Early in the morning, He Yuzhu woke up early and knocked on He Yuliang's door.

"Big brother! What kind of bolt is falling, our compound is safe! How inconvenient is it for you to go in and out? ”

"It is your house, like the gate of the city, can I do it? Guns, handcuffs, documents, if you are touched, it is either me who is in danger or the person who touches it is dangerous, can I not be careful?

This is still not officially going to work now, if I am officially going to work, the documents in the bag, the analysis of the case, these leaks are a crime, if I don't make the door tighter, and the neighbor happens to see it when I come in, what should I do?

Oh, that's right! Yesterday, I forgot to tell the three uncles that I have to get a lock in this house, so that no one will come in without paying attention, and it will be bad if it hurts the harmony! ”

He Yuliang said while giving He Yuzhu the peanuts and melon seeds.

There was no curtain in the West House, and He Yuzhu saw all kinds of wedding supplies piled up in the house at a glance.

This red, green, green, this is called a festive! He Yuzhu looked at it and called it a hot eye.

"Brother, this is all prepared for the rain?"

"Not exactly! There is a set of bedding for you, and the one with the cotton magpie is yours! There is a set of grandmother's futon, and the satin face is a hundred children! ”

"Yo! Elder brother! You're eccentric! The old lady is satin-faced, and the rain here is ~"

"Four sets, two sets of doubles, two sets of singles, the dragon and phoenix are auspicious and the flowers are rich! It's all satin-finished, what's wrong? ”

"Hey! I said brother, let's not bring this, there are four sets of rain, and my set is still cotton!

Brother, let's not talk about the balance of this bowl of water, you can't die of drought and waterlogging, right? ”

"It's kind of unfair! Rain's a little less! He Yuliang nodded and said solemnly.

"Brother, are you okay, are you really unable to hear or are you deliberately angry with me! Less? It's not enough for you to press the wheel of the inverted room and push the rain mother-in-law's house! ”

"Call you stupid, you still don't believe it! Where is the rain? If you get married, I'll have to prepare it for you, right?

I'll have to rebuild this bedding, right? I've got to open up this table, right? I have to prepare the bride price, right?

Do the math, if there is less like that, you can marry a daughter-in-law? ”

"I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet......"

"If I buy all these things for you, and you can't get rid of it, then you can just go to Wutai Mountain!

The salary of thirty-seven yuan and five yuan a month, and within this month, the salary of the squad leader can be increased by at least two yuan.

It's not lame, it's not blind, it's just a little sloppy, it's a single person, it's sloppy, it's not a big problem, why don't you give me a word?

Also, this quilt noodles for you, I think your bedding is too difficult to see! Don't say that you smell of feet, you are greasy and twisted, and I am afraid that people will not see that you are a cook?

Also, are you a quilt? The whole louse nest, don't mention to me that the emperor still has three lice, that's not a reason!

The new one is made by the way I give you, your old one, it should be washed, it should be played! Buy some insect killers and spray them well!

Think about it, the big girl goes on a blind date with you, comes to the house to sit at the house, and gets lice back, don't say that you love clean, you have to blow ...... clean with you."

"Brother! Elder brother! You're my brother! I was wrong! I review! I reflect! I deserve death! I shouldn't have mentioned it today!

I'm going to fry peanuts! Are we noodle shaped in the morning? ”

"Okay! Mix the soup and knock three eggs in it! One for each person! ”

"Brother! Three? One for one person? We? ”

"And grandma!"

"Then you have to hurry to the backyard, the old lady thinks it's time to get up! It's late, and the old lady eats it herself! ”

"Okay! Hurry up and do it! ”

……

He Yuliang finished washing up and came to the backyard: "Grandma, are you up?" ”

"My eldest grandson is here!"

He Yuliang heard the old lady's voice, pushed the door in, and the old lady was preparing to make a stove.

"Grandma wakes up so early!" He Yuliang took the things in the old lady's hand and helped raise the stove.

"Eldest grandson, grandma has white noodles here, pull some gnocchi for grandma......"

"Don't! The noodles are under the pillar, mixed soup noodles, one bowl per person! I'll bring you the old one in a moment!

I'm here to tell you to stop cooking in the morning! ”

"You grandson thief, if you don't cook, what stove will you make me? It's early in the morning, what a fire! ”

"Isn't that warm!"

"It's warm in the sun! What kind of stove to make? "The old lady has the hook of the stove and wants to turn off the fire.

"Don't mind, this fire has risen, it's a pity to extinguish it!"

"I can't live without you! In the future, you must find a daughter-in-law who can live, otherwise, how can you live a big life......"

He Yuliang listened to the old lady's babbling and lectured himself, and he was not angry, he looked at the old lady with a smile, but he didn't let her extinguish the stove.

sat on a pot of water on it: "Grandma, when the time comes, I will look for a daughter-in-law, and grandma will have to check it for me!"

I will live, that's my grandson's luck, I won't live, and I can find my grandmother to settle accounts when the time comes......"

"I'll beat you grandson!"

"Don't! It's broken, and no one will serve you noodles! And poached eggs!

Don't extinguish the stove here grandma, I'll order the water to boil! ”

After speaking, He Yuliang ran away......

"Come on! A bowl of mixed noodle soup! One egg! ”

He Yuliang came in like a shopkeeper singing a long voice!

"Juggling!" The old lady looked at He Yuliang with a smile, her eyes full of love.

People are old, the twilight is dull, it seems that even the air is half a beat slow to reach the house, and the arrival of He Yuliang seems to make this cold hut lively again.

"Huh? Grandma, what good things are you hiding? Why are you still kicking under the bed? ”

"Nothing! It's nothing! ”

He Yuliang put the noodles on the table, ignored the old lady's obstruction, and lifted the bed curtain......

"Ho! Grandma, you are really, what do you have to hide in a urinal? What about being a baby? ”

"Later, your aunt is here, let your aunt get it, you are a big boy, and you are not afraid of making people laugh!"

The old lady was a little embarrassed.

"Who's laughing? Whoever laughs at me for not splashing him in the face! Whoever dares to laugh at me, it must be something to recruit, just to give them the evil spirit. ”

……

Looking at He Yuliang, who was going out in a hurry, the old lady's tears fell: "Good boy! What a boy! ”

He Yuliang finished washing and put the urinal back under the bed: "Grandma, I'm going back, I still have a lot of things to do today!"

Don't cook at night, your grandson will give you steamed white flour steamed buns! With saccharin! At noon, if grandma is hungry, she will eat some mung bean cake or something.

And this milk powder or something, grandma you will drink it, and I will buy it for you when I don't have a grandchild! You can't afford to lose your mouth. ”