Chapter 393: I Don't Want Face?
"Boss, you don't even know this? Not only do we have a lot of boars and black dogs in Jinyiwei just in case, but even the army has captivity, I'm afraid that I will encounter this kind of demon and evil, and I can't find this thing temporarily, have you been in the palace for so long and haven't seen a pig farm in the backyard of the palace prison? Chen Ming saw that Xiao Chen didn't understand, so he explained it to him.
"As soon as you said this, I remembered that the Zhidian Prison did have a pig farm, with more than 100 big black pigs in it, and I thought it was raised for the emperor's mother." Xiao Chen said.
"Haha, those are big boars that have not been chopped, and the meat killed is fishy and smelly, how can the emperor eat it? That is often used in the palace to exorcise evil spirits, and there is also a dog farm, which has dozens of black dogs, which is also used for this. Chen Ming said.
"Does this thing really work?" Xiao Chen was quite interested in this.
"Of course it's useful, whether it's a god or a demon, they're afraid of this kind of filth, they can't stand it as soon as they get wet, in fact, there's one better thing to use, boss, guess what?" Chen Ming's sneaky way.
"I don't guess, don't you even understand this? Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I came back this time with a lot of good skins, you can go over and pick them when you have time. Xiao Chen actually knew what Chen Ming was talking about, because Wen Shanchang had told him.
That is, women have used sanitary napkins for menstruation, and the menstrual blood on them can also be used to ward off evil spirits......
Xiao Chen went all the way home, and before he entered the yard, he suddenly heard a loud bang inside, accompanied by a choking smell of gunsmoke......
Frightened, he almost rolled off his horse and fell directly to the ground, who did I rely on to drop a bomb at the master's house?
When I entered the yard, I realized that it was not a bomb, but a firecracker.
The day after tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, of course, fireworks are going to be set off, Duan Ling'er and Xiao Chen went to the street to buy a whole car and came back, just now they were trying to explode an arm-thick hemp thunder, this thing is powerful, it is really comparable to a small bomb bird.
"What are you two little cubs going to do, you?" Xiao Chen was startled when he saw the fireworks piled up like a hill in the yard, as well as the confetti all over the ground, "Who let you set off guns in the yard, this thing can't just be piled up like this, if it is detonated......
The consequences are unimaginable!
"Say no!" Tie Kunlun complained on the side, "Don't let them buy so much, you have to buy it!" Do you think you'll be able to finish it in one night? Besides, such a big firework is not set off at home, you have to go outside the city! ”
"No, these are what we bought for dozens of taels of silver, and they were stolen outside the city!" Duan Ling'er was reluctant.
"Then you go and keep watch!" Xiao Chen said.
"Oh, let's just leave it at home for one night, and tomorrow we'll take it out of the city!" Duan Ling'er said.
"Isn't tomorrow the fourteenth day of the first lunar month?" Xiao Chen thought he had misremembered.
"Yes, I have to release it tomorrow, I still have to go into the palace to participate in the Lantern Yuan Festival on the night of the fifteenth." Duan Ling'er said, "But I want to go to the lamp market again." ”
"I won't go to the Lantern Yuan Club this year, and the emperor didn't order me to go." Xiao Chen said.
"But just now, the queen mother, oh, it was Murong Danqiu who sent someone to invite us to the Lantern Yuan Club in the palace to play." Duan Ling'er said with big eyes.
"Cut, I'll go to Ang if she invites me? Don't go! "Xiao Chen is on a par with Li Wanjiang, if you don't personally order to invite me, I won't go, I don't want to be a big eunuch?
The queen asked me not enough weight, refuse!
"Uh...... But the queen only invited me and Xiao Ye, not you, brother. Duan Ling'er whispered.
"Please do me too...... Well? Xiao Chen's face fell to the ground with a thud, and he fell to pieces.
"I don't want to go, I want to spend the holiday with my brother at home, but the queen has personally invited me, if I don't go, wouldn't it be too faceless for her?" Duan Ling'er looked very embarrassed.
"Hmph, your face is bigger than your brother now!" Xiao Chen snorted and entered the room.
"Murong Danqiu knows that you love them the most, so I invited the two of them to play, boss, you won't be angry because of this, right?" Tie Kunlun followed.
"The boss is not angry, he is angry, last year the boss was in the limelight at the Dengyuan meeting, but this year the emperor did not issue an order to summon him in, and the boss is not good to take the initiative to participate, otherwise it will be obvious that most of the bosses like to be in the limelight." Fu Yan also walked in.
"I heard them say that this year, Dongying sent a diplomatic mission to fight poetry and papers with the talents of the Great Zhou Dynasty, isn't our boss the first genius in China? What if he doesn't show up? "Iron Kunlun Road.
"The boss is the first talent, but it doesn't mean that there are no other talents in Da Zhou, and so many Jinshi in the Hanlin Academy are not dry food." Fu Yan said with a smile.
"Li Wanjiang just doesn't want me to be in the limelight anymore, if I don't go, I won't go, and I don't have to worry, let's go to the lantern festival and guess the lantern riddles together." Xiao Chen didn't care about this.
Take out the key hammer and wooden fish of the palm chime monk and put them on the table, "This is the palm chime monk's magic weapon, do you two see what's weird about this thing?" ”
"Gee, boss, why did you bring this back? This thing is very evil...... Fu Yan picked it up and looked at it for a long time, "yes? It looks like an ordinary wooden fish key hammer. ”
"There's no yin spirit or anything like that attached to it?" Xiao Chen said.
"Nope." Fu Yan shook his head, he understands feng shui, if there is anything strange in it, he should be able to see it.
"I don't think there's anything magical about it, it's still made by the craftsmen of the carpentry factory." Iron Kunlun Road.
"Huh? How do you know? "Xiao Chenxin said that this magic weapon can't be mass-produced, right?
"There are words engraved on the bottom of this wooden fish, and it was made by a craftsman named Alam." Tie Kunlun pointed to a line of Sanskrit at the bottom of the wooden fish.
"I relied on this word, I thought it was some kind of mysterious pattern...... You kid even know Sanskrit? Xiao Chen was surprised.
"I don't recognize much." Tie Kunlun is modest.
"I always feel that there is something unusual about these two things, otherwise why would that monk have to bury him with this thing?" Xiao Chen's feelings have always been very effective.
But this time it didn't work, because the three of them didn't find anything unusual after looking at it for a long time.
"It's better to wait for Ouyang Yunsleeve to come and ask her to help take a look." Fu Yan said.
Ouyang Yunsleeve is the real expert.
If these two things weren't weird, if they were, she would be able to see them.
"She'll be back, right?" Speaking of Ouyang Yunsleeve, Xiao Chen was a little worried.
"Definitely, the disciples of the Ouyang family are all promises, and they will never break their promises about what they promised." Fu Yan said.
"Am I the only one who thinks the eldest lady is weird?" Xiao Chen really wanted to tell the two of them what happened to him with Ouyang Yunsleeve that night.
But he also promised Ouyang Yunsleeve that he couldn't tell anyone......