and the smile that seemed to be nothing, all combined were even more similar.
Lu Yun didn't blame these people who didn't believe in him at all, let alone he didn't believe in this thing he made up.
However, Lu Yun did not stop fabricating.
It's instinct to survive, and you have to stick to it no matter what.
After his message caused the effect of group taunting, he added several more bizarre prophecies.
At this time, Lu Yun had completely let himself go.
On November 11, 2023, the national football team won the championship.
On November 13, 2023, the average life expectancy of Longguo people increased by 20%.
On November 23, 2023, the Eagle Nation found a dried vampire corpse.
On December 15, 2023, a UFO descended on Yanjing, causing panic.
On December 30, 2023, the Dragon Kingdom developed controlled nuclear fusion.
January 1, 2024......
At this point, Lu Yun felt that he still had to come to the most outrageous at the end.
However, even the national football team has won the championship, what could be more outrageous?
After a little thought, Lu Yun thought of the last prophecy as a finale.
January 1, 2024......
Reiki revival.
This time, it piqued the interest of the fungi even more.
Morale-sama: The Demon Horror has appeared!
The Beginning of Antiquity: Come and watch the demons!
Genshin forgetfulness: He doesn't really think he's crossed over, does he?
Director Liu of Zhonghai Psychiatric Hospital: I'm sorry everyone.
The wind is light: Director Liu, please!
Looking at these, Lu Yun hooked the corners of his mouth.
Ten fingers crossed and stretched his arm.
Since this "interaction" can increase the heat, the next course of action is much simpler.
"Start on the line!"
……
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Time flies.
July 19th.
The relevant departments of Chang'an tourism issued a notice "In order to maintain the tourism facilities of Lishan Scenic Area, Lishan Scenic Area has recently been closed".
The notice indicates that the Lishan Scenic Area and the nearby Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum will be closed today, and the reopening time is to be determined.
This is just a small piece of paper for the general public.
After all, tourism is not a rigid need, and maintaining tourism facilities is also a good thing for the people.
However, under the announcement on Weibo, there were several comments.
"Maintaining the scenic spot? I watched a video two days ago, and someone predicted that on August 1st, the evidence of Qin Shi Huang's immortal cultivation was exposed, and I couldn't laugh anymore. ”
"Haha, I've seen this too, but I've seen it on bhu......"
"That kid must be living near Lishan, and when he saw the start of construction, he thought it was the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang that had been excavated, and now he sat down, he didn't say anything, right?"
However, this did not make any unnecessary waves.
It just made Lu Yun's prediction a little more embarrassing.
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July 21, 2023.
The First Hospital of Linhai City.
Oncology.
The doctor put Lu Yun's CT chart on the table, looked at the weak Lu Yun, he sighed and took off his glasses.
"Xiao Lu, ......"
"You ......"
"Hey."
He sighed again and muttered:
"I was supposed to say this to my relatives first."
Lu Yun smiled and said, "It's okay, Doctor Chen." I have it all in my heart. ”
"If there's anything you want to say, be blunt."
Dr. Chen nodded and said heavily:
"In this state, even if you have to have surgery, you can't complete it."
"And given the size of this tumor, you shouldn't actually be sitting here."
"Xiao Lu, do you understand what I mean?"
Lu Yun was also silent for a moment, and then said:
"You mean, I've actually lived longer than I expected?"
Dr. Chen didn't seem to know how to answer, but finally nodded.
"You can ...... at any time"
"Maybe in the next second."
Lu Yun smiled: "Okay." ”
"I'm grateful that you could check it for me for free."
"The result is already ......"
"Anyway, thank you, Dr. Chen."
After saying this, Lu Yun got up and left.
But Dr. Chen looked at the brain CT, was silent for a long time, and finally let out a sigh and sighed:
"What a pity."