Qin Chaochao has been on the Internet for many years, and he knows that the current primary school students are difficult, but he didn't expect that preschool children can speak so amazingly.

She swallowed the pill stuck in her throat with great difficulty, and said seriously: "Little friend, you can't talk nonsense, I'm not your brother's girlfriend." ”

Xu Chengan showed an expression of disbelief, "But Duoduo said that only girlfriends can live in boyfriends' houses." ”

Jin Sui'an's face softened a lot at this time, and there was even a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Who is Duoduo?" ”

Xu Chengan smiled shyly with a missing front tooth, "Duoduo is my tablemate in kindergarten, she is my best friend, but she is beautiful!" ”

Good boy, you know that you like pretty girls at the slightest bit.

Jin Sui'an suddenly became interested in teasing the child, "Then you have been on leave for so long, won't Duoduo just play with others?" ”

The younger brother is the younger brother, and as soon as Jin Sui'an's words came out, he directly broke Xu Chengan's psychological defense.

The two big eyes immediately filled with tears, and soon they cried out of breath.

Qin Chaochao was most afraid of children crying.

She has seen her cousin's child, and when she cries, it is like a singing lotus birthday candle, and her battery life is super strong.

Qin Chaochao remained silent, silently sat next to him, and covered his ears.

Jin Sui'an saw that the child was crying for a while and tossed enough before he spoke, "Don't cry, you have to think that Duoduo will still play with you in a few days, I have a way." ”

The crying stopped.

Xu Chengan pumped and matched, "Really...... Are you sure? ”

He looked at Jin Sui'an and Qin Chaochao with suspicious eyes, "But you don't have a girlfriend yourself." ”

Jin Sui'an: "? ”

Good guy, underestimate him.

Qin Chaochao fell asleep after taking cold medicine for a while, and quickly took the opportunity to escape from the battlefield of the two brothers.

Unexpectedly, when she woke up again, there was a fluffy curly little head exposed next to the bed!

She was startled, and when she sat up, she saw Xu Chengan sitting on the carpet reading a picture book with a picture book.

"Sincerely?" Qin Chaochao called him, "What are you doing here?" ”

The little guy saw that she was awake and lay on the side of the bed, very well-behaved, "My brother went out to work, let me take care of Sister Chaochao." ”

Qin Chaochao picked up his mobile phone, and sure enough, he saw Jin Sui'an's message.

[Go to an event and come back in the evening.] ]

In other words, now there is only her and the children in this kindergarten class at home.

Qin Chaochao really wished he was still dreaming.

Thinking that Jin Sui'an had tried his best to take care of himself in the past two days, Qin Chaochao could only accept the fact that he was going to take the child for one night.

I don't know what children like nowadays?

Qin Chaochao thought about the game he played when he was a child.

Playing house, touching the blind, peek-a-boo......

It seems that the number of people and the venue are a bit limited.

After thinking about it for a long time and not knowing how to pass the time of staring at the next big eyes, Qin Chaochao took the initiative to ask for advice, "Chengcheng, what games do you usually like to play at home?" ”

Xu Chengan's little face was full of maturity that did not conform to children's nature, and he glanced at Qin Chaochao disapprovingly: "I usually like to read books at home. ”

Pretty.

It's easy for Jin Sui'an to stop sneering at her at every turn.

It's his brother, isn't it?

Qin Chaochao's momentum came up all of a sudden, her head was no longer dizzy, her waist didn't hurt, she didn't believe that she could still handle a little kid in a kindergarten class!

She simply got out of bed and sat next to Xu Chengan, "Chengcheng, do you know all the words on it?" ”

If he dares to say that he knows everything, write him a glutton, so that he can have a good look at the world of adults!

Who knows that Chengcheng shook his head honestly, "Some don't know, but our teacher said that when you see a word you don't know, you can guess it according to the picture." ”

Hey, the teacher has to have a way.

"Then what words have you guessed, tell your sister?"

Chengcheng pointed to the little nut held by the squirrel and said, "Squirrel Coco went to the forest and found a nut, I know this word is fruit, then this is Jian." ”

Qin Chaochao was stunned by the child's alertness.

What was she doing when she was six years old? It seems that every day in addition to eating delicious food, I think about going out to play with children.

Look at the six-year-olds! I can read and write on my own!

At the moment, she no longer wants to show her talents as an adult in terms of languages.

Qin Chaochao changed his thinking, "Chengcheng, did you learn math in school?" ”

Cheng Cheng nodded obediently.

"Then sister gave you a math problem, shall we do the math?" The smile on the corner of Qin Chaochao's mouth gradually became perverted.

Makoto thought for a moment, "Okay, but I'm going to get something in my bag." ”

Qin Chaochao followed him to another guest room and watched the child take out a ...... from his schoolbag Abacus?

"Okay, Sister Chao, you can make a question."

Do today's children have to learn to plan for kindergarten when they go to kindergarten?!

Reluctantly came up with two additions and subtractions within a hundred, and the Qin Dynasty, which was disgusted with these topics that were too simple, was a bit autistic.

A person can be wiped out, but not defeated!

The Qin Dynasty can be defeated, but not by a kindergarten student!

After addition, subtraction, multiplication and division were crackled by Xu Chengan and said the correct answer, Qin Chaochao was already laughing like a kidnapper.

"Chengcheng, sister will ask you another question!"

"How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the freezer?"

Xu Chengan's young heart, who had never heard of brain teasers, was deeply shocked.

He couldn't figure out how anyone could come up with such a boring question.

It's boring, but he really wants to know how to put the elephant in the refrigerator!

So with a big question mark in his little head, he humbly asked for advice, "How many steps?" ”

Qin Chaochao was already possessed by the white clouds at this moment, "The first step is to open the refrigerator, the second step is to stuff the elephant in, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door." ”

Xu Cheng'an: "......"

Are you adults so boring?

Looking at Chengcheng's little face that seemed to have the word "speechless" written on it, Qin Chaochao decided to tell a story to ease the strange atmosphere.

There is no child who doesn't like to listen to stories, not even those who can read and do mental arithmetic on their own.

"Once upon a time there was a big forest. One day, the Tiger King is going to hold a forest conference......"

As soon as he said the beginning, Chengcheng interrupted seriously: "Sister Chaochao, I have heard this story, the name of the story is "The Animal Kingdom Opens Conference"!"

Qin Chaochao smiled mysteriously, "Yes, the animal kingdom has a conference, but there is an animal that did not come, guess who?" ”

Chengcheng thought about it very seriously, "It's a monkey, because the monkey also wants to be the king, and he doesn't want to listen to the tiger." ”

Qin Chaochao shook his head, "No, it's an elephant." ”

Xu Chengan, who had not seen the sketch, looked puzzled, "Why?" ”

Qin Chaochao felt that he raised his eyebrows, "Because of the elephant, he was still locked in the refrigerator and couldn't get out!" ”

After speaking, he left Xu Chengan with a chic back, and not looking back is the greatest mercy for children who have not seen great sketches!

Today's children are so pitiful, they don't even know such a classic stalk.

Xu Cheng'an: Again, you adults are really boring!

The children in the kindergarten seem to have been really injured by the Qin Dynasty's intelligence reduction.

Next, no matter how Qin Chaochao coaxed, he stayed in the room and read a book angrily.

There is no humor at all.

Qin Chaochao doesn't do entanglement, and she just doesn't coax children.

It was almost dinner time, so she simply went to the kitchen to cook something delicious to treat her weak body for the past two days.

After eating light food for two or three days, the Qin Dynasty missed the taste of fried food very much at this moment.

Turning out a pack of chicken wings, she prepares to make egg yolk chicken wings.

Children must love to eat it too, right?

In order to add more flavor, she poked a few small holes on both sides of the chicken wings with a toothpick before marinating them.

After a simple operation, add salt, white pepper, light soy sauce and oil, and the chicken wings are ready to wait.

She steamed a few more raw salted egg yolks, which she crushed with a rolling pin

After doing this, the chicken wings are almost marinated.

Coat with a thin layer of starch and fry the chicken wings on low heat until they become golden brown on both sides.

Qin Chaochao recorded a video while operating, not noticing that there was a small head with curly hair at the kitchen door.

The remaining oil from the fried chicken wings is used to fry the salted egg yolk, and the salted egg yolk bubbles up after a few stir-frying, and the Qin Dynasty put the chicken wings that have just been fished out into it and stir-fry them together, and after a while, the delicious salted egg yolk chicken wings are ready!

"Sister Chaochao." Chengcheng hid at the kitchen door and smiled sweetly, "Did you make KFC?" ”

Looking at this flattering expression, Qin Chaochao felt a burst of joy in his heart.

A child is a child.

She lowered the chicken wings to Chengcheng and looked, "It's not KFC, this is called salted egg yolk chicken wings." ”

Xu Chengan immediately cheered, "Sister Chao Chao is amazing!" It looks even better than what is sold outside. ”

Qin Chaochao's self-confidence that had been battered all afternoon was restored, "You go wash your hands, and you can eat later." ”

She knew that no child could resist the temptation of good food!

I made a stir-fried asparagus again, and the steamed egg custard in the pot was also ready, and I left a copy for Jin Sui'an, and after it came out, Qin Chaochao gave an order, "Open the rice." ”

Chengcheng, who couldn't wait for a long time, immediately went to clip the chicken wings-

I didn't clip it up.

Then the Qin Dynasty saw what perseverance is.

Sincerely, between the children's practice chopsticks and the chicken wings, a bloody plot can be written

She ran away from him, and they couldn't fly.

In the end, Qin Chaochao couldn't stand it anymore and took him a fork, and Chengcheng got his wish to eat the chicken wings he had in mind.

"Sister Chaochao, not only are you beautiful, but your cooking is also super delicious."

Since eating chicken wings, Xu Chengan has completely become a brain-dead fan of the Qin Dynasty.

"Sister Chaochao, are you tired, I'll pinch your shoulders sincerely."

"Sister Chaochao, are you thirsty, sincerely pour you a glass of water."

"Sister Chaochao......"

The Qin Dynasty gradually lost itself in one sycophant after another. Until—

"Sister Chaochao, are you okay with my brother's girlfriend?"

Why? Is the kid ready to engage in the matchmaker business?

This was the first thought of the Qin Dynasty.

The second thought was: How much benefit did Jin Sui'an give him?

Qin Chaochao would not be deceived by a child, she pinched Chengcheng's white and tender little face, "What about you, let's worry about whether you can continue to be at the same table with Duoduo after selling the fake first." ”