Then Yu Wei and Teacher Luo Lin had an exchange.

Luo Lin proposed, wait for someone to come, anyway, just go around!

Yu Wei is also on the way, "If it's expensive, just say no~"

Luo Lin was overjoyed in his heart, and directly came to Yu Wei with a secret method~

"It's too good!"

The two of them continued to act, and the laughter didn't seem to stop at this time.

It's just that now netizens have another worry in their hearts, that is, wait for the plot, don't be sad and happy!

But it's clear how this time the show turned into a happy and sad ending?

After all, this is a sketch that Mr. Luo Lin added!

Then the three of them sang and harmonized on the stage, and waited until another actor from the sketch joined this time, that is, the host of "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala".

Of course, there is no such show in this world, it doesn't matter, just add one.

It didn't have much of an impact anyway.

Then a lot of stalks were created on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, such as.

The well-known "the back waves of the Yangtze River shoot the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach" is actually from this sketch.

Then Chen Zisheng took the stage.

Then a more witty scene appeared.

Everyone was shocked to see Yu Wei seeing Teacher Chen Zisheng for the first time.

Blurted it out directly, don't let him run away!

As soon as these words came out.

Netizens on the Internet laughed like crazy.

"God, don't let him run...... Good guy, this line sounds like a laugh! ”

……

Directly Chen Zisheng and Teacher Luo Lin's greetings did not let the field cool down, laughter, that called one after another.

The conversation between the two was as if they were going to go to Chen Zisheng's grave, and you are welcome in the village!

I prepared a bunch of white and yellow flowers, and they wept excitedly one by one!

Chen Zisheng regretted asking this question, why should we ask, we have to say that we asked the truth......

Then the previous greetings are small, and the feature film begins!

Teacher Chen Zisheng also frequently issued golden sentences, you are a male waiter, you look quite tactful.

One by one, the funny stalks are endless.

For example, if you look at this smile, it looks like the picture of your grandfather before he left......

Then the famous scene began!

A la carte!

After the two argued, Teacher Luo Lin gave Yu Wei a small look, and Yu Wei said that he was relieved after receiving it!

I'm sure of it~

"Four Australian abalones!"

"I'm sorry, no~"

"A four-pound lobster!"

"I'm sorry, it's not that big~"

"How big?"

"There's... There are more than a pound. ”

"Is there anything more than a pound?"

When Yu Wei heard this, he said cautiously: "Yes or no......"

This wave, this wave is called tactical temptation!

As soon as this dialogue came out, the audience went crazy with laughter.

The audience in front of the TV was also laughing like crazy!

Especially Yu Wei fans.

Seeing Yu Wei's two faces that were completely different from the past, he laughed straight out.

Boy.

This extremely cautious appearance is completely inconsistent with the previous six faces!

But I just think it's funny, and there is no sense of tearing.

Yu Lao is the top six!

It's all about acting, no!

It should be said that this character itself has the same tone as Yu Wei himself - cheap.

Then came the top pull.

Luo Lin said unclearly: "This ...... Yes or no...... Don't you understand your store? ”

"It's not bad money anyway!"

"Oh!" Yu Wei suddenly realized, "That's not it!" ”

Then Luo Lin and Chen himself had a conversation, anyway, they exchanged ideas about the dishes they ordered today, and shark fin sounded like fish bones.

Then Luo Lin said to Yu Wei: "So what do you want here?" ”

"Call your boss!"

Yu Wei was in a daze at this time, and subconsciously said one, "No~"

Coupled with this expression at this time, everyone laughed like crazy when they saw it, anyway, they couldn't help but laugh.

With this aggrieved expression, who doesn't feel "pitiful when people see it"?

"Where's the boss?"

Yu Wei said: "I can't get it!" ”

This accent is a bit of a fight with Brother Dao, hey! Speaking of Brother Dao, I don't know if you have played the summer of the Northeast?

Then a few people discussed, come to a homely meal, the folk will do!

Teacher Luo Lin said slowly: "That...... Come to a little pheasant stewed mushroom lonely! ”

"Uh...... There is no ......"

When Luo Lin heard this, he put his hands on his knees and corrected: "This can be had!" ”

Yu Wei said with difficulty: "This is really not!" ”

At this time, it is just two sentences, but I don't know why the effect is full!

That's funny, that's called a show of the most incisive.

This time in the background.

Liang Chong looked at the ratings on the monitor in front of him at this time.

The one who laughs is called a mouth that can't be closed.

So happy!

It's been rising!

The current ratings have exceeded the highest data of the previous Spring Festival Galas!

is moving towards the highest data in the history of the Spring Festival Gala.

Now I'm completely ready to deal with it.

Liang Chong once again felt that inviting Yu Wei to come was simply the biggest decision in his life, if it wasn't for Yu Wei, then his sketch this time would definitely be gone, and now the sketch script given by Yu Wei is amazing!

Liang Chong thought of this, came back to his senses, and looked at the monitor carefully again, he looked at the line that belonged to the ratings, and he kept thinking silently in his heart, and then it went up!

Keep rising!

Don't stop!

You have to rush yourself!

I want to become the director with the highest ratings in the Spring Festival Gala!

At this time, the audience applauded continuously, and this burden was very good!

The actor himself couldn't help but laugh.

What is this called, this is called, the art of language!

Then Teacher Luo Lin continued to play, and directly asked Yadan to give Yu Wei the things he brought, and at the same time said to Chen Zisheng: "Originally, these were brought to BJ for you, but now you can eat here!" ”

"Come stupid!"

Yu Wei was stunned at the time, this line is not this.

But Yu Wei immediately played, his mouth was full, and he looked at Teacher Luo Lin in disbelief and said, "Who are you stupid?!" ”

At this time, Ji Pan, who was in front of the TV, heard Yu Wei's words, and directly squirted out the Red Bull he had just drunk.

There was no way, I wanted to laugh when I heard Yu Wei's words.

……

At this time, Luo Lin also came back to his senses, knowing that he hadn't said it according to the lines just now, but at this time he had to pick it up, and hurriedly explained: "That, I mean a stupid egg!" ”

When Yu Wei heard this, he said with a slight disdain: "No! ”

Luo Lin only continued at that time: "Alas! I have! ”

Then he signaled that Ya Dan would give the eggs to Yu Wei.

At this time, a few people talked and finally pulled the plot back.

At this time, Chen Zisheng, who had been watching for a long time, said puzzledly: "That, brother, wait a minute, why do we bring all the ingredients for this next meal?" ”

Luo Lin hurriedly explained: "He didn't have this, what can I do?" ”

The audience couldn't help laughing again.

Then there is Mr. Luo Lin's personal play space.

Seeing that there were two dishes, he continued: "That's it, I'll give you a chance, this Teacher Chen finally came once, will your restaurant say no?" ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but say in their hearts: "What a "give you a chance" is absolutely amazing! ”

And Yu Wei was also stunned at this time, or stupid.

"Give one away?"

Yu Wei was speechless, and glanced at the name of the dish he ordered on the menu that was not written, and now he wants to give one away?

"Oh my mother! Uncle, why are you so deducted? You said you didn't order one, it's over, we still have to take one? ”

Everyone laughed again when they heard Yu Wei's straightforward words after becoming irritable.

Everyone didn't know why, but they wanted to laugh when they looked at Yu Wei's expression and timbre.

Then Luo Lin continued: "Young man, we don't have an order, let's not order, it's just that you don't have this abalone and lobster!" ”

Yu Wei immediately retorted: "Is there anything you haven't counted in your heart?" ”

Luo Lin was stunned, "What do I have?" Don't you say no? ”

Yu Wei hurriedly said: "Stop talking, what if there is something in a while?" ”

Then he began to enter the first chapter of "The Theoretical Foundations of Modern Chinese Philosophy......

"Uncle, don't look at my young age this year, but I have summed it up!"

The classic terrier is here.

"This life is actually short, sometimes I think about it, this is the same as sleeping!"

Everyone is a little confused about what Yu Wei is going to sing in the back?

"As soon as my eyes are closed, a day has passed~"

"As soon as you close your eyes, a lifetime has passed~"

Listening to Yu Wei's tone and this expression, everyone burst into laughter!

In the Huaxia Continent, the laughter in thousands of households is called endless, and it is called one after another, and everyone is amused by Yu Wei.

Yu Wei's face is also deeply remembered in the eyes of those masses.

If the last global live broadcast was to let everyone who used the Internet know about Yu Wei, and at the same time noted Yu Wei, an outstanding young man.

And now a sketch, just a few lines, is to let the elderly who are now in China, over 50 years old and watching the Spring Festival Gala, also know Yu Wei, and write down the young face of Lian Yu Wei.

At this time, everyone listened to this and thought about the lines just now.

Hi! Don't say it, this line is kind of interesting!

It's really quite philosophical!

Chen Zisheng, who was on the side, immediately exclaimed when he heard this: "Young man, incisive!" ”

When our teacher Luo Lin heard this, he immediately followed and said disdainfully: "What is the incisive!" He's a fart! ”

And Yu Wei hurriedly explained at this time: "Uncle, I didn't mean that, I mean, people can't take money too seriously!" Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? ”

Luo Lin and the three shook their heads.

Yu Wei said: "When people die, the money is gone~!" ”

Luo Lin was stunned for a moment, and then followed up again: "Do you know what the most painful thing in life is?" ”

"What?"

"It's people who live! The money is gone! ”

……

As soon as these words came out, everyone applauded, it was so classic, and this classic feeling could be passed down for centuries!

Not only is it funny, but it's also philosophical!

Everyone also thinks that people have no money to live, which seems to be more painful.

Then after the two communicated, they asked Yu Wei to cook.

Yu Wei had no choice but to respond, and at the same time left a sentence, "On this day, this is too deductible, leave ......"

Then it's time for Chen Zisheng's three performances, Mr. Luo Lin wants to recommend his granddaughter to Chen Zisheng, and then barabala, and finally let his granddaughter come to an art performance, take the microphone and prepare to start.

The next word is a word of thanks.

Then came the sentence, which belongs to the special edition of the Spring Festival on the Zu'an Grand Stage.

The last sentence, "If you can really let me go to the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala", then I will thank you for your eight lifetimes of ancestors! ”

The audience laughed again.

This show is so coke, it seems that from the beginning, the smile on our face has never stopped?

"I will never forget you in my life, I thank you on behalf of my ancestors for eight lifetimes, your great kindness to me, I will never forget you in my life, and I will not let you go if I am a ghost!"

At this point, the camera turns.

Everyone saw the protagonist who just said this, that is, Chen Zisheng, who all of us have to remember when we do ghosts, but everyone is obviously him at first sight, but then they are attracted by Teacher Luo Lin on the side.

Without him, Teacher Luo Lin's expression is too funny now.

The little mouth was all over, and the pride of the whole person was overflowing, just looking at Chen Zisheng like that, with a lively expression of begging for praise.

Who doesn't get lost in the lake, and who doesn't think it's funny?

Huaxia didn't know how many people were there at this time, and they laughed out loud, and the triumphant face and the speech just now, the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to laugh.

Is this how the sketch should be?

What kind of education or something.

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, so many days of education, let's have a happy night!

What's the use of this night's education!

Don't think about sublimating the theme all day long?

At this time, our Chen Zisheng said: "I don't know, why am I a little panicked when I hear this......"

Then came the showtime.

Luo Lin said to Chen Zisheng that his maid has an extremely beautiful acting talent and singing talent.

Chen Zisheng listened to this, of course, he was a little surprised, of course, this should be a glance at the performance.

Without thinking too much, Luo Lin said to Yadan: "Yadan, come to one, Teacher Yu Wei's "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"!" ”

……

Everyone listened to this and was puzzled, especially Yu Wei's fans, does Yu Wei have this song?

Nope!

But soon, Yadan began to perform, "Who brought the call of the ancients~Who left~Thousands of years of expectation~"

Everyone listened to the lyrics and was sure.

Yu Wei definitely doesn't have this song, Yu Wei's songs are all pop songs, but don't say it, this song does feel a bit like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Luo Lin said at this time: "You don't need to sing in the middle, just come to that one and pull that ......."

Teacher Luo Lin's expression at this time made people feel unbearable.

And Yadan is also obedient and comes directly, "That is Qinghai-Tibet High ~ Yuan!" ”

……

Everyone was stunned.

Isn't this song a bit high!

This girl's voice is also cow, open!

Is it still singing so high?

Then after this performance, Luo Lin said: "What else? The one in the back who even cried and sang? ”

The audience was also puzzled when they looked at it, what is it?

Luo Lin also made an explanation, that is, "The miserable one in my family!" ”

Everyone also reacted when they heard this, it turned out to be this!

The routine program of this talent show has a collective name, "Huaxia is more miserable!" ”

Straight, guys, it's kind of real.

Then there is more real, this script is also strong, Liang Chong is also bold, he didn't cut this link at the beginning, and directly said something insider.

Then let the girl cry.

also made a ridiculous scene, can't cry, huh?

I cried when I looked at the photo of my grandfather.

Boy.

At this time, Yu Wei was watching from the sidelines, and he also knew that it was time for his performance.

"Oh my god, if this can be on, I can do it too!"

Teacher Luo Lin immediately anxiously feared that Yu Wei would snatch the position of his own maid and said, "What are you on!" You serve the food, go to the food, you are like this, it is hard to serve the kang! ”

Directly Yu Wei practiced a point of view anyway, and he had to sing it himself!

Luo Lin resolutely refused to sing and let him serve the food.

Yu Wei was also anxious to the back and said directly: "If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food!" ”

"If you don't serve me food, I'll go to your boss!"

"Then you find my boss, and I'll tell you what you told me!"

……

In fact, I don't know if you understand this sentence, the dialogue of this sentence is actually a sarcasm.

In the entertainment industry, no matter what the circle is, everyone has their own privileges......

Luo Lin had no choice but to let Yu Wei sing.

After Yu Wei got the microphone, he began to say: "Teacher Chen, in fact, my fate is very similar to her, and I also have a grandfather surnamed Chen!" ”

Luo Lin was stunned for a moment, and then complained: "You can pull it!" ”

Then Yu Wei performed, let the treble or something casually!

attracted countless applause from the audience, Yu Wei's fans smiled proudly, their own idols, not to mention others, just this strength!

Sing it casually!

Who do you think this year's singer is?

Who is Qu Dad this year?

That's strength!

Heavenly King: Okay!

The best at singing in composition!

There is no one in singing who can compose better than him!

Then Chen Zisheng acted according to the plot and asked Yu Wei's identity, "Little Shenyang ......"

also played a stalk, the English name is: "Little loss~"

In the end, Chen Zisheng took a fancy to Yu Wei at a glance and immediately asked him to go to the capital to participate in the show with him.

Luo Lin panicked, and hurriedly pulled his granddaughter over, isn't it a joke, he came over to recommend his granddaughter, how did this waiter get a fancy to him?

Then Luo Lin hurriedly said: "Look at you, these are really relatives, and I have stewed all those things for you, you said this child, you don't give me face, you have to give his grandfather face, no more, her grandfather will talk to you personally?" ”

Chen Zisheng panicked directly when he heard this.

That panic is not acted, it's really scary!

Then Luo Lin's words made Chen Zisheng hurriedly say, let's go together!

Today's meal, I invited!

At this time, Luo Lin stood up again, grabbed Chen Zisheng's hand and said, "That, isn't our stage where anyone can participate?" ”

"That's right!"

"Look at him both, you can take me too!"

Chen Zisheng was stunned, "There is also your name on the website?" ”

"You can click on it and try it!" Luo Lin said with a smile.

At this time, without waiting for him to speak, Teacher Luo Lin said again: "Actually, I have another important thing, I don't." ”

"Oh?"

"My grandfather's surname is also Chen!"

At this point, the sketch "Not Bad Money" ends, and the four actors bow!

The audience applauded continuously!

Online.

Everyone was agitated, and more than a thousand comments came out.

But to sum up two sentences!

"This sketch is awesome!"

"Classic! An absolute classic! ”

At this time, the beam in the background is rushing.