006 [Imaginary cursed Luo Sheng]
Guan Zeyuan: "There were only 3 big items at the end of the Master game, but this did not prevent him from getting the MVP, which shows that KDA is not the only criterion for selecting MVP. β
"Ha ......"
"Heh......"
"Bengbu lives ........."
Everyone in the LGD Operations Command Room couldn't help but laugh.
Because Luo Sheng's mantra is: "I KDA is there, why should this pot be on my head." β
Luo Sheng, whose eyes were red and full of resentment, clenched his fists and went into the bathroom with his waist bag crossbody.
He couldn't wait to open his waist bag and take out a straw doll.
He used a brush dipped in ink to write Dongfang Yu on the back of the straw puppet, and the date of birth, and the calculated birth date.
Then he took out seven staples and tied them on the seven orifices of the straw puppet.
"Hehehehehe......" The laughter of Luo Sheng in the bathroom was creepy.
Luo Sheng muttered to himself: "After seven days, Dongfang Yu will have a stomachache and a severe cold." I'll see how you start! β
In fact, the success of his so-called curse before was all kinds of coincidences, all of which were his imagination.
"It's not going to fail, is it?" Luo Sheng went around and didn't wash his oily hair for a few days.
I don't know why, Luo Sheng suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.
Dongfang Yu was drinking the carefully concocted medicinal chrysanthemum licorice wolfberry water, but he sneezed violently.
"Who is complimenting me on being handsome?" Dongfang Yu, who came back to his senses, decided not to think about this problem.
It's about how to distribute the rewards for the Magnificent Posture achievement mission in the first game.
Normal level 1 stat points.
It's better than nothing, but something is better than nothing.
[Host: Dongfang Yu]
[Version comprehension: 74]
[Nerve Reflex: 88]
[Golden Hand Speed: 94]
[Team Battle Cut: 76]
[Crisis Sense of Smell: 83]
[Winning Ideas: 77]
[Black Luck: 55]
[Grumpy Mentality: 44]
[Commander of Wolong: 57]
[Energetic: 86]
[1 remaining normal level attribute point can be assigned]
"Attribute points are also divided into levels?"
"That's right, host, 3 common = 1 bronze, 3 bronze = 1 silver, 3 silver = 1 gold, 3 gold = 1 platinum,...... (Secret)"
"Wait, why are stat points so complicated?"
"It's such a host, the attribute value 1-89 can be increased using ordinary attribute points, 90-94 bronze attribute points, 95 silver, 96 gold, 97 platinum, 98 diamonds, 99 vibranium, 100 (secret)"
"Secret?"
"That's right, host, wait until you have a stat value of 99 points to know the requirements for 99-100."
"Well, I see." According to Dongfang Yu's many years of experience in online games, this can be directly synthesized in the front, and it is estimated that other precious props are needed for the synthesis of advanced attribute points in the back.
"Then ......, give me these 1 normal attribute points to neural reflexes."
"Host, elevated."
In an instant, Dongfang Yu felt that everything in front of him had slowed down a little.
It's like ......, left hand and right hand in slow motion.
"It's a 5% increase, which is really terrible." Dongfang Yu's face is still the same, but his heart is turbulent.
"In other words, the next biggest improvement in cost performance is still nerve reflex and golden hand speed, which requires a total of 12 ordinary attribute points."
Dongfang Yu has a hunch that after he completes the promotion, his strength will be raised to a higher level.
"System, who is the highest comprehensive attribute in this parallel world?"
"Lee Sang-hyuk, Rookie, Rat King Imp, Wei Shen, Golden Left Hand Knight, Hou Ye Easyhoon, Mad Puppy UZI."
"UZI is ranked so backwards?"
"His nerve reflexes and hand speed are comparable to Lee Sang-hyuk's, but his mentality is not even up to the average of 60, which greatly lowers his average value."
βUZIβ¦β¦ The mentality ...... "I want to watch the ups and downs of UZI from S4 at the beginning."
Peak debut - gloomy dormant - top of the world - fall from the altar - water cooler administrator
Hang up and take a bath - refuse to play - it's all up to me C - a hunger strike jungler is a good jungler - no 4 guarantee 1 How to play this game? - One person eats three ways, teammates please be a good tool - the opposite level of grab, you better squat in the jungler, dare to catch me, dare to die......
For a while, Dongfang Yu couldn't say any words to refute, and the nerve reflex - hand speed - team battle cut into Ah Shui, who was not as good as him, debuted as a champion.
Even if there is a teammate factor, should UZI reflect on his own style and mentality?
At this time, the alliance of five people is not a hero of one person.
The white horse is fleeting, and there is no more youth.
There is no shadow of UZI in the S10 field, and the glory-gloom-laughter-loss-turn into the morning breeze will eventually be gone.
As a jungler, Dongfang Yu really wants to win at least when he is competing.
He wants his plus/minus to be in the first or second place in the team, my teammates - you will always have me behind you, rest assured to play, rest assured to press.
After all, the jungler position is known as the wild father.
It is a matter of course to take care of the good children in the four positions.
Dongfang Yu, who came back to his senses, continued to taste the chrysanthemum licorice wolfberry water he had carefully concocted.
He saw Luo Sheng come back with a smug expression on his waist bag.
From time to time, he snickered and looked contented.
"No, isn't it ......, Luo Sheng went to spy on that young lady?" Dongfang Yu guessed in a flash.
He didn't think much of it, because the tiebreaker of BO3 was coming.
Give your full attention and win the game.
"Ding!"
"System?" Dongfang Yu thought about it carefully but found that it was the mobile phone ringing, and looked down.
- Spotless mobile phone screen SMS shows that your XX bank card received 5000 yuan, and the current balance is ....... β
"Huh?"
At this time, Coach Lanmi walked over, bowed his head and said in a deep voice, "I got it." β
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"This is the club's winning points bonus, 5,000 points for each small game, plus 10,000 points for the regular season, play hard."
"Holy." Dongfang Yu is a little unsettled in his heart, his monthly salary is only 30,000 yuan a month, this money may be good for BDD, Sungod, Iboy...... It's nothing.
But for him, Dongfang Yu is definitely a lot of money, because even Morgo's salary is much higher than him.
"If you can win now, try to get C, no wonder it is now the working mode of basic salary + performance + bonus + option + original shares.
It's like a fresh and fat white radish hanging in front of a mule, although shameless, but effective. β
Poor Dongfang Yu admits that he - "my heart is moved." β
Don't mention anything that the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bowed.
What to see money as dung.
Or peace and love, the truth, goodness and beauty of the world.
Dongfang Yu not only vomited these bullshit soul chicken soup a long time ago, but also memorized it backwards.
I'm sorry β I don't want to hear any bullshit love stories right now, I just want to make money.
Not only to get bonuses, but also to get big contracts.
From this moment on, Dongfang Yu really wanted to winβhe liked the feeling of stuffing his pockets with stacks of hundred-dollar bills.
"The BO3 tiebreaker begins, and the BP starts to see who will win the game!"
Dongfang Yu put on his headphones, his eyes full of desire to win the game.