Chapter 6: The Lion
Yu Huanshui's two bottles softened Lu Fumeng, and he began to count Lu Fumeng~
"Now you want to pay it back? Lu Fumeng, you are a grandson!
Think back then, when you were in school, you offended the student union in your freshman year, and people wanted to clean you up, if I hadn't pooled money for you to set up a table, your kid would still be in college?
As a result, Da Zhuang and I ate instant noodle soup and steamed buns for half a year, and you kid went out to pick up big fish and meat.
In your sophomore year, your kid stepped on several boats and was discovered by his girlfriend, and someone was looking for someone to gelding you, if I hadn't given you a message and let you escape, you would have become a eunuch a long time ago!
Junior, you failed the course, I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother to help you pass the major, and the school organized an internship, but you were tired, and Da Zhuang and I helped you carry it, right?
The two of them are doing the work of others, and you say behind your triumphant back that we are stupid, Da Zhuang wants to ask you clearly, but I pressed him down.
In your senior year, you hooked up with someone else's girlfriend, but your boyfriend came and a group of people chased you to beat you, if I hadn't delayed you and found classmates to cheer you on, you would have died young that year.
Also, how many baskets have you poked over the years? When didn't I pay for it for you?
You have more than 20 girlfriends, and I accompanied you to the hospital for more than 10 of them.
I've been scolded for you for so many years, and there are fewer black pots to carry for you?
You still mention the word brother to me? Phew! Are we brothers? I'm even more worried than your father.
In the next life, I'll just be your father, so if you don't obey, I'll open your ass!
And tell me brother, Ruffmont, you know? You've broken Daddy's heart! ”
Yu Huanshui patted Lu Fumeng's face and said.
"I paid back the money he owes you, can you stop making trouble at my house......"
Tang Yun was also shocked by Yu Huanshui.
"Hehe, I'm wondering, Lu Fumeng, your woman's popularity is really good, it's all now, and there are women who pay for you!
In fact, I have always had a question: you kid doesn't take a bath or wash your feet, the quilt is out of the pulp, and the mattress is sleeping on linoleum.
Socks can stand up when they are thrown on the ground, and their shoes are lonely......
You said you're like this, what do those girls like about you? Like you stink?
Later, when I saw flies, I realized that although the smell of meat can attract flies, so can.
Come on! It's a wash for you today! This is my bank card, you can send money. 130,000, plus 147,000 interest for five years, I don't want a fraction, a penny is missing, I'll knock you on a beer bottle! ”
Yu Huanshui threw the card in Lu Fumeng's face, and then motioned for the group of big men to go out first.
"Brothers, you guys go back first, I'll treat you in the evening! Otherwise, it's hard to say that the police will come in a while! ”
"What cop?"
"Don't you see? That has already called the police! ”
……
Sending everyone away, Tang Yun held the mop rod, Lu Fumeng held the wine bottle, and Lu Fumeng felt that he could do it again.
"Yu Huanshui, don't think I'm afraid of you! Today......
I'll call you right away! ”
What's going on? It turned out that Yu Huanshui took out two kitchen knives from his bag and put them on the table.
Yu Huanshui smiled contemptuously, looking at Lu Fumeng like this, sitting leisurely on the sofa, smoking a cigarette.
"Ding Dong."
A message was sent to Yu Huanshui's mobile phone, and Yu Huanshui smiled: "Wouldn't it be better if you did this earlier?" Hey, it's really people who don't repair and tweet!
Okay, that Tang Yun is, you ask when the police will arrive, if it doesn't take long, I'll wait for a while. ”
"No! We don't call the police. ”
"If you ask, just ask, what so much nonsense."
……
Yu Huanshui was taken away by the police "as he wished".
"He's a burglary! He's blackmailing! I'm going to sue him! I'm going to sue him ......."
"Mr. Lu, according to our understanding, the cause of this incident is because you owe Yu Huanshui 130,000 yuan and have not paid it back for five years, and you still said that you are in Africa, so you caused this incident, right?"
The policeman didn't care about him, and asked directly.
"Then he shouldn't have brought a group of people to my girlfriend's house to make trouble, I'm talking about things here, and he came in and messed up all of them......"
"Mr. Lu, we have a detailed understanding of the situation, the kitchen knife you mentioned is fake, the beer bottles have also been cleaned up, and the remaining beer bottles are all props made of sugar, and~
You also have the performance of moving your fists first, so it can only be qualitatively recognized as a mutual assault......"
……
The police here are scaring Yu Huanshui: "Do you know what kind of behavior you are doing?" If you say it sounds good, it's malicious to ask for it, but if you don't hear it, you're a burglary!
Still beating people, threatening with knives, and carrying a few dragons and phoenixes, what do you want to do? Do you know ......?"
"That knife is fake, besides, with my body and his physique, I said I hit him, do you believe it?
There is also the saying that I brought someone, who will do the evidence? The people were just a few enthusiastic people, who knew that I was going to find Lu Fumeng, but they didn't get a taxi, and gave me a ride.
Later, people sent me away, and you can prove that I was there when you went. ”
"Don't quibble, in law, whether you are holding a real knife or a fake knife, it is the same in the legal sense......"
"Can that be the same? I'm out of work and want to switch to live broadcasting, and this knife is my prop......"
Compared with others, Yu Huanshui has rich experience in dealing with the police, the police say that it is regulation, but in fact, it is a two-headed scare, more is better than less, you can reconcile, I have no bottom here, the world is peaceful.
On the one hand, they frightened this Lu Fumeng, saying that this matter was mainly him, and if it was detained, it would be detention by both sides.
Lu Fumeng naturally can't be detained, not to mention that it doesn't look good to leave the eucalyptus, besides, Tang Yun's art exhibition is still in preparation, how can he be detained?
If this is detained, how much delay will it have?
But depending on the meaning, either reconcile or detain together.
Unexpectedly, now Yu Huanshui is barefoot, and now that he is detained, Yu Huanshui has a place to eat and live.
Lu Fumeng is a little afraid of this "brother" now, and he also knows that now Yu Huanshui has lost his job, his daughter-in-law has returned to her parents' house, and she is still getting a divorce.
This is obviously a broken brick!
I fell in love with the rich woman Tang Yun, and I have a successful career, and I am about to have a happy family, and he can't afford it at all.
Helpless, Lu Fumeng could only sign the reconciliation letter: "I have figured it out, this year is who is poor and who is reasonable!"
Okay, I don't have the same knowledge as him, I'll sign! However, I can't give me any less compensation than I deserve! ”