Chapter 517: Talking Parrot
"Chickens, chickens that roast chickens, chickens that kill chickens to get eggs, chickens that kill chickens to show monkeys!" Shangguan Qiji said loudly, "At a young age, why are your ears not good?" ”
"I know it's chickens!" Ling'er is louder than him.
"I know you're still asking?" Shangguan abandoned the qi road.
"I'm asking you what the chicken does?" Ling'er was also angry.
"Don't leak the chicken, you just have to do what you are told, remember, you have to live high." Shangguan abandoned the disease and waved his hand, lazily explaining to her, can you understand the explanation?
It is said to be such a profound formation.
"Xiao Ye, you go around the mountains and catch two snakes, whether it's a poisonous snake or a python, the bigger the better......" Shangguan Qiji's second order was also quite inexplicable.
But Xiao Ye didn't have as many problems as Ling'er, so he promised to turn around and leave.
"Come back! Why are you in a hurry before I finish my sentence? Shangguan Qiji groped in his arms, found a dry grass and handed it to Xiao Ye, "Take this, this is called Dragon Fairy Grass, the snake likes its taste the most, and it will come over when you smell it from afar, otherwise you don't know when you catch it?" ”
Xiao Ye took the order and left.
"Where is Brother Wanchun?" Shangguan Qiji said loudly.
Fu Yanqi's nose is crooked, are you blind about the dead fat man? I'm standing right in front of you, you don't see you!
You said your eyes were rolling into the sky, what are you? Why can't you fit on this ground?
"The last general!" He should be able to hear the sarcastic tone.
"Well, what are you, go to the dock and catch me a few big kings, that is, turtles." Shangguan abandoned the disease.
"Okay!" Fu Yan happily promised, "How old do you want to be?" Is it okay to be as big as you? ”
"Hugh is going to talk nonsense!" Shangguan Qi said, "In this small shallow sea, there can't be a sea turtle as majestic as me!" Just find a few of them like you, and go for it. ”
Fu Yan left angrily.
"Wilson, you go out with Mr. Jack to find a cat." Shangguan Qi said, "Any Persian cat, Siamese cat, or civet cat is fine, but it is best to be white-haired, go ahead." ”
Wilson and Jack looked at each other and said to themselves, what are you going to do?
Isn't it going to be a formation? What are you looking for such an animal?
But there is no need to ask, look at his mysterious and arrogant appearance, he will not explain if asked.
"Fatty, is this okay?" After everyone left, Xiao Chen said that he didn't have any confidence in his four-elephant array.
Why Shangguan abandoned the disease and wanted to find these four animals, Xiao Chen probably knew.
The four elephant arrays he wants to place are to correspond to the four directions.
The appearance of the Oriental Green Dragon; The Appearance of the Southern Vermilion Bird; the appearance of the white tiger in the West; The Xuanwu phase of the north.
There must be no dragon, and even if there is, I can't find it now, so Shangguan abandoned the disease and replaced it with a snake, and the snake is a small dragon.
The Vermilion Bird was a firebird, and certainly did not, so he replaced it with a chicken; There are definitely no tigers on this island, let alone white tigers, so I use white cats to make up for it; Xuanwu is a turtle and snake elephant, so he uses turtles to deal with it.
It's too rash, right?
"This is the only expedient measure." Shangguan Qi said, "Wait for me to repair the formation." ”
The formation was placed in the courtyard, and Shangguan Qiji found some firewood, burned it into coals, and piled it on the south side of the small building, because the south belonged to fire, and the fire turned into flames.
Remove a few railings in the yard and plant them on the east side of the small building.
A pit was dug outside the courtyard gate on the north side, and water was poured into it.
A small gold brick was placed on the west side of the courtyard, and a small mountain of earth was piled up on top of the earth, because the west belongs to gold, and gold and soil form a mountain.
It looks like it's pretty child's play.
After a while, all the big guys returned, Ling'er carried two big roosters in her left hand, but she carried a bird cage in her right hand, and an emerald parrot inside......
"Listen to me, this parrot can really talk! I don't believe you! Ling'er said as she picked up a straw stick and stabbed the little parrot.
"Fack!" The little parrot screamed.
"Quack!" Ling'er laughed happily, "Isn't it fun?" ”
"It's fun, it's all dirty." Shangguan gave up three black lines on his forehead.
"Dead fat!" The little parrot tilted its head and looked sideways at Shangguan Qiji, but what he said was in Huaxia!
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then burst into laughter.
"What the hell are you flat-haired brutes trying to become sperm?" Shangguan Qi laughed and said, "Believe it or not, I'm going to pluck your hair and roast you?" ”
"Jamai Dish!" The little parrot begged for mercy loudly, this time in Dongying dialect......
"Damn, this guy is really good!" Shangguan Qi shouted.
The big guys are also curious, it is not unusual for a parrot to speak, and it is not strange that it can speak several languages, but it seems to be able to understand people's speech, which is amazing.
No wonder Ling'er likes it so much.
So the question is, how much did you spend on such an amazing parrot?
The thing is sauce purple......
But Ling'er went out to buy chickens and came back, and was stopped by a strangely dressed woman on the street, who insisted on selling the parrot to her, and the selling price was not high, only a silver coin.
Ling'er refused at first, but she didn't expect this parrot to really speak, and she shouted at her and called Biu Special Buddha, Bent Buddha!
She was attracted to her.
After chatting for a few words, I found that this bird can not only speak, but also speak many languages, and they all have questions and answers!
I'm going to have a silver coin!
Unexpectedly, when he was about to be orthogonal, several people suddenly surrounded him, all clamoring for it, and they were all willing to give a higher price...... As a result, a good deal turned into an auction.
Ling'er has always been bound to get what she likes, and finally gave a sky-high price of twenty gold coins to finally buy it.
She doesn't think it's expensive.
"Twenty gold coins?" Wilson was amused, "Honey, you may have been deceived." ”
"No, didn't you hear it speak?" Ling'er said.
"The woman who sold you this parrot must be a gypsy, they are all a bunch of liars, and the people who bid with you are her accomplices without asking, and they have a lot of strange skills, including animal taming and bird taming, this parrot can talk, but I think it's just that." Captain Jack said.
"The conversation it had with you was taught to it by the birdseller with lip language or something, do you think it said these words when you bought it?" Wilson Road.
"Oh, it's true!" Ling'er remembers me, don't you rely on me? Hurriedly asked the little parrot, "Hey, can you really understand me?" ”
"Dead fat!" The little parrot cried.
"Dare to lie to me!" Ling'er was furious, "I'll look for her!" ”
"Jamai Dish!" The little parrot said.
"Forget it, where can people be as stupid as you and wait for you to go back and find it? Just wait for the money to buy a lesson, and don't be deceived next time. Xiao Chen called out to her.
"Fack!" The little parrot said Ling'er's heart at this moment.