"Huh? Uncle Yu is actually serious? It's still our West Mountain! ”

"Uncle Yu is not serious, but it's quite serious."

……

Yu Huanshui glanced at the barrage and continued: "Guan Yu, there is no need to say this, I have already said it three times just now!" ”

All......

Is this called three times?

"Xue Rengui, you know, the three arrows set the Tianshan Mountain, take off your hat and retreat from all enemies. At that time, he said that his hometown was Longmen County, Jiangzhou, which was from Hejin.

Li Cunxiao is the Li Cunxiao who is often said to be no better than Li! Who is in line with him?

Xiang Yu, who is not more than Xiang, Li Yuanba, who is not strong, will not be able to be Li Li Cunxiao, and his fist will not be able to Jinjintai!

The first two are familiar to everyone, one is Xiang Yu, and the other is Li Yuanba, a fictional character in Tang. This Li Cunxiao is as famous as them.

One more one, Yang Ye! In the play, Yang Jiye is called! Needless to say, whether it is drama or history, this is a well-known general.

Xishan is like this, Dongshan is different, Confucius's hometown, so the learning atmosphere is relatively rich, and there are more prime ministers.

These two places have a common feature ~ there are few, if not almost no emperors. Especially Dongshan, not at all.

You know why? The issue of education, the education that I have been exposed to since childhood, is loyalty to the monarch and patriotism.

Therefore, in their bones, they are protecting the family and the country, turning the tide, and supporting the building to fall.

For the situation of pulling people orphans and widows down and becoming the throne themselves, they have never been in their minds anymore!

But if you think that the literati in Confucius's hometown know that they are knowledgeable and powerless, then you are very wrong!

First of all, let's talk about Confucius's height, which is recorded in the "Historical Records": Confucius is nine feet long and six inches.

At that time, one foot was about twenty-four centimeters, how tall was Confucius? Two meters three is a little more than that, taller than a basketball star.

At such a high level, how about the speed?

It is recorded in "Huainanzi": Confucius's pass, tiptoeing and imitation.

Translates to running like a rabbit.

Agility is so powerful?

It is recorded in "Lü's Spring and Autumn Period": Confucius's strength is the gateway to the country.

What is the gate of this country, that is, the bolt of the gate? This latch is made of a whole piece of hardwood, almost more than 300 catties and less than 400 catties.

You think that's the end of it?

In "The Analects of Confucius": Zijun does not outline, and Ge does not shoot at the house.

It means that Confucius shoots arrows and does not shoot birds sleeping in the nest, which is meant to show Confucius's benevolence.

But if you think about it, if you don't shoot birds that are perched and sleeping in their nests, then you can only shoot birds that are flying around when you wake up. Move the target!

Just such a person who is more than two meters tall, can lift more than 300 catties of latches, runs like a rabbit, and can shoot birds, you say he has no power to restrain chickens?

Besides, if you think that Confucius traveled around the world, the road was not smooth, and he was the first person to travel by car.

Swam in a circle, three thousand disciples!

So, the students in Dongshan are different from the students in other places, and it is very reasonable for me to bring down a strong man with glasses. ”

All......

"Cut!"

"After talking about it for a long time, it's a regional blow, but I'm proud to be Dongshan!"

……

Yu Chen didn't finish his homework today, he went down to practice with Yu Huanshui after eating, tomorrow Saturday, of course, it is impossible to finish the homework in one day.

Yu Chen's side just won 1v4 today, and the training was naturally serious, and it didn't matter to Yu Huanshui to say, he pinched the stairs that he walked with two grip machines.

Now, taking the stairs has become the daily routine of Yu Huanshui and his wife, when they are tired, they take the elevator, which can be regarded as a kind of exercise.

When he came downstairs, Yu Huanshui took the things he exercised and asked Yu Chen to exercise, pointing out some of today's shortcomings to him and making him take warning.

I was exercising when the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Yu Chen's father, I'm Zhang Qiuyan, Zhang Ziming's mother."

"Oh oh, what's the matter?"

This big straight man, there is no one left.

"That's the case, will it be convenient for you at noon tomorrow? If it's convenient, I want to take Ziming to your house to thank you. ”

Yu Huanshui didn't think much of it: "Such a trivial matter, don't use it!" ”

"Yes, in addition, I also want Ziming to learn what kind of wrestling you are, you are right, it is better for boys to experience some wrestling."

"Well, then!"

"Then it's settled, I'll go over tomorrow."

……

The phone hung up, and the barrage went crazy!

They didn't hear what Yu Huanshui was talking about, but they couldn't stand everyone's brains, and they only saw one~ Zhang Ziming's mother, which was enough for them to play!

"Wow, wow, lonely man and widow."

"Wow wow, dry fire."

"However, Ziming's mother is still very beautiful."

"That's it, that's it, I think it's more beautiful than Uncle Yu's ex-wife.

Uncle Yu's ex-wife looked crying, and Ziming's mother smiled, and she was happy when she looked at it. ”

……

"Don't talk nonsense, the usual movement of the child's parents, let you say this, what has become of it?

Besides, I have a correct understanding of myself, and I know in my heart what I look like.

I think that my ex-wife and I lived in a house bigger than their whole family, and our monthly salary caught up with their total annual income.

She never married love, the two of us, one is interested in seeing wealth, and the other is looking at lust.

It's not a good thing, and I can get to where I am today, so I can be regarded as self-inflicted.

Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, I still have to tell Yu Chen the good news. ”

Yu Huanshui turned off the live broadcast and found Yu Chen, who was exercising: "Son, tomorrow at noon, your good friend Zhang Ziming will come to our house as a guest, and we will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables in the morning, so don't be too tired today." ”

"Really? That's great! Zhang Ziming often gives me snacks, and I haven't invited Zhang Ziming to eat yet. ”

……

The next day, Yu Chen got up early: "Dad, get up quickly!" It's too late and the supermarket won't be able to pick up the good stuff. ”

"It's only a little bit, sleep a little longer, sleep a little more!"

"Oops, Dad!"

……

Twenty-five minutes later, Yu Chen and Yu Huanshui squatted at the door of the vegetable market, looking at the vendors who were busy setting up stalls inside, and the two of them stared at each other.

"Look, it's early! You see, the food sellers in it haven't come yet! ”

"Hehehe!" Yu Chen smiled embarrassedly.

"You, some things are not better sooner rather than later, and doing the right thing at the right time is the best.

Let's go, just now I saw a few shrimp and fish sellers go in, let's go buy shrimp and fish first.

However, in order to punish you for your indiscriminate command, today's shrimp and fish want you to take it!

Go, bring an incubator in the trunk of the car. ”

"Yes, Daddy! Give me the car keys! Yu Chen stretched out his hand.

"Here you go, remember to lock the car! I'm waiting for you at the door. Yu Huanshui handed the car key to Yu Chen.

I forgot to take the incubator, no one should know, right?