"Xiao Chen, do you remember last year or the year before when we enjoyed the snow and chanted poetry? It's rare to have such a good Ruixue today, so I also made a few poems to play tricks. "Old Man Chen is also in a good mood today.

"I can't compose poetry, I only drink wine and eat meat!" Tie Kunlun refused to compose poetry, so as not to be teased by the big guy again.

"Then don't make poems, let's join a sentence." Chen Jisheng said.

"Okay, then the old man, please first!" Xiao Chen loves to compose poems and couplets, his talent is here, can he not show it?

"Oh, this coupling is the most difficult to start a sentence." Chen Jisheng couldn't think of Yun for a while, so he picked up Yan'er on the side and put it on his lap, "Xiao Yan'er, will you be able to connect?" ”

"Hmm!" Yan'er swallowed her mouth full of delicious food, and nodded to indicate that she was also a person who went to elementary school, and it may not be possible to compose poems, but the couplets are still good, and the teacher has taught them!

Old man Chen implemented the education popularization system in Yanyun County, and there must be a primary school in many remote counties, and Xuanming County established a school immediately after settling down, and Yan'er was also the first batch of honorable students.

"What will you little girl do, stop talking nonsense." Chen Ping hurriedly came over and took her away, "There is food that can't stop your little mouth." ”

"I will! Grandpa asked me to connect! "Yan'er also likes to show off little girls, okay? In the struggle, he really read out a sentence, "The north wind is tight all night!" ”

When the big guys heard this, they all applauded and applauded loudly.

"Then I'll continue the little girl, open the door and the snow is still floating!" Chen Jisheng touched his beard and put it on, "Into the mud and white...... Yue'er! ”

"What are you calling me for?" Lin Yue'er said angrily, "How can I make a couplet, I don't have to make people laugh...... Then sacrifice the ugliness, cherish Qiong Yao! Intentionally glorious withered grass. ”

"Unintentionally decorated withered, Jiegao Village is ripe." Baili followed closely.

"Nian Nim Mansion Liang Rao! "Su Pujia can also compose poems, and couplets are not a problem.

"Spring Dou Dou Turn! The cold mountains are lost in greenery. "Ling'er can also write poems, the daughter of Jiangmen, the scholarly family, do you think it's a joke?

"The frozen pool does not smell the tide, but hangs sparse branches and willows." The fat man is really both civil and military, but he usually doesn't chant poetry to fight right, because no matter how good you do, it can't be better than Xiao Chen, so it's better to hide it, be happy today, and just make up a couple of sentences.

"It's hard to pile up broken leaf bananas! Fragrant coal melts copper tripod. After the fat man finished groaning, Chiba Ling subconsciously answered.

"Good, good! That's great, big guy applause! The fat man raised his hands high, and the sound of the mountain clapping, under his threatening gaze, the little ones hurriedly applauded warmly and applauded loudly.

Qianye Lingqiao's face was flushed, and she pinched Shangguan Qijian fiercely, you did it on purpose!

"The golden sable with the sleeve cage, the mirror in front of the shining window." Shangguan Wuji followed closely.

"The incense sticks to the pepper on the wall, and the slanting wind is still the same." Ouyang Yunyi said casually.

"Let's talk about light dreams, where is the reed flute?" Ren Bijiang's sentence also has something else.

"Who's jasper flute! Piao Piao took a light step. Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Jian Jian dances around the waist and shines on Ling Qingxiao." The fat man continued.

"Colorful into the eternal night, forget the three feet of cold." Xu Wenzhou Road.

"Rui Shi Jiuzhongxiao, who will ask?" Hundred miles to keep up.

"Poor and poor, cooking tea and ice are gradually boiling." Chen Ping also came.

"It's hard to boil wine charcoal!" Tie Kunlun held back such a sentence.

"The stone building sleeps the crane, the incense burner warms the ermine, and there is no wind and there is still a pulse." Xiao Chen helped him get back on his feet.

"It's not raining, it's also chic!" Ling'er continued.

"Ah, why is it so fragrant? So you're having a barbecue! Wu Xiuping and the madman Liu Fuhai had just come back, followed the fragrance and shouted loudly, which also interrupted everyone's couplet.

But although the poetry is exhausted, the wine is only rising, and they meet and sit down, and continue to be lively, eating and drinking.

"Brother Xiuping, what are you wearing?" Chen Ping was very interested in the glasses on Wu Xiuping's nose, and he had never seen it.

"Oh, it's myopia, my eyes are not good, without it I am blind." Wu Xiuping took it off and handed it to him, "Now I can't even see your eyebrows clearly, Brother Shanyou." ”

"Tut-tut, it's amazing." Chen Ping cautiously took it and looked at his hands back, and asked, "Our Xuanming tax officer Wu Haishan is also not good-looking, he has been flipping through the account book at a sky-high price, counting the numbers, and ruining his eyes, but I don't know if it is useful to wear this?" ”

"It works." Wu Xiuping said, "He must also be short-sighted, but I don't know how many degrees he has...... It doesn't matter, I'll bring you a few more pairs of different degrees when I go back, and he can always have a suitable one. ”

Wu Xiuping is also a person who likes to make friends, otherwise why would everyone like him very much.

"Oh, that's so grateful to Brother Xiuping!" Chen Ping was overjoyed, got up and made a gesture to Wu Xiuping, "Now Haishan is going to die of joy!" ”

"Xiuping, I've been dizzy with old eyes over the years, and it's a little blurry to see things, it's okay if it's far away, but I can't see it when it's close, you see ......" Chen Jisheng is not short-sighted, he is presbyopia, people are basically like this when they are old, and he has to look through the documents and review the documents every day.

"Old man, you are presbyopia, it doesn't matter, I'll help you get a pair when you go back, and make sure you wear everything clearly!" Wu Xiuping Road.

"Yo, is there anything really awesome, you kid?" Chen Jisheng was overjoyed.

"Don't hide it from the old man, this is just a gesture for me, anyway, I will be able to receive your reward from the old man tomorrow." Wu Xiuping said with a smile.

"Brother Xiuping, can you really make a car that you can walk on?" Ling'er is obsessed with cars, and she likes all kinds of new things the most.

"It's not that you go by yourself, but you need power, this is called the law of conservation of energy...... Wu Xiuping only remembered that Ling'er knew this law, so he changed his statement, "It's like a hot air balloon, and it doesn't fly by itself, it needs to burn charcoal to power him." ”

It's complicated to say, but you'll know when I make it.

"How fast can you go?" Ling'er can't wait.

"Not soon." Wu Xiuping shook his head, "Because the kinetic energy provided by charcoal is weak, the horsepower is also insufficient, I think the fastest speed is about forty kilometers per hour." ”

That is, you can walk 80 miles in an hour.

"Ah, forty miles in an hour, you can walk four hundred miles in one day, it's amazing!" Ling'er was shocked, but it was much faster than a horse-drawn cart and a mule cart.

"Huh? Oh, I was wrong, you can walk a hundred and sixty miles in one hour. Wu Xiuping knew that Ling'er had misunderstood, because there is no concept of kilometers yet, and an hour is equal to two hours.

"Oh......" Ling'er didn't believe it either, "Brother Xiuping, are you kidding me?" ”

"Xiuping didn't tease you, what he said is true, but this also needs to be in good road conditions, if it is a rugged mountain road, or an uphill road, it is not so fast." Xiao Chen said.