"But even if it's an advertisement, it won't be a single thrombectomy." Lu Gang said seriously, "......"

Before Lu Gang's words were finished, Director Fan's assistant interjected and asked, "Director Lu, is the second meaning you said true?" ”

"How long have you been graduating?" Lu Gang asked rhetorically.

"4 years."

"Still so naïve, you have a mine?"

"......" Director Fan's assistant was stunned.

"Let me give you an example." Lu Gang's disgusted look on his face made Director Fan's assistant a little overwhelmed.

"There's a man who works in the field all year round. After he asked for a child, his wife went to the ring, and a few years ago he opened a second child, and he discussed it with his wife, but his wife disagreed. ”

"In the end, he blew the ring off with a blast."

"Holy!"

"Blast?!"

"Really?!"

Lu Gang's words caused a monstrous uproar.

"Hemorrhage, the rescue I presided." Lu Gang pursed his lips, "Medical clinical contact with all kinds of people, some of them are so bad that you can't imagine." Speaking of which, you're still too simple. ”

Director Fan's assistant couldn't say a word, and Lu Gang casually threw out an example and smashed him to death.

Blasting and taking the ring, this thing is incredible, you can't even dream of it.

"Continuing with the topic, this is an advertisement, but it's not just an advertisement for thrombectomy." Lu Gang said, "Thrombectomy has its own golden time, and the radiation range is only about 20km, and it makes little sense to do surgery beyond this time period." ”

Lu Gang just crossed his fingers to talk about the meaning of the fourth, fifth, and sixth layers and his guesses, leaving Director Fan dumbfounded.

"Director Lu, you are really an expert." Director Fan listened to Director Lu gushing about specious things, and for the first time, he admired it in his heart, and gave a thumbs up.

"Hey, I learned from Director Bai." Lu Gang smiled, "You always have to learn some psychology in the medical office, and you see a lot of dark sides on that side." I don't recommend taking care of this matter, people have spent a lot of money, and if they want to take a wave of traffic through our show, then let's go. ”

"Aren't we any good?" Lu Gang finally asked.

"I think there is." Director Fan told the truth.

"Row by row of related hot searches, our show is the top stream!" Lu Gang said proudly, "The more hot searches, the more popular the show, you should know this truth better than me." ”

"Director Lu, what you just said about using explosives...... Ahem, it's really fake. Director Fan's assistant was still struggling with that problem.

"Let me tell you, the trauma patients in the hospital for the Chinese New Year are basically explosion injuries, and patients who have been blown up by firecrackers to their eyes and hands." Lu Gang said, "The weirdest thing I've ever seen is stuffing firecrackers into the anus and rectum. ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

"Of course, Director Liu of the Department of Urology of our hospital said that he encountered patients who had been stuffed with firecrackers in the urethra and pricked the urethra."

“！！！”

"The extent of human mortality is something you can never comprehend without a few years of observation in the emergency department. However, no matter what strange things are in the rectum, anus, and urethra, it is said that I accidentally slipped and sat in it. ”

"A few years ago it was said that a collector went to the hospital and took out a World War II cannonball in his anus. According to the patient, he said that he had collected the collection by himself, and when he accidentally slipped his foot, he sat on the cannonball. ”

"Didn't he go to the collection without any clothes?" Someone asked in a whisper.

"Hahaha, all the patients I encounter in the clinic say so, both at home and abroad."

"Director Lu, Director Lu." Director Fan blocked the little assistant behind him and didn't let him interrupt the topic.

"What do you think of the next show? We also did it to bring in new people, and the level was high enough, but it didn't seem to work. The ratings of this episode can only be the same as the previous episode, and the surgery is too high-end for ordinary viewers, I asked several medical experts, and they all said they didn't understand. ”

"It's not that they don't understand it, but what kind of surgery they do is very high-end, they haven't been exposed to it in normal times, and they need to study it carefully, right?" Director Lu asked.

Director Fan was stunned.

"Massachusetts General Hospital is Massachusetts General Hospital, and they are biased against interns, but they still have the most basic respect for Massachusetts General Hospital."

"Yes, indeed." Fan Dao became cautious, he was even worried that Lu Gang had intercepted his phone calls.

"The content is too high-end, and everyone can't understand it." Lu Gang smiled slightly.

"Director Lu, are they telling the truth?" Director Fan asked.

"Do you think it's a peer light? I used to hear nurses in the department always say that they knew one or two beautiful women, and after meeting, they thought they were really ugly, is it because their aesthetics are not enough? ”

"Hahaha." Director Fan laughed.

"Definitely not." Director Fan's assistant said, "The beauties in a girl's mouth are generally not good-looking, and the real beauties will be called bitch." ”

Lu Gang smiled slightly, "When I was a child, I watched martial arts, and I remember a sentence - Gu Long said that if a woman praises another woman in front of a man, then that woman must be ugly; But if a man praises another man in front of a woman, then that man must be amazing. ”

The topic became farther and farther away, and after a few perfunctory words, Director Fan found a secluded place to carefully go back and find out what he was talking about at the beginning.

He thought about it for a long time, and then realized that he had listened carefully to what Lu Gang said so much, but it was useless.

Really, amazingly.

Director Fan sighed helplessly.

The show will inevitably end badly, which makes Director Fan helpless.

He has the heart to kill the thief, but he has no power to return to heaven. The direction of the show has long been tied to Ji Xiang, no matter how hard he cares, there is no good way to make the show go to the next level.

Do you want to ask Ji Xiang again?

Ji Xiang's magic has exceeded Director Fan's expectations, he has never seen someone similar to Ji Xiang in his life.

A national-level variety show has become a documentary of someone, and this ending makes it difficult for Director Fan to accept. But he can't help but accept it, because that's what it is.

After hesitating for a long time, Director Fan picked up his mobile phone and made a call.

"Doctor Jixiang, it's me." Director Fan grinned and said in as gentle a tone as possible.

"Director Fan, you haven't rested yet."

"Doctor Ji Xiang, I'm not worried about the next show. It's time to wrap it up, and I've got to figure out a good way to do it. ”

Director Fan tentatively.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Feng Yuqing just came to me, I might be busy recently."

"Huh?! What's wrong? Director Fan was stunned.

"Feng Yuqing's shoe factory...... Signed an NBA star who has recently suffered some injuries. Ji Xiang said flatly, "Feng Yuqing asked me if I could operate on him. ”

"A football star?"

"I spent a lot of money, but I got injured just after signing, which had a bad impact on the brand of sneakers." Ji Xiang sighed, "No way, people came to the door, and it was not appropriate for me to say no." ”

"Who is it?"

"Looks like Victor Wembanyama."

(End of chapter)