Chapter 69: The Stupid Thief
Seeing that everyone was so real, Xu Erpao withdrew his sharp gaze and took out the hand in his bag.
There's a gun in there, and everyone knows that.
Only then did Heizi notice Xu Erpao's movements, and looked at Xu Erpao's hand taken out of his bag, and broke out in a cold sweat.
Xu Erpao would not have thought of the consequences of the gun, this product definitely wants to come out of it, and he treats human life like a mustard!
"Well, since you believe in the eldest brother so much, the eldest brother will leave the words here today, and when we go abroad, we will divide the money we have earned in the past few years!"
The ensuing atmosphere was a joyous one, at least on the surface.
"Crunch!"
The brakes sounded, and a Jinbei car stopped on the side of the road outside, Ershun walked in front, Xiaoyu followed behind, and Xiaoyu scolded Ershun as he walked.
“…… You say you, what you can't do, what you don't have leftovers to eat, you don't do anything that gets involved with people, and I feel like I'm scolding you every day when you talk about your rice bucket......"
At this time, a few people went out and asked Xiaoyu: "What's going on, why are you scolding again?" ”
"Big brother, I just said don't let this brain malnutrition and yellow hair thing follow me, just his hair, a head with yellow hair, looks like a malnutrition in the head.
No, I'll let him look out for the wind when I go out, and he'll get a car for himself......"
……
What's going on, this car is really brought by Ershun, saying that people have three points of temper, Ershun made Xiaoyu so disgusted all the way, and it was also a little hot.
Originally, Xiaoyu was looking for those cars on the side of the road that hadn't been touched for a long time, and the dust was relatively thick, and it was best to let off gas even on the wheels of the car.
He has an electric pump here, which will be refilled in a moment.
Even if such a car is lost for two months, no one may be looking for it, and when the owner finds that there is none, the small fish will have already run out!
Each line has a way for each line, let Ershun release the wind, you can let the wind go, he is not~
I don't know if I drank a little wine, or if I was scolded fiercely today, I had a brain fever and directly got a big gold cup.
"Let's go, get in the car!" Ershun, who blushed and had a thick neck, opened the co-pilot's door.
Xiaoyu was stunned: "You, you, where did you get it?" ”
After Xiaoyu learned the direction of the car, he almost didn't sit on the ground in fright.
You said that you, a person who stole batteries, you have to look at the wind, and you have to come to a big one.
This kid, while the courier went upstairs to install the delivery belt, the key fell on the car and was not pulled, and the goods drove away directly!
Fortunately, this product is a little careful, and left a big note on the ground~ This is not like parking, ruined!
When Xiaoyu heard this, his face turned green, even if you leave a note, people can't find it for two hours, they will definitely call the police, plus go upstairs to install electrical appliances for people, full of calculations, three hours is enough.
Just a few hours of escape time, are you here to play the big escape for me?
Fortunately, Xiaoyu's psychological quality is hard enough, and while replacing the license plate, he carefully glued two bright lines on both sides of the car, and glued some pictures on the back window.
"What are you doing stupidly? Hurry up and help! ”
Xiao Yu picked up the dust from the car next to him, shook it off where he had just glued it, and then patted it with a duster......
……
When Xu Cannon came out, what they saw was a big gold cup with a left Yunlong, a right Wukong, and Mickey Mouse blocking the wind behind.
"Pig brains! Pig brains! The pig's brain ......, "Xu Erpao went up to Ershun's head and was an output!"
Hit the second shun hugging the head of the rat.
"Alright, there's not much time, hurry up and pack your things. Xiaoyu, how long do you estimate that this car can call the police? ”
"It's two and a half hours at most, but after such a modification, as long as we don't violate the rules, we won't be able to find him for a while."
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Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said.
"Hurry up and pack your things, let's go now!"
Xu Dacang gave an order, then pointed at Ershun with his finger, turned around and went into the house to pack his things.
Fortunately, there were not many things in their group, and after a while, a few people sat in the car.
Ershun naturally became the object of everyone's dislike, and Xiaoyu was also angry at Ershun's provocation this time!
What's the matter? You dare to challenge my authority, this is no time, if I have time, I must beat your big round face to August 15......
……
Xu Erpao and Da Bang sat in the car without any worries, the two of them casually dismantled the express delivery on the car, there are infinite possibilities in the small box!
While dismantling, Xu Erpao also distributed: "Heizi, what brand of mobile phone did you buy some time ago?" There's a phone case here, do you see if you're using it?
, big stick, you've got a good thing, hurry up and put it on, I haven't seen a man wearing a hood yet.
What the hell is this? I don't know!
Oops, this is a good thing, big brother for you! ”
At this time, Xu Erpao took out a three-edged thorn and handed it to Xu Dacang, who had a black face.
Xu Cannon held the three-edged thorn, looked at Ershun, and shrank Er Shun into the chair again.
There was plenty of time, but when this kid messed up, the whole thing became a mess! I also have to re-contact, which is urgent, I don't know how much money will be wasted!
Xu Dacang looked at Ershun with his eyes: "Xu Ercang, don't be like a rice bucket, it's useless!"
Be honest with me, get me in trouble again, believe it or not, I'll give you two eyes! You shit! ”
"Big brother, I really didn't mean to, I just wanted to do my best to ......" Ershun shrank back into the chair again.
Maybe except for Xu Erpao in the car, everyone knows who Xu Cannon is scolding, Xu Erpao not only doesn't know, but is also very angry!
Xu Erpao has three troubles in his life, the first is that someone disturbs him to do something he is interested in.
The second annoyance is that someone scolds him for his rice bucket.
The third annoyance is that some people don't listen to his brother.
Fourth, it annoys others that he doesn't know how to count.
Just now, Xu Cannon touched his two taboos, Xu Cannon is his own brother, otherwise Xu Er Cannon would have been on fire a long time ago.
That's it, it's also puffing up. Pulled the second black: "Let one go, I'll go and sit in front!" ”
Xu Erpao saw from the co-pilot and sat in the co-pilot's position: Originally, I also removed a flower shirt, but I won't give it to you like this!
As soon as Xu Erpao sat down here, Xiao Yu scolded: "Groove, I met a stupid dog again, and I didn't even let me go on a bicycle!" ”
"Didi!"
Xiao Yu saw that the cyclist didn't give way, and honked the horn twice, but he didn't expect this person to stop the car and cross the middle of the road.
"This is the bike lane, what are you dripping? Are you still justified in illegal driving? How did you get the certificate? Can you drive? ”
This little fish was already on fire, and with one foot on the accelerator, he directly knocked down the bicycle in the middle of the road.