Chapter 536: Ivory grows out of the dog's mouth
"Fat brother, you see that he can't even eat meat, it's pitiful, you can help him think of a way." Ling'er looked at Hengdu Saburo's pitiful appearance and was a little unbearable.
"There is a way." Shangguan Qi said, "It's just a little troublesome, I'm too lazy to get it." ”
"Fatty, if you have any good way, it's okay to stay on the boat anyway, just kill time." Xiao Chen was quite curious.
It's not just curiosity, either.
Because the brothers under his command were injured in the previous battle, and some of them were smashed with hammers because of their teeth.
This kind of injury can only be regarded as a minor injury, but the injured brother is really guilty, because the current dental technology is quite backward, and there are no dentures at all.
There is only one thing called a 'bridge', but this bridge is mainly decorative, like a fake eyeball, purely for aesthetic purposes, and cannot be used to chew food at all.
And there are many materials for this kind of bridge, such as gold and silver, which are more malleable...... There is also a terrifying one, which is the use of dead people's teeth!
In the past, many tomb robbers would not only steal the burial goods in the tomb, but also dig out the teeth of the deceased, and sell them for a good price......
"If you give me another hundred taels of silver, I'll get it." Shangguan gave up his illness and did not recognize friendship, only money.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Xiao Chen happily agreed.
Shangguan gave up his illness and also played it off.
Is it a skill to say that you use gold and silver teeth? I'm going to open your eyes, buddy!
What are you going to use instead of gold or silver? Ceramic? You can't seem to burn this right now.
Shangguan used ivory to abandon the disease.
Don't forget that there are elephants in the warships of Burma, and a random sawn piece is enough.
Then he made a tooth mold with flour mixed with some sea mud, let Yokosaburo bite out the appropriate tooth shape, and then poured it into a thin mud with ground shell powder, and when it dried, it was a tooth model.
This is only the first step, the next step is to see the work, Shangguan Qiji cut the two pieces of ivory into a meniscus shape, and then used a carving knife to carve out the shape of the teeth according to the model, and even the grooves of the tooth socket were carved, so that they could bite well.
Don't look at his fingers as thick as carrots, but they're also incredibly dexterous!
The last step is the most important is to put the two teeth into the gums of Heng Saburo, which must be very strong, because whether you are talking or eating, the teeth are moving, if you don't fit strong, you are afraid that it will be loose in ten days and half a month.
Shangguan Qiji mixed turtle shells, fish gelatin, seaweed, fishing net lines, broken gold powder, and some powder that he didn't know what it was.
Cut off a small piece of his gum and smashed it, and finally slit his wrist and put some blood to mix all the messy materials together, making a glue that he said could glue everything, even flesh and blood.
Removing Yokosaburo's jaw and cutting the corners of his mouth more than an inch long on both sides of his mouth so that he could work in Yokosaburo's mouth.
It took a whole hour to glue all the two dentures together, but it still took a little time for the glue to fuse with the flesh and blood of the gums, at least three days, and preferably seven days if you were sure of it.
During this period, Yokoto Saburo couldn't eat or drink, and his mouth had to be opened and couldn't be closed all the time, but for the sake of happiness in the future, Yokoto Saburo said that he couldn't say seven days, even if it was seventy days, he could endure it!
As long as the teeth are good.
I didn't eat or drink for seven days, and I was afraid that I would starve to death, and if I didn't die of hunger, I would die of thirst, saying that the weather was so hot......
Shangguan abandoned the disease and said that you people are all lacking in hearts, he can't eat and drink with his mouth, doesn't he have a nose?
Get a tube and pour rice porridge directly into his nose!
The big guys all expressed great admiration when they heard it, which is called professionalism.
Shangguan Qiji said that this is a fart, he can eat through his nose now, if his nose is not good, he can cut a hole in his throat, and put it into a tube to feed it, if his throat is not good, he can also put a tube into them from his anus to inject food into it, as long as the pressure is strong enough, it can be directly pushed into the stomach!
Damn! The big guy was listening very seriously, but when he heard it, he all grinned and couldn't bear to hear it.
The anus is used for excretion, and you even use it for eating......
Therefore, you are not very human to be doctors, the cruelty of the means, the weirdness of the behavior, it is simply unbelievable and creepy!
Shangguan Qiji said that this is a necessary quality of a doctor, and the means, methods and processes are not important, the important thing is the result.
As long as we can save people, we will do whatever it takes, and if necessary, we can even kill people...... Kill and revive.
I have a specialization in the art industry, and I don't understand it to you.
So how long do you get these dentures like a fat man?
The fat man's answer is quite awesome, it depends on how long he can live!
Seven days later, Shangguan abandoned the disease and reset the chin of Hengdu Saburo, and checked that the situation was very good, Hengdu-kun, your physical fitness is really good, and your vitality is also very tenacious, and you have completely grown, congratulations to you.
Now you can eat, you can eat anything without a problem...... Only geoduck can't be eaten, because you have ivory now, and eating geoduck is tantamount to cannibalism, which is unethical.
That's a joke.
The first thing Hengdu Saburo did after eating and drinking was to kneel for Shangguan to abandon his illness, and he couldn't kneel for a long time, and he burst into tears.
Swear to the sky that I will be loyal to you after crossing Saburo, sir, if you violate this oath, the sky will thunder!
Isn't that right, haven't you already sworn allegiance to Xiao Chen?
I relied on you to look quite honest, but you are so fake.
Yokosaburo said that the oath was actually fake...... No, no, it's true...... But this time it's more real!
Yokoto Saburo's dog has ivory in his mouth, so he makes sense no matter what he says, and everyone doesn't care about him, but he sways back and forth on the deck every day, and the fact that he bars his teeth when he sees people has offended many people, especially showing that your teeth are white!
It was really white, shining in the sun, and according to the brothers on the battleship next to him, three miles away, you could see the ivory of the crossing king shining!
There are many people who envy Hengdujun, including Fu Yan.
His teeth are very bad, I can't say that they are messy, they are also uneven.
And he is still a person who pays a lot of attention to appearance, and he has always deeply regretted this.
If I can't do it, I'll knock out all the tusks and let the fat man help me get a new pair of tusks.
made up his mind to go to Shangguan to discuss, but unexpectedly, this dead fat man refused to help!
"Don't you always say that I value sex and ignore friends?" Shangguan gave up his illness and refused, "What's wrong with me being lighter?" I helped Yokoto Saburo do his teeth, it was all for the sake of Chiba's face, which is what you said about heavy color, and I will be heavy, what can you do? ”
Didn't you listen to what he said, this is human talk?