Chapter 7: Teach You to Write Poems Below!
At the beginning of the banquet, the palace maids sang and danced, and it was very lively.
A group of ministers are also discussing the affairs of the DPRK and China, and those young talents are writing poems together.
Stay until the wine has passed three rounds and the meal has five flavors.
Everyone was a little drunk.
At this time, Li Wanjiang suddenly looked at the queen and said: "In a few days, it will be the Lantern Festival. ”
When the words fell, those showmen instantly came to their senses.
If you want to say that the purpose of their coming to the banquet is for the Dabi of the Lantern Festival.
If he can replace the Great Zhou and win the barbarian country, he will definitely be appreciated by the emperor, and his status may be on the rise.
Among them, a young talent is even more proud.
This person's name is Ye Baiqing, and he is a famous talent in the capital.
Once in the rush for the exam, the power of one fell swoop shook the entire capital, but also made the Great Zhou Emperor moved, and then it was smooth sailing, and the poems and songs written spread all over the streets and alleys of the capital.
This time, he also participated in the poems of the Lantern Festival.
The conceited and confident that Da Zhou will win this poem bet.
Hearing this, the queen smiled lightly, her eyes fell on Xiao Chen, and she said, "Back to the emperor, there are already candidates for the concubine." ”
"The little eunuch next to me is proficient in poetry and songs, and he will definitely be able to fight on behalf of the Great Zhou."
When they heard the queen's words, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all talking in a whisper.
Throughout the ages, the status of eunuchs has been the lowest, and now the queen mother wants to let a eunuch fight for Da Zhou......
Something is wrong!
However, the other party is the queen, and it is the power of the DPRK and China, and they have to be involved in the harem, not to mention that she is the existence of the lord of the harem.
Therefore, they only dare to talk in a low voice, and do not dare to speak out loud.
On the other hand, Li Wanjiang's face was a little gloomy, and there was a hint of displeasure in his eyes when he looked at Xiao Chen.
Why is this eunuch again?
For a while, Li Wanjiang's voice became a little cold: "That being the case, today's dinner party in the capital shows are gathered together, and I will see what this eunuch is capable of." ”
When the words fell, the queen's phoenix eyes condensed slightly.
didn't say anything, his lips opened lightly, and his flat voice fell: "Since it is a palace dinner, there must be a colorful head to speak of, why don't you talents chant a poem in the palace, how about it?" ”
The voice fell, and the ministers nodded in praise.
That Ye Baiqing had already seen Xiao Chen unhappy, and also noticed the emperor's dissatisfaction with the latter.
He stood up and took the initiative to ask: "Back to the queen's mother, in Xia Ye Baiqing, I would like to write a poem for everyone!" ”
"Yes."
The phoenix's eyes fell on Ye Baiqing, and the queen knew the origin of this person, so she spoke.
When the words fell, Ye Baiqing glanced at Xiao Chen, and a touch of contempt flashed in his eyes.
Then he stepped forward, and his handsome face was full of arrogance, and he muttered for a moment, and then spoke aloud:
"A man of arrogance and recklessness, not a person who has nothing to do in the world."
"But if you have peace of mind, why worry about having a lover."
When the words fell, countless people clapped their hands and praised, and their eyes were full of approval.
"Yes, that's good."
"Ye Xiucai wrote the word arrogance to the fullest, as if he was a proud talent in the world, not afraid of anything, and he should really be the first talent in the capital." Someone praised the opening.
Even Li Wanjiang not only nodded, but was obviously extremely satisfied with Ye Baiqing.
And the queen's eyes fell on Xiao Chen's identity, and Concubine Liu Guifei below was also a little looking forward to what kind of poems Xiao Chen could make.
Under the gaze of the two, Xiao Chen suddenly smiled.
stepped out and looked directly at Ye Baiqing, and the flat voice fell, but it was like thunder, which shocked everyone.
"It's just a limerick poem, I don't know what shocked you, little one?"
When the words fell, everyone's eyes changed.
There was anger in his eyes, what this eunuch meant was that they didn't understand what poetry was, and scolded them for being blind?
Ye Baiqing's face also sank, but then eased up.
With a smile on his face, his contemptuous voice carried a hint of contempt: "What does this father-in-law mean is that I am not as good as you?" ”
Xiao Chen shook his head: "It's not as good." ”
"If you want to write crazy, it's easy to ......"
Xiao Chen picked up a jar of wine, drank it, his eyes were a little red, his slightly drunk body was shaky, he roared, and his tone was rampant: "Below, teach you!" ”
"Come on, bring the paper!"
When the words fell, the hall was shocked.
Everyone didn't understand what this little eunuch meant, but only Concubine Liu's people knew......
Xiao Chen is gambling!
The queen of bets will appreciate him more, and the emperor will be more displeased with him, but he can't do it.
Bet......
He can win the Lantern Festival competition!
The queen raised her eyes and signaled, and after a while, a palace maid came to the main hall with a pen and ink white paper.
Seeing this, Xiao Chen's voice was half arrogant again: "Listen, how I taught you, reciting poems and songs!" ”
Grab a can of spirits and drink it all.
The spirits are like roars, like bitter hearts, all stirred.
The sound of Lang Lang fell in the hall and resounded in the hearts of everyone.
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns."
"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."
Hiss!
As Xiao Chen spoke, the entire hall was silent, and the needle drop could be heard!
The water of the Yellow River rushing from the sky......
Everyone's scalp was numb, and it was hard to imagine what a scene this was, what a magnificent wave!
It was Ye Baiqing, when Xiao Chen spoke, his face couldn't help but turn pale.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Chen continued to speak:
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon."
I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. ”
"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require three hundred cups of drink."
When Xiao Chen's quatrain came out again, everyone was shocked that their scalps were numb,
Rao is Li Wanjiang, and when he looked at Xiao Chen at this moment, a flash of approval flashed.
Although he didn't like Xiao Chen, this person could create such a famous sentence for the ages.
However, you can wait until after the Lantern Festival, and it is not too late to kill.
The queen was more appreciative, she knew that Xiao Chen's poetry and songs were quite profound, but she didn't expect him to be so crazy.
Obviously, at this moment, the entire hall is already Xiao Chen's home field.
When the chanting was over, everyone looked only admired!
I'm afraid they never imagined that one day they would have such admiration for a eunuch.
……
By the end of the dinner, everyone was still silent in Xiao Chen's poems, and the meaning was still unfinished.
Concubine Liu Guifei found the right opportunity, pulled Xiao Chen into the dark, her beautiful eyes paused for a moment, and said: "This time, the queen will definitely appreciate you very much, and she will definitely take advantage of this opportunity to sleep with her!" ”
"Understood."
Xiao Chen nodded, then glanced at her, looking very serious, "Guifei Niangniang, what do you think of the slave's groaning?" ”
Hearing this, Concubine Liu was stunned for a long time.
Countless expressions flashed in his eyes, and finally he didn't speak, and walked away.
When I returned to Kunning Palace, I hadn't stepped into the palace yet.
A palace maid suddenly grabbed Xiao Chen: "Concubine Liu's bureau has been arranged, it's up to you tonight." ”
After speaking, he left Kunning Palace.
Xiao Chen was confused when he heard it, but when he stepped into Kunning Palace, he understood the meaning of the palace maid's words!