Chapter 96: Being a brother has no afterlife in this life
"Boss, is Li Wanyun going to be unfavorable to you?" Ye Baiqing's sword eyebrows rose.
"Then I'll kill him." Xiao Ye turned around and walked out.
Wen Shanchang hurriedly hugged him, "Don't mess around, listen to the boss!" ”
"Anyway, I'll follow my brother, and I'm not going anywhere." Xiao Ye said.
Xiao Chen motioned for the big guys to sit down and told them all the origin of the matter.
"I know you're all righteous enough and willing to live and die with me, but it's pointless to die like this, don't you say?" Xiao Chen knows reason.
The big guys shook their heads together.
"You think, you can still burn some paper for me after you live, and you can talk to me every once in a while, so that I am under the Nine Springs, and it is somewhat comforting, isn't it? If everyone is dead, who will remember me? Xiao Chen was moved with affection.
The big guy was silent.
"Besides, I still have so much silver, wouldn't it be a pity if the big guy didn't spend it!" Xiao Chen tempted him again.
"And don't forget to help me do a big ceremony, ask a few more powerful monks to make me a 7749-day avenue, so that I can be reincarnated into a good family in my next life, hehehe......" Xiao Chen said and smiled heartlessly.
Because he felt that if he died, he would not be able to make a soul go straight back to the bird, and if he told his family and friends about his adventure, they would definitely widen their eyes and drop their jaws in shock!
Isn't that funny?
But no one laughed.
"According to what the boss said, there is still room for redemption, my eloquence boss, you know, I want to convince the Burmese king that it should be no problem." Zhuge Xiaosheng said.
"If you can't do it, you will kill him." Xiao Ye's way of solving the problem is so simple and rude.
"What Xiao Ye said makes sense." Wei Yuntian nodded repeatedly.
"Why do I think it's feasible too?" Ye Baiqing said.
"I'll be poisoned." Since Wen Shanchang is a very good doctor, of course, he is also a poisoner.
Didn't you listen to me, everyone?
Xiao Chen was a little angry, your boss and I have been grinding with you for a long time, knowing it with reason, moving it with affection, and almost moving myself to tears......
Why haven't you figured out the situation yet?
If you are still disobedient, then I will not be a brother to you in the next life!
"Boss, be a brother, there is this life, there is no afterlife." Ye Baiqing, a literati, said something with a strong atmosphere of rivers and lakes.
"That's right, who can say exactly what will happen in the next life?" Wei Yuntian said.
"If you want to live together, if you want to die together, I just thought about it for a long time, and it seems that if you don't die with the boss, you can't say it." Wen Shanchang said.
"Besides, you may not die, boss, your luck has always been good." Zhuge Xiaosheng said with a smile.
"I'll go with you anyway." Xiao Ye was not negotiable.
Everyone is so righteous, Xiao Chen didn't show any emotion!
Isn't that a bunch of fools?
"Otherwise, I'll have a pot of poisonous wine later, and we'll drink it in front of the boss, which can be regarded as a great deed for him." Wen Shanchang suggested.
Hey? It's a really good idea, go and go, whoever doesn't drink it later is a grandson!
Look at this meaning, these fools really dare to drink it!
Xiao Chen could only take a step back.
That's good, Xiaosheng come with me, he is eloquent and strategic, and he can help.
Xiao Ye, you stinky boy, go too, if something happens to us, you kid is afraid that you can also kill a bloody way by yourself.
Shanchang, Bai Qing, Yuntian, the three of you stay and help me do those unfinished things, so that we can collect the corpses in the future and bury them well.
So everyone is satisfied, right?
"My literary talent is not as good as your boss, but my eloquence is not inferior to Xiaosheng, right?" Ye Baiqing was directly angry, "You have always been eccentric as the boss, so you know that you spoil him the most!" ”
"Xiao Ye can fight a bloody way, but I can't? Didn't you always look down on me like this, boss? Wei Yuntian was also very angry.
"I'll go with poisoned wine." Wen Shanchang said.
……
"Go and go, all of them will die together, pity me for dying in a foreign country, and in the end there is no one to collect the corpse!" Xiao Chenqi's nose was crooked.
That's right, so much nonsense, everyone laughed together with relief.
It's okay to say that the big guy has deep feelings, but are you really not afraid of death?
In the words of Wei Yuntian and Ye Baiqing who heard the good man, he was actually afraid, but the atmosphere was there, and he was really enthusiastic, and he couldn't do it himself!
If the boss really didn't allow us to go with him, we might have actually drunk poisoned wine.
Now that the atmosphere has been set up here, Xiao Chen decided to talk to the big guy again......
"Anyway, they may all die together, and I will simply tell you a secret, in fact, the boss I am not a eunuch, but a real man!"
As soon as these words came out, several people fainted.
"Boss, you're planning to scare us all to death today, aren't you?" Ye Baiqing's face was pale and sweaty.
The situation of the big guy is similar to him, and even Zhuge Xiaosheng, who has always been steady, has fine beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.
"It's sauce purple, Zhao Gongming was the eunuch in charge of dealing with me at that time, and it was he who left me a lifeline, and I must thank him here." Xiao Chen clenched his fists and raised his head high to express his deep respect for Zhao Gongming.
"Boss, this is the best news I've ever heard in my life!" Wei Yuntian was surprised and delighted, and almost burst out of heroic tears!
Zhuge Xiaosheng said that I am also happy for you, the boss, this is a good thing.
Wen Shanchang looked at Xiao Chen in a daze and didn't speak, if you are not a real eunuch, boss, then what do you say that you have always been sleeping in Concubine Liu's room these days?
It's scary to think about!
"That's the biggest secret I've ever known." Ye Baiqing sighed loudly.
But he sighed a little too early......
"Oh yes, there's one more thing." Xiao Chen suddenly remembered, "My original name is actually Zhu Yuanqi, that's right, it's the Zhu Yuanqi you know, that is, the crown prince of the previous dynasty." ”
"Xiao Xinghan of the Tianxuan Society is Zhu Yuanfang, you should know, right? That's right, he's my second brother. ”
"Of course, I also colluded with them, remember Cuiyun Lou? That's how it all started......"
Poof!
This time, Ye Baiqing really sat down on the ground.
Alas!
But Wen Shanchang couldn't believe his ears, thinking that he was dreaming, he pinched his thigh fiercely and screamed in pain.
it!
I have been with the boss Xiao Chen for a long time, and I haven't learned anything else, Xiao Chen's oral language Wei Yuntian has learned a lot.
It just so happens that Yuntian has no culture, and he goes to the world in a slot.
Xiao Ye didn't react.
He didn't know what Zhu Yuanqi was like the prince of the previous dynasty, it turned out that you were him...... So?
Ha ha!
Zhuge Xiaosheng was excited to shoot the case.
No wonder I always feel that you are weird, boss, so many things that happened to you can't be explained, and now I understand, so it is, so it is!