Chapter 202: The Madness in Xu Damao's Heart
When Xu Damao came to the back kitchen to trouble He Yuzhu, Liu Lan saw that he was afraid that something would happen, so he hurriedly went to find Director Li!
To say that this Xu Damao is depressed enough today, he has a bad reputation (reputation?) Do you still have that thing? ), bought a table of dishes, and as a result, the group of deputy directors sneered one by one.
Every sentence sounds like a compliment, but if you think about it, none of them taste!
Especially this Deputy Director Nie, holding a wine glass, he mentioned Xu Damao's past: "Director Li, do you remember?"
At that time, we were drinking, Deputy Director Xu didn't eat less of our food, today this is borrowing your light, we see the money back!
For this, Director Li, do you want to take the lead, and do we respect the deputy director? ”
"Hahaha, yes! Be! Be! This one should be! Everyone is a comrade-in-arms in the trenches, and unity, this can make me worry!
I don't have to worry about it, so I can better devote myself to the work of our rolling mill! Xu Damao, come to ......"
At this time, Deputy Director Nie spoke again: "Huh? That's right! I don't know if Deputy Director Xu still drinks according to the rules of one big and three small, two five five ten?
Hahaha! Just kidding, just kidding, Deputy Director Xu has already become Deputy Director Xu, not to mention a big day, it's also a small day, naturally it can't be a big or three small!
Just kidding, liven up the atmosphere, Deputy Director Xu, don't go to heart, drink, drink, let's drink!
I'll give the deputy director a glass first! Kind of apologies for the joke just now! This wine table, you have to talk and laugh, not to say that it's not small and lively, isn't it? Deputy Director Xu? ”
Xu Damao......
I'm hilarious with your second uncle!
What else can I say? You're here to eat a big injustice, I'm spending money to buy a scold!
Xu Damao's mood is a little suspicious of his neighbor stealing the axe! Whoever says it, will break it and taste it carefully.
This one said: "Deputy Director Xie, I heard that you have another grandson?" Congratulations! However, isn't there something wrong with you not even saying hello! ”
Deputy Director Xie is about to retire, with white hair, he is the only two editors in the deputy director's office!
It's just that this person is purely retired, not talking or talking, pretending to be deaf and dumb.
"Oh, it's the eldest child in our family, and I've never been with me, so it's not a big deal, and this gift is still exchanged! I'm afraid he won't be able to pay it back.
After so many years, one left and one right, I have given birth to a lot, and I have to touch an old man like me to live, it's useless! Don't talk about him, don't talk about him! ”
"Young, Deputy Director Xie, you can't say that, having more children and grandchildren is a lot of blessings and longevity! Otherwise, what's the point of the husband and wife staring at each other? Even if you eat meat every day, it's not fun! ”
"That's it! It is! ”
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Xu Damao couldn't pick up what he said, every sentence was not about him, but when he thought about it, every sentence seemed to be about him.
It's just that Director Li is here, and he can't have a seizure, Xu Damao has to keep these in his heart, sooner or later, one day, you will pay for it!
This wine is easy to get drunk when it comes to sorrow, people are angry, this wine is easier to get up, Xu Damao has not finished this dish, and there is some alcohol on the head.
Xu Damao drank a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Director Li, I will not accompany you first, deputy directors, and you will drink first." ”
Xu Damao got up and went to the toilet, and came out of the cafeteria to go to the toilet, just passing by the kitchen.
Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu, who was sitting on the chair, teaching his apprentices in a big way, and Ma Hua bowed his head next to him, Xu Damao's mood exploded at that time!
Why? Why? Why do people compliment you as a bad cook? I'm a deputy director, and people are sneering at me?
Why is it that you are illiterate, marry a daughter-in-law who is a learned and educated teacher, and I, a cultural youth with high Chinese, marry a native girl who can't even speak?
Why did my son have a miscarriage, and why do you have an older brother who is an instructor......
The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more unbalanced it became, if it was normal, Xu Damao was not so impulsive, he was definitely the kind of lyp who planned everything, it was best to take himself out, and then shoot the opponent to death!
It's just that this time Xu Damao was stimulated by the scene in front of him and the words at the banquet, and as soon as the wine rushed, he went up......
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"What's the matter? Deputy Director Xu, Director He was personally invited back by me, do you want to fight me? ”
Director Li is here!
Xu Damao listened to Director Li's voice behind him, and he came down in a cold sweat!
That's all at once!
Don't cool down today! Xu Damao hurriedly ran over: "No, no!" How dare I, Director Li, you don't know, I am incompatible with Silly Zhu, and I have been used to fighting since I was a child......"
"Hehehe! I don't care how incompatible you are, but don't bring your emotions at home to work! This kind of emotion must not be ......"
"No, no! Absolutely not! Director Li, I haven't gone to the toilet yet, I'll go first! ”
Xu Damao began to use urine to escape!
Director Li nodded, Xu Damao got his approval, and immediately froze!
Director Li looked at Xu Damao, who fled in embarrassment, and came to He Yuzhu with a smile~
"He Yuzhu, how is it? Am I funny enough? ”
"Enough! Enough! Absolutely! ”
"I'll toast you when you're on the table!"
"Don't! Other! Other! Where am I going, I'm just a cook, you lift, I'm here.
Actually, I know it in my heart! Speaking from the heart, you, are the most righteous officials I have ever seen in my life. ”
"I love to hear that! Gotcha, then you're busy! ”
"Okay, drink well!"
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Xu Damao saw that Director Li gave He Yuzhu a platform, and his heart was even more unbalanced!
Okay, Wu, I'll charge into battle for you, not to mention life and death, but also in the wind and rain.
text, I will write you a speech, spend half a night in the middle of the night, light the lamp and boil the oil to check the book and find information. You won the full house, and I am unknown!
I will admit this, who made you have the grace to promote me, although this promotion was exchanged for gold bars.
At least you also gave me a platform to develop, didn't you? But if you don't say that I'm a good person, you also help the stupid pillar deal with me, which makes me lose face!
How are you going to let me do my job in the future? What other prestige is there?
In the past, he was bad to you Director Li, and he still had some concerns, but now Xu Damao has no such thoughts at all!
I've done so much for you, and you're actually standing up for a rotten cook, the two of us, and there's no kindness at all!
As for your promotion, I will send you gold bars, help you with errands, and write speeches for you and even be a dog......
This kindness has long been doubled back!
Li Huaide! We'll see what happens in the future!