Chapter 11 Punchline, looking for abuse, right?

It was already six o'clock in the afternoon, the school was out, and it was almost dark.

"Hey, this classmate, you want to go out?" Xiao Miaoxiao stopped her as soon as she walked to the school gate, and said.

Xiao Miao smiled and glanced at the doorman, unsure of why "I want to go home?"

The doorman was stunned and touched the back of his head, this kind of thing...... It's really a rare encounter in a century, could it be a transfer student who just came? His shoulders collapsed, if it weren't for your good looks, he would have scolded you back! But, beauty...... Hehe, he smiled extremely obscenely, and said, "This school is a full boarding system, you can't go in and out casually, sister, go back quickly." ”

"Oh" Xiao Miaoxiao reacted at this time, and took out a golden card from her bag, still innocent, "It's okay now, right?"

The doorman suspiciously closed the card, his eyes widened wider and wider, his legs unconsciously played the pipa, swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and immediately turned into a stutter, "He~ grandma drips...... Yikes!"

It turns out that the card is "said to be hidden in Nanshan, the wind and clouds are from!" eight big characters, the whole card is made of pure gold, there is a complex flower case on it, and there is a portrait of Xiao Nantian on the back. There are no more than ten of these cards in Shanzhou City, and they have to give face to black and white, and no one dares to imitate them!

It is said that there was once a new gangster who offended the owner of the card, and the next day he did not survive, his eyes were gouged out, and his tongue was stabbed hundreds of times, and when it was pulled out of his mouth, it should have been turned into a meat net, but his tongue remained intact...... Moreover, what was found was only a human head, and the other parts seemed to have evaporated from the world.

Five years ago, this event was a sensation, and many people wanted to see this card, so that they could look at it for a long time. However, the people who were rumored to have seen it died. Only the above "said hidden South Mountain, wind and clouds are from" eight characters came out. Therefore, anyone who is stained with 'black' is extremely afraid of these eight words.

Today, as a little doorman, he saw it, how can he not be afraid! Is it difficult to die today because of his conscientious duties? It turns out that Baidao is even more difficult to mix! I want to cry without tears......

Xiao Miao smiled at him for a while like a sheep convulsions, and for a while he was in a daze like a fool, his face changed sharply, he blinked innocently, took out another bronzing card from his bag, and opened his mouth into an O shape, "I'm sorry, I took it wrong, this one is." ”

The doorman took it tremblingly, like five thunderbolts, about to explode his lungs, but he didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere, his big eyes, which were already very round, broke through the limit, and his eyes arched forward by one centimeter, "Special Pass for Shanzhou Sixteenth Middle School?!"

He sat on the ground, sister, why did you come out and be scared, if it weren't for my strong heart, wouldn't I just go to the west of the crane? Lao Tzu still thought about it for a while and ran away...... Woo...... He felt like he had been reborn in Nirvana......

He is no stranger to this pass, but all children who have some power and money in the family have ...... He has already kept these privileged children in mind, but this baby has just arrived, otherwise it will definitely not be stopped.

He hurriedly stuffed the card into Xiao Miaoxiao's hand, nodded his head, "Miss, go slowly." ”......

"Quan, why did you let her out, this baby is born?"

"Brother Zhang, don't mention it, this person can't be provoked. The deflated doorman suddenly became hideous, "Fuck the grass, the grandchildren don't remind them when they take over, they say that they are eight generations of ancestors, so that their children and grandchildren, the male is not **, the male is not **, the female is not breasted, and the world is a chicken! Eczema, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS are not left behind...... His grandmother drips ......"

Damn, ruthless! Brother Zhang suddenly felt that his mouth was full of saliva......

Next to the bright red BMW, a young girl stood against the door, one meter seven tall, high school, first grade, 17 years old, student clothes.

She is also quite sweet in appearance, but it is not as good as Xiao Miaoxiao, especially those eyes, flickering and flickering, more like an old fritter who has been competing for favor for many years, this is Xiao Miaoxiao's sister, Xiao Nantian's seventh sister Xiao Miaoyu.

Xiao Miaoxiao is only about 1.6 meters, which is much thinner than Xiao Miaoyu's plumpness. She stood about five meters away from Xiao Miaoyu and stopped...... She didn't like the feeling of looking up.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Miaoxiao asked coldly.

Xiao Miaoyu crossed her hands and hugged her chest, and raised her eyebrows, "My sister came to see you, and you welcomed it with this attitude?"

"My seventh sister, I haven't made a fool of myself now, it's not the right time for you to come now. ”

"Sister, what are you talking about? When you were beaten, I pleaded with you again! At that time, tsk, who was lying in my arms like a little cat and refused to leave?"

"Hmph! You also said that it was at the beginning, it was once! Now it's just the two of us here, do you still need to wear a mask and say these hypocritical things? No matter what the reason, you see that I don't like it, and I am targeted everywhere, this is a fact. Although you do it covertly, but ...... Hehe, how can there be an impermeable fence wall! NaΓ―ve poor worm! Speaking of which, is it necessary for us to continue talking?" Xiao Miao looked at the sky with a smile, pointed her nostrils to Xiao Miaoyu, and after speaking, she turned around and left without leaving for a moment.

Obviously, I am extremely uninterested in this sister in the clear sense.

Xiao Miaoyu hated the root of his teeth, not for anything else, but for Xiao Nantian's favor. She is also Xiao Nantian's righteous daughter, a pawn used by Xiao Nantian to expand her social circle, a backhand to envelop officials, and a backhand to deal with crises, as well as a [***] array to protect her true bloodline. The fate of these righteous sons and daughters has become irreversible, and the only end of disobedience is death. However, as long as you do a good job as a spy, you can also have a good life, at least you can eat and drink without worry, and you will be glamorous. However, Xiao Miaoxiao's appearance out of thin air gave herself a lot of pressure, and she felt that she was becoming more and more unvalued.

"You're so afraid of me?" Xiao Miaoyu's mouth raised slightly, and she successfully left this thorn in her eye. However, the next moment, she had the urge to drive on the spot and kill the person in front of her who had made her pity. In fact, how could she not be pitiful herself? However, the same fate did not allow them to help each other, but rather to live and die.

"You don't have that yet!"

"I just want to give you a ride, after all, you don't have a car yet, do you want the dignified eighth lady of the Xiao family to take a bus back? You don't want to embarrass the Xiao family! However, since you are so ignorant of good people's hearts...... I'll go first. ”

After speaking, Shi Shiran got into the car and disappeared into the street with the roar of the engine.

Hearing the roar of the fierce engine, Xiao Miaoxiao felt funny, "This girl is going crazy!"

In fact, Xiao Miaoyu is indeed on the verge of breaking out. She was ordered by her father-in-law to take Xiao Miaoxiao home, and since the latter didn't appreciate it, she just gave an excuse. However, the feeling of being seen through the mind is really uncomfortable. Moreover, the purpose of the demonstration and humiliation was not achieved, but was generalized, who can stand it!

"The first head-to-head confrontation was defeated!" Xiao Miaoyu slapped the steering wheel fiercely, as if the physical pain could make her feel better. After a while, she took out her mobile phone and made a call that she was very reluctant to pay attention to.

"Hey, Hong Shaofeng?"

"Punchline, is that you? I'm not dreaming?...... Ahh

Xiao Miaoyu frowned, "What's wrong with you?"

"Punchline, are you concerned about me? I can't be dreaming?...... Whew!~" There was another strange scream of excitement on the other end of the phone.

Xiao Miaoyu was crazy, put her mouth tightly to her mobile phone and yelled, "What's wrong with Nima, you're not dead, what's the strange name!"

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead, I'm not dreaming, I pinched my thigh just now, it hurts, hehe, thank you for calling me so late, yes!

After listening to Xiao Miaoyu, he almost rolled his eyes, quickly parked the car on the side of the road, and listened to it again, he would definitely have an accident. What time is it, is it still too late? "Nima's, remember for me, my name is Xiao Miaoyu, and then ask Lao Niang Temple to believe it or not, Lao Niang will level your grave!"

"Mother!~Smack!I'm sorry, I just slapped myself for you. I'm sorry, I'm so excited, I said the wrong thing again, and slapped myself again, punishing myself for you, you, you~ heard it, right?"

Xiao Miaoyu listened to the hunger and eagerness on the other end of the phone, imagining the 2b action of opening the bow left and right to punish himself, he couldn't help but roll up his sleeves, and looked down, okay, goosebumps have been camping for three hundred miles, one by one, one by one, one by one, one pressing against another, numb to the bones, and the black line on the forehead is getting longer and longer.

"There's something I want you to do me a favor. Xiao Miaoyu said straight to the point.

"Something, I agreed. If you like penguins in Antarctica, polar bears in the Arctic, a three-meter-long piranha in the Amazon and a giant python that is more than ten meters long, or a great white shark of no less than ten tons in the ocean, I can't do anything about it right now. However, if you let me go to the knife mountain, I will never go into the oil pot, if you ask me to dig out my lungs, I will never dig out my heart, and if you let me die in the third watch, I will never die in the fifth watch! You say, how do you want me to die?"

"Okay, you, but, to, go, die~! Find a pit and bury yourself alive!"

After a while, the phone rang, and Hong Shaofeng's aggrieved voice came from the other end of the phone, "Punchy words~Bang!I, my house is a toilet, there is no pit~"

"That's not simple, find a bucket, the whole family is united, so many people, one time is enough, and it's warm, as long as you can put your head in it." If you are too troublesome, go to the suburbs, which are spacious, and it will not be a grievance against you!

"Yes, can you change the way you die...... Anyway, I'm also the son of a big business" Hong Shaofeng was aggrieved like a girl who had just been raped, and before he could recover from the fright, he bumped into a group of superb old men who had not touched a woman for decades and had overdosed on aphrodisiacs by mistake.

"Forget it, how did you think of calling you such a wreck, count me blind, you can die as much as you like, as long as you don't die in front of me, disgusting!"

"How can you be so uncaring for yourself, no matter how angry you are, you can't curse yourself. Don't worry, in order not to disgust you, in order to prove that you are not blind, I, I will definitely stand in front of you and make you happy. ”

Xiao Miaoyu collapsed, I really don't know if this guy is really stupid or deliberately angry with himself ......;