"What are you staring at me for? Be careful to gouge out your eyeballs! Liu Ruyun waved his fist at him, "Okay, don't be depressed, don't you have a shipyard in Yanyun County?" Just go back and make it yourself. ”

"How do you know everything?" Xiao Chen was really depressed this time.

"The whole Fengyang City knows about this, you can really get scared, Yanyun County can't tolerate you, you still want to go to the sea to toss, I advise you to be more careful, the sea is stormy, don't shoot you to death!" Liu Ruyun's words were not good, but his eyes were full of concern.

Xiao Chen was moved.

To tell the truth, he still likes Liu Ruyun's unruly and ruthless appearance at the beginning.

said goodbye to Liu Ruyun, went to Zhang Jue'er and Yang Feng'er for a turn, and then went straight to the celebrant to find Gong Shouli.

Gong Shouli thinks about him when he doesn't see him, hates him when he thinks about it, comes when he hates him, and annoys him when he sees him!

"What are you doing again?" Of course, it doesn't have a good face.

"Come and see you." Xiao Chen didn't need him to let him at all, he sat next to him with his ass, and moved his hands and feet, "Old Gong, your leg has hurt a lot lately?" ”

"Cat crying mouse, I need you to fake mercy with me!" Gong Shouli opened his claws.

"It's small, Gonggong." Xiao Chen shook his head again and again, "The pattern is small!" People don't forget to take the time to come to see you in their busy schedules, do you think you have this attitude? poured this piece of people's fiery hearts into ice water, wow cool wow cool landing! ”

"How far are you going to get me!" Can Gong Shouli eat him?

"Face!" Xiao Chen was happy again, took out a cloth bag from his arms and threw it on the table.

"What is this?" Gong Shouli shrank back in fright, and almost fell to the ground, suspecting that this might be some kind of dangerous goods such as fried eggs......

What the hell have you raided my house, and you're going to bombard my celebrant yet?

"Give you this dog ......," Xiao Chen said.

"Why are you swearing!" Gong Shou stood up angrily and turned his head to look for crutches, you kid is too deceitful, I have to slap you today!

"Give you this dog skin plaster!" Xiao Chen hurriedly opened the cloth bag, and it was really two sticks of dog skin plaster.

"What is this?" Gong Shouli was surprised.

"Dog skin plaster." Xiao Chen said.

"I know!" Gong Shouli said loudly.

"I know you're still asking?" Xiao Chen's voice also became louder.

"I ...... I'm asking you what that means! Gong Shouli said.

"It's my heart for Lao Gong, what else can you mean? I heard them say you're a legged man...... The home is different, it doesn't hurt in winter but it hurts in summer, isn't it sauce purple? You see how much I care about you, you've never cared so much about people. Xiao Chen said resentfully.

Gong Shouli couldn't help but hit a spirit, and the goosebumps I relied on fell to the ground!

"So I told Shangguan about it, and he also said that it was very difficult, because your leg can't be cured, and you can only use plasters to relieve the pain, but you are not cold legs, but caused by fever, and this plaster is not easy to match, and all kinds of precious medicinal materials you need are really difficult to ......."

But!

Brother, I'm stunned to help you get it all.

As for how much effort and how much gold I spent on this, brother, let's not talk about it, in short, these two dog skin plasters look very ordinary, right?

But the effect is absolutely amazing, don't believe you to stick it and try it.

"What kind of heart do you kid have?" Gong Shouli didn't believe that your kid had such a good heart!

Plaster?

I'm afraid it's a special poison!

"Old Gong, what do you say our brothers have a grudge? What's the hate? No, no, no! In the end, it's all trivial matters, and the fights are just love and kill each other......" Xiao Chen's tone suddenly became sincere, making Gong Shouli uneasy.

"You keep saying that I copied your house, did I copy it? No, no, no! Then I also took someone to the Jinyi Wei Governor's Mansion to ask for an account from Marquis Zhu, why don't you say it? But not only did I not have a grudge with Marquis Zhu, but the relationship became closer, because of what? Because Zhu Houye's energy is big enough, he is a hundred times stronger than your careful eyes! ”

"The above are all facts, you Lao Gong admit it, right? Then I'll tell you two more words that dig out my heart, I still like to fight with you, and every time I see you eat deflated, I have endless fun! Don't stare at me, dare you say you haven't had fun with me? Let's be considered to be perfect for each other and have our own pleasures, so I just said that I can't see you in Yanyun County, I really want to! ”

"Actually, you and I both know in our hearts that our brothers eat dogs, in fact, they are just entertaining the emperor and his old man...... No matter what you say, I hope that your old Gong will be healthy and live a long life, so that we can be amused for a longer time, in case you have a good kick to go, and then a special bite, maybe it is not as good as you. ”

Xiao Chen's words, don't say it, it's really heartfelt, every sentence hit Gong Shouli's careful eyes, making his liver tremble when he listened.

Isn't that what it's all about?

He wanted to trap Xiao Chen, but he couldn't hurt him, Xiao Chen didn't cheat him, but he really didn't want to trap him.

It's impossible to be friends with this kid, but you're going to say be a rival, hey! It's a good fit.

To mix around the emperor, you must not only have friends, but also enemies.

You can do without friends, but you can't live without enemies!

Xiao Chen, a thief and slave, he has hearts and eyes all over his body!

"It's useless for you to talk so much, I will never use your plaster, take it away!" Gong Shouli didn't even look at the plaster on the table.

"What the hell I've been talking about for a long time, but my feelings are in vain?" Xiao Chen took the case, "What a special dog bites Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know the hearts of good people, the lame man is smoking, he doesn't know how to talk well, the shell Lang wears the reins, pretends to be a thousand miles of horses, and the toad pulls the iron plow, what kind of is to pretend with me?" ”

"You're talented...... It's the shell lang! "When it comes to scolding the street, Gong Shouli is really not an opponent.

"Let's go, no matter how special it is, I won't come!" Xiao Chen scolded and brushed his sleeves away.

"If you dare to come again, I'll ......" Gong Shouli stammered a little as soon as he was in a hurry.

"Then I'll burn paper for you!" Xiao Chen's voice drifted away.

Oops, this thief slave is really angry!

But this plaster really smells fresh......

Xiao Chen, this kid is not a fool, he will never bring poison to give it to himself openly, so is this medicine really a little effective?

happened to be angry and his leg hurt, so he exchanged Xiao Fengzi and Xiao Lizi for two pairs of plasters, and waited for his father-in-law to put on these two plasters.

"Godfather, I can't help it!" Xiao Lizi screamed, "This must be Xiao Chen's bastard who is using it to harm you!" ”

"Yes, godfather, Xiao Chen's so much loss! How could he be so kind as to come and deliver medicine to your godfather? It must be poison! Xiao Fengzi is also loyal to advise.

"Hehe, I don't think he has the guts yet!" Gong Shouli suddenly became smart again, "Besides, your godfather and I were born and died with the emperor back then, and I was not afraid of the rain of guns and arrows, and I was afraid that he would poison Lao Tzu?" ”