Now, the handle of the hob meat upstairs has fallen into Yu Huanshui's hands, at least in the past fifteen years, he hasn't even dared to let go of a deflated fart.

But I guess most of the time, he should retreat! After all, no one wants to be a grandchild.

……

On the way back, Yu Huanshui broadcast live all the way, chatting with everyone, and popping up a golden sentence from time to time.

When I walked to the door of the community, I saw the woman upstairs, holding her baby "son" ~ a little teddy embarrassed by two security guards.

“…… Let me tell you, my son is very valuable, and the combined salary of the two of you is not as valuable as the dog food my son eats for a month!

If you scare my son, I'm going to have to ruin you two!" ”

"No, your dog is not on a leash, and you don't clean up when you poop on the lawn......"

"Hey~ Who do you say is on the leash? Why don't you tie a leash? This is my son, who dresses better than you, eats better than you, and says what dogs, dogs, dogs, how ugly.

Also, let me tell you, my son is very civilized and doesn't outside at all, don't just blame my son for everything because my son can't speak, okay?

Which eye do you see that my son pulled this? Maybe you pulled it, and it was forced on my son's head. ”

Isn't that unreasonable?

Fortunately, in addition to a security guard in his twenties, there is also a security guard in his sixties who looks to be in his eighties.

Well, the young have the advantage of being young, and the old has the use of being old.

Yu Huanshui pointed the camera here: "Look, this is a typical dog walking without a leash, which is equivalent to a dog walking people......"

"Hey, what's the matter with you, you're really a dog meddling with rats."

"No, don't say that, even if I'm a dog, I don't take your fat mouse, I can't eat too fat things, and I don't like to eat pig's head.

In addition, just like you, I guess the pressure cooker can't be cooked, I don't dare to take you.

If you take an egg and go back, you can scramble the tomatoes, but if you take it back, you will only waste food. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about, believe it or not, I'll let you in with a phone call......"

"Don't believe it! You hit! In addition, let me tell you, I am an anchor, and now at least millions of people are watching you, and you are not afraid of influencing the people in your family.

Now that I'm live broadcasting, do you dare to use the security guard to try it?

It's not that I said you, there is no high or low work, and the money he earns is not given by you, and the service owner is not fake, but it is not your minion either......"

"I'm not going to tell you, I'm going back to cooking! Don't let me see you next time! ”

After saying that, the dog girl stepped on her high heels and hugged the dog and left.

At this time, the two security guards and Yu Huanshui thanked each other.

"That's it! Come on! You're welcome! She lives in the same building as me, and her dog must pee on the elevator! I'm tired of her.

What about my live broadcast, I will film you in, don't mind? ”

"Don't mind! Don't mind! The two waved their hands repeatedly.

"It's okay if you don't mind, but there's one thing I don't understand, our community security guard still has your age? Visually, you're in your eighties, aren't you? ”

"No, I'm only sixty-five! Isn't it, I'm also a deterrent when I encounter such an incomprehensible owner.

They didn't dare touch me! ”

The old man spoke with one mouth, Yu Huanshui was even happier, and the old man's front tooth was left with an upper tooth.

"I say, if you catch a thief at your age, how old can you catch a thief? You catch ......"

"That's not necessarily, my master is amazing."

"This is your master? So how old are you? ”

"I'm twenty-five!"

"Okay, uncle is sixty-five as a security guard, and you are twenty-five as a security guard, so you don't have to take forty detours."

"How else can you explain that?" The young security guard was a little confused.

"Just now, you said that your master is amazing?"

"Not really! If you bite someone else, at most you will bite a tooth mark, and my master will give you an eye cut at that time!

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If you go to the morgue and take a look, the eyes on your head are all gouged out by my master.

It's just a little bad, you can't just throw the skin of the watermelon when you eat it, otherwise people will see it at a glance.

Other people's tooth impressions are not clear, and my master's melon skin is criss-crossed......"

"Stinky boy, you're just melon skin! I'll kill you first! ”

"If a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, Master, you won't be a gentleman!"

"You fart, I'm just talking!"

Yu Huanshui grabbed the old man: "Don't chase!" Stop chasing! You can't catch up, and besides, what if you bite him and stuff his teeth? ”

The old man was puzzled: "I only have one tooth, can I still plug my teeth?" ”

"Why not? He's like this, full of heart and eyes, like lotus root, if he bites down into his eyes, won't he stuff his teeth? ”

"You're not a good thing either!" After saying that, the old man left.

The young security guard said hello and left!

At this time, I was already laughing to death watching the barrage.

"God's special lotus root, I suspect that Uncle Yu is talking about this security guard Nezha."

"Where is Nezha, it's clearly eating lotus root ugly!"

"I still think it's interesting for the security guard to open his mouth to chase down the apprentice. It's a pity that I didn't see the effect. ”

"Eight out of seven weapons ~ One Tooth! Stunt ~ One tooth gouges you to death! ”

……

"That's it! Come on! Beware of nightmares at night, dreaming of the uncle's smile! A tooth of the kind. ”

Yu Huanshui stopped smiling and said a word to everyone.

How can this be stopped? Especially when I heard Yu Huanshui say this, I couldn't stop it.

A lot of hahaha, it's swiped.

"But then again, don't you think that walker is a bit excessive?

I can be sure that our entire community, as far as her family walks the dog without a leash, a few days ago she also blackmailed the owner of a big golden retriever!

The reason is that the big golden retriever scared her son.

To be honest, I'm not against raising dogs and cats, personal hobbies, but if you raise them, you have to be responsible, take care of these hairy children, otherwise someone will raise no one to educate and cause trouble to others, and the quality is really low. ”

At this time, a large group of people on the barrage began to appear to say, what has happened to be bumped into a big dog walking without a leash.

What do you say that their dogs are well-behaved, and they bite people when they turn around.

"Yes, whether it is a golden retriever or a husky, they are all docile dog breeds, although they do not bite, but they run fast and have great strength.

What should I do if I hit a child? What to do if you hit a stroller? So it's better to keep the rope on the leash, so it's your own responsibility and it's also a moral performance.

Don't say anything My dog doesn't bite people, that is not to bite you, because you are its owner, and not biting you does not mean not biting others. What's more, some people can't have contact with cats and dogs at all~

For example, filial asthma patients, that's a terrible ......"