This old boy really has a sedan chair, and it is a warm sedan chair carried by four people, Xiao Chen doesn't have it, so he can only ride a horse and follow behind his sedan chair to drink the wind.

The weather at the beginning of February is cold in spring, and it is not cool to pour a special little wind into the neck.

The main thing is to see Gong Shouli, a bastard, sitting in a sedan chair, Xiao Chen is very unhappy.

If it weren't for the fact that everyone was watching in broad daylight, he would want to carry the flame palm to burn him to ashes and even the sedan chair with him, and save money for a coffin.

The sedan chair was carried by four strong little eunuchs, and the sedan chair was really carried smoothly, and the small steps were really neat.

"You guys have had a great time." Xiao Chen chatted with them.

The four of them are all celebrants, and they can be regarded as Xiao Chen's subordinates, and when they heard this, they hurriedly replied to Lord Xiao and served Gonggong Gong, which was a small honor for us, but it was not hard.

"Well, I think it's quite hard, Gonggong and his boss can see fat now, like a big fat pig." Xiao Chen deliberately amplified his voice, just to let Gong Shouli hear it.

"Pigs can also sit in sedan chairs, but monkeys can only ride horses behind people and drink the wind." Gong Shouli's laughter came from the sedan chair.

Damn!

You're the monkey, your whole family is a monkey!

"Brothers, do you also have a title for carrying a sedan chair?" Xiao Chen sulked for a while and said again.

A few people replied that we are the sedan chair driver, how can we have any job title?

"It's impossible not to, I heard Lord Wang Anbang say it before." Xiao Chen said, "The brother you walked in front of is called raising your eyebrows!" Why? Because you are the one who leads the way, you must look up. ”

A few little eunuchs were very funny when they heard it, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they could only listen to it.

"What about this second one, don't dare to fart!" Xiao Chen continued, "Why don't you dare to fart? Because if you let out a fart, it happens to be sent to the mouth of the person in the sedan chair, and our father-in-law Gong, who is not a picky eater, will eat all the birds. ”

Shocked by this, the four little eunuchs couldn't laugh anymore, and they didn't dare to laugh out loud, but they were trembling, so the sedan chair also trembled.

"The third one is called tripping over the heel and stumbling, because he can't see anything, he can only follow, the last brother you have no idea at all, you have to walk two miles......" Xiao Chen didn't laugh, and said something serious.

also poked the laughter of the four little eunuchs alive, the more they pondered, the funnier they became, but the more they wanted to laugh, the more they didn't dare to laugh, one by one, their faces were flushed, and the tiger's body shook violently, and Gong Shouli in the sedan chair leaned forward and backward, fidgeting.

"What the hell did you boys do?" I couldn't help but scold.

"Oops, not good!" Xiao Chen suddenly shouted, "Stop quickly!" ”

The one who walked in front was startled, and hurriedly clubbed the ground with both feet, and came to an emergency brake!

The one behind didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly followed.

The two of them stood still, but the third one couldn't see anything in the dark, and he didn't hear Xiao Chen shouting even when he smiled, and rushed forward one by one.

Although the last one heard Xiao Chen's shout clearly, he couldn't stop without stopping in front, okay, follow you!

I only heard a muffled sound of sighing, but it was the sedan chair that was directly pestled on the ground.

I heard a scream again, but Gong Shouli inside was caught off guard, and rolled out directly like a ball of meat under the action of inertia.

It rolled on the snow and rolled for a long distance until it bumped into a fat woman who was shopping for groceries on the side of the road...... It stopped.

Gong Shouli should also be unlucky, but this fat woman is a grumpy dominatrix, and after being knocked down, she suddenly looks back, but sees a person on the ground grinning at her, and she is furious.

In broad daylight, you ugly bastard dare to openly tease my good woman?

You can tease someone else, just your mother's neighborhood, ask around and ask your mother who I am?

Kill you turtle grandson!

Without saying a word, he roared, raised a big slap like a fan, looked at Gong Shouli's ugly face with kindness, and used all the strength of his life, carrying the sound of whirring wind, with a loud bang, directly fanned Gong Shouli out a few meters away!

The pedestrians on the street looked up at the sky for unknown reasons, thinking that they had hit a thunderbolt out of thin air.

The fat woman still refused to give up, roared and rushed over to ride directly on Gong Shouli's body, picked up her big fist and hit it directly!

Gong Shouli has bad legs and feet, but he is not a person who has no power to restrain the chicken, but he was pressed by the huge body of this fat woman, and he couldn't move, just shouted at someone!

The people came, and the four little eunuchs threw down the sedan chair and rushed over together to pull the fat woman away, but they couldn't pull it away!

The four of them are strong young people, but the four of them are pulling together, and they can't shake the fat woman, but they have been punched by her several times!

"Stop, this is our Gong Shouli Gong Gong!" Seeing that it was not a problem, the four eunuchs hurriedly reported Gong Shouli's name loudly.

"Fuck you! What a male and female, the old lady is a fight! "The fat woman didn't hear it clearly at all, how could she know Gong Shouli's name?

Why didn't Xiao Chen hurry over to rescue Gong Shouli? It's really not like I didn't mean to watch the excitement and didn't help, but I really couldn't laugh, and when I got off the horse, I covered my stomach and laughed wildly, and I couldn't walk anything.

Should I say it or not, this scene is really funny, and it directly hit Xiao Chen's laughter.

I can't stop it.

In the end, it was the patrol soldiers of the Terracotta Division who passed by, saw someone fighting, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, and it was several soldiers who could pull the fat woman away.

Looking at the beaten person on the ground again, they were all startled, isn't this our Gong Shouli Gong Gong?

I rely on you, this fat girl, is going crazy for you, you dare to beat him and don't want to live anymore!

Only then did the fat woman know that she was beating the first celebrity in front of the Emperor of the Great Zhou, the chief eunuch Gong Shouli Gonggong.

You must have thought she was going to be scareless, right?

Not really!

"What's wrong with Gong Shouli? What about the celebrant priest? The celebrant and the eunuch can molest a woman from a good family on the street? The neighbors have seen Ang! It was he who shamelessly touched my ass, and I beat him! The fat woman raised her eyebrows, crossed her hands on her waist, and shouted with the officers of the Terracotta Division.

The tiger's ass can't be touched, can my ass be touched, old lady?

Even if this lawsuit is fought in front of the emperor Lao'er, we will take advantage of it!

The brothers of the Terracotta Division also expressed their embarrassment, this sturdy sister-in-law is a shrew at first glance, and she is so eloquent, it seems that there is a reason for it.

If it was really as she said, Gonggong touched her ass first in front of everyone, this matter would not be easy to do.

Beating Gong's father-in-law is certainly a heavy punishment, but the crime of molesting women on the street is not light.

Otherwise, let's just send this old lady directly to Fengyang Mansion first, and let them Fengyang Mansion solve this tricky case......