Chapter 30: The Big Pig's Trotters

Jiang Yun waved his hand, signaling Lin Fan to go boldly and confidently, and leave the rest to him. Getting Jiang Yun's signal, Lin Fan followed him to the second floor, and from time to time there were sounds of obscene men and women in various rooms in the corridor, and Lin Fan was a little red-faced, and walked to the innermost compartment on the second floor, Lan Lan motioned for Lin Fan to go in alone, Lin Fan hesitated for a moment and pushed the door in.

After entering the house, I didn't see any Oiran, only a maid was waiting for Lin Fan, Lin Fan was a little nervous, sat down in a proper manner, and asked the maid, "Say, what are the conditions for seeing your Oiran?" ”

The maid respectfully bowed to Lin Fan and asked, "I don't know if the son is good at piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and poetry?" Please pick a few of your best items and show them to my young lady, if you get the appreciation of my young lady, you will naturally come out to meet. ”

Do you sell at a false price? Lin Fan was very disdainful of this kind of hunger marketing, taking advantage of what men can't get to always be in the turmoil, and raising his own value, and said casually: "I'm a rough man with no talent, or I'll recite a poem and give it to your young lady." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the maid silently took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Lin Fan suddenly shook his head when he saw this formation, and exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, what are you doing here?" Lin Fan knows his two strokes of calligraphy too well, and it is not a shame to write it.

"Please write it down." After the maid finished studying the ink, she handed the brush to Lin Fan and said.

"I... Can't I chant it? Lin Fan said quite embarrassedly.

"Childe's poetry is not as good as stroking the qin, it is better to write it down." As he spoke, he continued to hand the pen to Lin Fan without a look.

Lin Fan took the pen hard, and said that if he died, he didn't plan to really see this oiran anyway, so after a little thought in his heart, he wrote a few sentences on the paper.

Soaring like a frightening dragon, graceful like a dragon.

Rong Yao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine.

The hair is like the moon covered by light clouds,

Fluttering like the snow of the wind.

I just wrote a few sentences, looking at the big and small, crooked font on the rice paper, I really couldn't write anymore, silently put down the pen, and asked the maid dejectedly: "Why don't I draw a picture?" ”

The maid picked up Lin Fan's poem from the table, as if she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, her little face was flushed, so she had to nod desperately, and then prepared a paper for Lin Fan to paint again.

Lin Fan threw down the brush and asked the maid, "Do you have charcoal for burning fire?" ”

"Huh?" The maid was a little puzzled, and didn't understand what Lin Fan meant by asking for charcoal, but she still nodded, let Lin Fan rest for a while, and she went to find some charcoal.

Lin Fan got up and followed, and told the maid again and again to find another dinner knife. Then he glanced at Jiang Yun in the corridor and found that he was sitting quietly downstairs, eating and drinking freely, while looking around from time to time, as if he was observing the various crowds in the Jinfeng Tower.

Reflexively walked back to the house, Lin Fan touched his stomach, feeling a little hungry, at this time he was extremely envious, the second senior brother who was feasting downstairs, sat at the table and couldn't help but pick up melons and fruits and snacks and began to satisfy his hunger. After a short time, the maid came back, opened the handkerchief on the table, took out the charcoal that was breaded in it, put the table knife on the table by the way, and said respectfully: "Please ask Tian Gongzi to paint." ”

Lin Fan nodded, asked the maid to stand aside and not move, picked up the charcoal with a knife and sharpened it a few times, and began to draw a portrait of the maid, fortunately, he had learned to sketch, although the tools were simpler, it was only the time of a stick of incense, but it also drew the maid vividly.

After finishing the painting, Lin Fan asked the maid to send it to the Oiran, and he found a basin of water and began to clean his hands, and after washing his hands, he rubbed his clothes indiscriminately and continued to eat snacks. While eating, the door of the room was suddenly opened, Lin Fan thought that the maid was back, and subconsciously turned his head to look.

I was stunned at this look, and I saw a woman wearing a light green light gauze skirt, holding a long-handled fan, and wearing a hairpin, beads, hairpin, and big red flower on her head, and walked in gracefully.

A few strands of green silk hang naturally on the side of the plump cheeks, adding a little tenderness; There are temptations and surprises in the flowing eye waves, but they are more like black holes that suck people in, and the tear mole in the corner of the eye is full of style; The red lips opened lightly, as if smiling without smiling, revealing a graceful atmosphere.

It's not that Lin Fan has never seen a beautiful woman, but this charming and vulgar beauty in ancient costume really attracted Lin Fan, and he didn't even notice that the dim sum in his hand quietly fell.

Oiran walked to Lin Fan's side, looked at the mess on the table, first covered his mouth in surprise, and then smiled and called softly: "Xiao Cui, come in." ”

The maid outside the door entered and asked, "What's wrong, Miss?" ”

"It's that I'm snubbing Tian Gongzi, Xiaocui go downstairs and order a table of banquets, you see that Gongzi is hungry." Saying that, he put down the fan, picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea, handed it to Lin Fan and said gently: "Let Tian Gongzi wait for a long time, the slave family will compensate Gongzi, and ask Gongzi for forgiveness." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." Lin Fan took the teacup in Oiran's hand in a panic, and when he touched those hands, his heart trembled unconsciously, and then he drank it all. Putting down the teacup, Lin Fan laughed at himself: "I was only shallow in my studies, and I thought I wouldn't be able to see the girl, but I don't know how he could be lucky enough to get the favor of the girl." ”

Oiran chuckled lightly and teased: "I saw Childe's painting, although it is not miraculous, but it is also quite innovative, the slave family is the first time to see this kind of painting, it is not enough to impress the slave family, but then I saw Childe's poem, this word is written..."Said this pause, seemed to not know how to describe it, after a moment of silence continued: "Although the poem is incomplete, it can be called a good sentence, but it is matched with the words of the childe, and it suddenly shows that it is not decent, I don't know that the son intends to fool the slave family, and I have some curiosity about the childe, Only then did he show up to see Childe, Childe was a talent, and he thought that he was quite dissatisfied with my troubles, and he did it on purpose. ”

Lin Fan's old face was red, and it was difficult to tell if he exposed his shortcomings, so he had to drink tea by himself in embarrassment. As he was talking, there was a knock on the door outside the house, and after receiving an answer from the Oiran, Xiao Cui walked in with a few servants, put wine and food on the table, and a few delicate side dishes, and then withdrew, and closed the door with him.

Oiran picked up the ivory chopsticks, picked up the dish and handed it to Lin Fan's mouth and said, "Childe, let's eat, I'm afraid I'm already hungry." ”

"I'll come by myself, I'll come by myself." Lin Fan hurriedly picked up the dishes and chopsticks and said repeatedly.

After using some wine and food under the service of the Oiran, Lin Fan silently put down the chopsticks, he had eaten too much melon and fruit snacks just now, but now he was not hungry when the main meal came up. Seeing this, Oiran nodded in understanding, and summoned the maid outside the door to prepare the bathing bucket and hot water in the room.

After finishing his work, he retired the maid again, and said delicately: "Since the son has eaten well, the hour is not early, I will serve the son to bathe and change clothes, let's rest early." ”

"This..."Lin Fan was a little twisted, and replied with a flushed face: "Since the girl is just curious about Zaixia, now that she has seen it, it is better to please go back." ”

Oiran was stunned when he heard this, and then said apologetically: "Childe is blaming the slave family, just now the words are inappropriate to collide with the childe, there are rules, since the slave family has appeared to see the son, it is inevitable to serve the son well, if the son is not satisfied, the slave family will serve the son well for a while, and try his best to compensate." As he spoke, he came to Lin Fan's side and stretched out his hand to help Lin Fan with his clothes.

Seeing this, Lin Fan hurriedly dodged, took a few steps back to the bedside, his heart beat violently, and then began to undress himself and prepare to bathe, Oiran saw Lin Fan dodging, thought thoughtfully for a moment, and then showed a sudden expression, and said shyly: "The slave family understands, son, you are so bad, the slave family will take it off first." ”

Saying that, the Oiran began to untie his clothes, and before Lin Fan could stop it, the Oiran was already left with only a small coat, Lin Fan hurriedly covered his eyes, but the slits between his fingers had betrayed him deeply.

Seeing the figure of Oiran Miaoman, Lin Fan instinctively had a physiological reaction, in order to cover up the ugliness Lin Fan hurriedly jumped into the barrel, and scolded in his heart, hehe, sure enough, men are big pigs' trotters, and he is also an old man.

Oiran moved to the bucket, plopped into the bucket, and helped Lin Fan scrub up, Lin Fan couldn't avoid it at this time, so he simply closed his eyes, looking submissive. Seeing this, Oiran couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, and teased: "Isn't Childe still a chick?" ”

Lin Fan pursed his lips and said nothing, thinking in his heart, he has been a single dog for twenty-one years, and today will end here. He didn't notice that the hands of the Oiran caressing his body were extremely rough, and only those who practiced martial arts would do so.

After the two of them finished grooming and drying their bodies, Lin Fan had completely lost his mind, and he was stunned, so he picked up the Oiran and rolled onto the bed together.

"Son, lie down, the slave family will serve you." Oiran whispered in Lin Fan's ear, licked Lin Fan's earlobe, turned over and pressed him under him.

Just as she was about to make the next move, someone suddenly broke through the window, and a red shadow flashed, and in an instant she came to the bedside, stunned the Oiran with one palm, dragged her off the bed, and shoved it under the bed.

"Second Senior Brother!" Lin Fan was already in a state of being ready to fly at this time, who else could break in at this time, so he subconsciously shouted.

"Heh, Second Senior Brother? It's also a big brother. The intruder sneered.

Lin Fan heard a woman's voice, and then he reacted, the intruder was not the second senior brother Jiang Yun, but a stranger, and he was suddenly frightened, and the whole person instantly sobered up, and subconsciously wanted to draw a knife, but remembered that he did not carry a blade on this trip.

Lin Fan wanted to get up, and just prepared a carp to turn over and get out of bed, but he was pressed by a sleeve sword against his throat, and a charming voice came: "Don't move, don't scream, I'll kill you if you don't obey!" ”