Chapter 782 Drinking Too Much and Throwing Up
But the person Xiao Chen was looking forward to was always delayed, and there was no news, which made him depressed.
This night, he came back full of alcohol, and when he saw Shangguan Qiqi who was shaking a fan in the courtyard to cool off, he was angry, "You kid is really not interesting, not to mention helping me to block the wine, but hiding here!" ”
"Hey, hey, I'm still using a small amount of alcohol to help you block the wine? How many more did you drink today? Shangguan Qi said with a smile.
"I'm vomiting even if I drink too much!" Xiao Chen shook his head again and again, "What the hell are those beasts!" All of them are big wine jars, drinking wine is the same as drinking water, and if you don't bring it to the toilet, do you say it's powerful? It's okay to just drink soju, but these grandsons don't know what to think, so they have to mix shochu, white wine, beer, red wine, vodka together! ”
is now the so-called cocktail, Xiao Chen's flame skill is very awesome, and it is no problem to force out pure grain and refined soju, but the messy ingredients of beer, red wine, vodka, etc. are too complicated, and no matter how superb his internal strength is, he can't force it clean.
Especially those vodka of the Rus' people, they are all blended, not only on the head, but also a special headache the next day!
"Cut, those who achieve great things don't care about gains and losses, you just accompany others to drink some wine and complain about it?" Shangguan Qiji took out two small black pills from his arms and handed them to Xiao Chen, "Don't say that brother is not interesting enough, this sobering pill is for you, swallow it and I will help you get an effect immediately!" ”
"That's pretty much it." Xiao Chen sat beside him, about to swallow the pill, but suddenly smelled a smell of sweat, and suddenly became suspicious in his heart, why is the dead fat man so kind today? And what is he doing with a sobering pill in his arms? He doesn't drink alcohol......
"Knock, it won't be uncomfortable if you knock down!" Shangguan Qiji urged him expectantly.
"Huh? Chiba Ling, why are you here? Xiao Chen suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed behind Shangguan Qiji.
"Huh?" Shangguan Qiji looked back suddenly, but there was no shadow of Qianye Ling, and when he turned around again, Xiao Chen had already stuffed a sobering pill into his mouth, Shangguan Qiji was caught off guard, and swallowed it with a grunt.
was stunned for a moment, and then a tall man jumped up, picking his throat with his fingers, retching for a while, and mixed with all kinds of swearing.
"Dead fatty, I knew you kid didn't have a good heart!" Xiao Chen laughed, "Tell me honestly, is this the mud ball you rubbed off?" ”
"It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people!" Shangguan gave up his illness and finally had to reverse his true qi, so he finally forced the 'sobering pill' out, picked up the herbal tea and rinsed his mouth for a long time, and then sat down stupidly, and still spoke with a heartbeat.
", you still dare to say that you are kind?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "People can't be shameless to this point!" ”
"You're going to be nauseous and you're going to vomit, right? Didn't you just spit out all the wine in your stomach? Wouldn't it be much more comfortable to spit it out? When people encounter this situation, sometimes they have to pour feces and urine into feces and soup! Besides, haven't you drunk my pee too...... Hey, don't be rude, the gentleman doesn't move his hands! The fat man parried Xiao Chen's attack.
"By the way, what about Chiba Ling? Isn't she supposed to give you a lesson now? Xiao Chen asked.
"I said I made an appointment with Nako Kudo's little girl to dinner." Shangguan Qi said, "I said Xiao Chen, don't patronize the rectification of the school, this atmosphere in Yanyun County should also be rectified!" Why do the two girls go out to the restaurant at night like talking? It's immoral! ”
"This shows that the security of our Yanyun County is good." Xiao Chen saw the slight knowledge, and he was strategic.
"What a fart, everyone poisoned you and you forgot about it!" Shangguan abandoned the disease.
"I don't care, as long as the people outside can live and work in peace and contentment." Once Xiao Chen's pattern was opened, he immediately threw off the fat man several streets.
"I can't talk to someone like you who likes to play tricks! I have to go back to do my homework, what Chiba left, I have to finish it today, otherwise she will curse again tomorrow...... Shayanara! ”
The fat man got up and went back to the house, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Wen Chengxu sent someone to say that the little prince of Moro is here, do you know?" ”
"Huh? I don't know, didn't I just come back! Xiao Chen also got up and was about to go back, when he heard this, he immediately rushed back with a gust of wind, "Really? You're not lying to me, are you? ”
"Jamai Saucer! Kunayi Saucer! (Don't, don't come)," said the fat man,
"What about the man?" Xiao Chen was lazy to talk nonsense with him.
"Wow Gana! (I don't know)" Shangguan abandoned his illness and applied what he had learned.
"You're about to become a three-madman!" Xiao Chen left him and turned to leave.
"Xikai can be Xicida! (Neuropathy)" the fat man yelled at his back.
Xiao Chen went out to find Xu Wenzhou and asked, sure enough, it was indeed true, Wu Luolan came quite low-key, when he passed by White Dragon City, he just saw Wen Chengxu alone, and he set off after staying overnight.
Wen Chengxu knew that the boss had been thinking about it, so he sent an eight-hundred-mile expedited horse to deliver a letter to Xiao Chen, so that the boss could be mentally prepared......
Xiao Chen pinched his fingers, if there was no accident on the road, Wu Luolan should have arrived tonight, then he had to go out of the city to greet him in person, just to sober up and eliminate food.
Xiao Ye, Ouyang Yunyi, and Ren Bijiang also came back early today, and they were 'sparring' with each other in the martial arts arena, Xiao Chen greeted him, "Little ones, go out with your brother to play tricks!" ”
"Hunting?" Ouyang Yunyi was overjoyed, "I heard that you have tigers here!" ”
"There used to be, but now there are more people, how dare the tiger come out? They've all hid in the mountains, and come with me to pick up someone. Xiao Chen said with a smile.
The three small ones, plus Li Gehua and Li Yuanqiu, followed Xiao Chen out of the city in a hurry, Ouyang Yunyi didn't forget to bring his big iron gun, it's dark this day, let's go far, what if we encounter robbers or something along the way?
Xiao Ye said that there are probably no robbers in this radius of a hundred miles, which makes Ouyang Yunyi particularly disappointed, in this case, my little hero will be useless.
"Bijiang, how about we try light skills?" Ouyang Yunyi and Ren Bijiang have tried many times, and every time he has the upper hand, but he always feels that this kid is clumsy without all his strength.
If the sword and gun are eyeless, the fists and feet are ruthless, and I am afraid that you will hurt you and hurt me, then it is no problem to compare light skills, right?
"I'm not very good at light skills, you can compare with Xiao Ye." Let the frontier be opened.
"He can't!" Ouyang Yunyi shook his head.
It has long been compared, Xiao Ye is not able to use any other martial arts techniques except for his infinite strength and invulnerability, not to mention light skills, Ouyang Yunyi can lead him ten miles in one breath, and he has to sleep and wait for him!
"I still don't want it, we might as well just talk...... "Ren Bijiang loves to be quiet and doesn't like to move, which is quite similar to Xiao Ye.
But Ouyang Yunyi has a monkey temper like Sun Wukong, and loves to move but not to be quiet.
Seeing that Ren Bijiang refused, he shouted and raised the spear horizontally and swept towards Ren Bijiang.
Ren Bijiang sighed helplessly, jumped up from his horse, and landed steadily on the tip of the gun, his clothes fluttering, like a fairy.