The two security guards held up their mobile phones and saw the fat woman being bitten behind the bushes, covering their mouths and smiling.

At this time, there is a string of things on the screen! The barrage appeared.

Now it's the second act ~ Fat Woman vs. Little Teddy!

Finally, it was little Teddy who came out on top, and the fat woman crawled out crying.

The two security guards saw the fat woman coming over angrily, this is not like the way home, this is like the way to the security booth!

Oh no, this fat woman is going to sue, run!

The two of them ran back to the security booth and saw Yu Huanshui eating popsicles there with a bag on his back.

Uncle One-Tooth was also eating popsicles there, and the two were chatting about something, when Uncle One-Tooth's apprentice and the new security guard named Xiaoguang ran over.

"Master."

"Oh no!"

"Just now!"

"The vixen fell into the pit......"

"Hey, I'll fall into the pit alone, and I'll call the master bad when I come here! I thought you were going to say that the elder brother was captured by the goblins.

The popsicle I bought over there, do you want to eat it? ”

"No, Brother Yu, it's the shrew you upstairs who fell into the sewage ditch in the east of the community.

Isn't it, everyone said that there were many mosquitoes, so they didn't release the water, and it turned out to be a stinky ditch......"

"That's right! That's right! Everyone knows this, do you eat popsicles? ”

"It's not......

Finished! ”

I saw that the shrew in the distance was covered in stinky mud, and Lao Yuan began to launch a verbal attack: "Dwarf oil, you people who watch the gate, don't even catch the bad guys......"

Yu Huanshui saw this woman coming, what is this?

Groove bottom mud mask? A full-body model?

"Wakaka, is this the sixteenth chapter of Journey to the West? Hurry up and hide Master's luggage! ”

The barrage also saw the appearance of the shrew, but no one knew what Yu Huanshui said.

"The sixteenth chapter of Journey to the West? What? ”

"What did the anchor say?"

"I'll search it!"

"Let's go!"

After a while, the search was back!

And then there's a string of ellipses on the screen!

"What is the sixteenth chapter of Journey to the West?"

"The sixteenth chapter of Journey to the West ~ Guanyin Academy's monk seeks to treasure the black wind mountain monster stealing robes! The anchor says she's a black bear spirit! Cover your face and laugh and cry! ”

"It's really like a black bear!"

"One gun missing!"

……

The black bear spirit here is not allowed to let it, pointing at the nose of the security guard and starting to splash, what does not catch the bad guys, it can't protect the legitimate rights and interests of the owner, her son is still next to the stinky ditch......

A small security guard, a mouthful of guards guarding the door, and the security guard compensated her for her losses, saying that she was bitten by her own dog......

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You're the owner, I thought you were the owner, you looked at the gate one by one, and the two of them looked at the gate, right? ”

"What do you think they are?"

"Okay, even if they are watching the gate, then let me ask you, is the gate lost?" Yu Huanshui asked.

"How could the gate be lost! It's hilarious......"

"The two of them look at the gate, the gate is not lost, what does it have to do with the bad guys who can't get in?

Besides~ Black bear spirit, you still haven't gotten the rabies vaccine, what are you waiting for? Rabies is deadly, and all dogs can have rabies!

Hurry up, in case you delay, but you will die! ”

"You, you, you, you don't scare people! I, I, I'll call and ask! ”

The black bear took out his mobile phone tremblingly and dialed the phone: "Hey, girl, let me ask ......."

The phone hung up, and the mud mask at the bottom of the ditch on the face of the black bear spirit shook and fell to the ground!

"I'll settle accounts with you when I get back!"

The black bear spirit has run away!

Yu Huanshui rubbed his chin: "You say, as far as the black bear spirit is in stinky mud, is there a taxi driver who can pull her?" ”

"Definitely not!"

"Eh, but how did she get all the mud? Did God open his eyes? ”

"No, it's the Internet celebrity bear who has opened his crotch! I'll tell you, we met an Internet celebrity bear with an open crotch......"

Yu Huanshui pointed to his phone: "It's all inside?" ”

"It's all in there!"

"Then what are you talking about, just go to me and watch the replay later! Oh, by the way, her son is still in the stinking ditch, right?

Her dog is biting, so hurry up and let the dog catching team come and take her son away! lest people like her fail to learn well! ”

Yu Huanshui said.

"That's right! Right! Right! Call now! It's not good if someone bites you! ”

After a while, the dog catching team came over, and they were caught in a net and taken away.

……

Yu Huanshui was talking to the sailors: "Look, I'll just say it, people who are cheap will have a harvest, unlucky, right?"

scolded this and that every day, and went to the security booth every day to scold the security guards, and the result was the original form, right?

I don't know where that angel bear came from......"

"Isn't the god an angel bear, isn't it an open crotch bear?"

Yu Huanshui retorted: "How can it be an open crotch bear?" Isn't that an angel bear? ”

At this time, there was an open crotch bear on the barrage......

Yu Huanshui waved his hand: "Forget it, there are many of you, you have the final say!" ”

"No, didn't you notice? The bag on the bear's back just now is almost the same as the anchor's!

Moreover, the shoes seem to be a brand.

The most important thing is ~ the anchor is gone, the open crotch bear appears, the open crotch bear runs away, and the anchor comes out again!

Isn't this too much of a coincidence? Let's think about it boldly......"

"Scheming frog, keep touching your belly! The anchor is an open crotch bear! ”

"It's broken! It's broken! ”

Yu Huanshui hurriedly denied three times: "I'm not!" I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!

As I said, we are all law-abiding citizens, and at most we will leave evidence, how can we do such illegal things?

I ...... with my years of moral pledge"

At this time, the barrage began again~

"The familiar formula, law-abiding citizen Yu Huanshui, is it very similar to having a good relationship? That's right, the truth is him! ”

"Hahaha, laugh to death! It can't be refuted, it's definitely him! ”

A rocket took off: "It's you by default, but it's really angry!" A rocket representation indicates! ”

"One plane, join in the fun!"

……

For a while, the gift swiped the screen.

"Thank you all for ......"

"Poof!"

All......

Yu Huanshui......

Yu Huanshui looked at the screen, looked at the bear head on the ground, looked at the screen again, and looked at the bear head again.

】

frowned and said, "If I say that I picked up this bear head, do you believe it?" ”

"Hahahaha! Do you think we believe it or not? ”

"Chang Wei, you still say it's not you, you even have a bear head!"

"Then let's make a bold guess, Uncle Yu must still have clothes in his pocket!"

"If you are bolder, Uncle Yu's bag must be black inside! I took a look at the screenshot just now, and the bag with the open crotch bear seems to have been turned over! ”