Chapter 943: The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat

Before Xiao Chen set off, Wu Xiuping suddenly fell ill.

The illness is very serious, but it is very strange, it is the kind that even Shangguan abandons the disease and can't see the symptoms!

Early in the morning, Xiao Chen was alarmed, and hurriedly ran to visit, and saw Wu Xiuping, who was lying motionless on the bed, his eyes were closed, and his face was flushed.

This seems to be a state of short-term life.

"I'm going to die." Wu Xiuping was about to die, and his voice was weak.

"Fatty?" Xiao Chen saw that he could still speak, and he felt that he had not yet reached the point of hopelessness.

"Let him die." The fat man said angrily.

Yes? What is this called!

"I pretended to be sick in the early morning, and I had to live or die, I was sleeping and thinking, and I was quarreled with by them, you see I didn't even wear shoes...... What the hell! "The fat man is really angry.

Malinger? Xiao Chen was taken aback again, Brother Xiuping is not such a hypocritical person, why is he so tired from work recently, so that he is exhausted, so he has nothing to love?

"My heart hurts, it hurts like a knife!" Wu Xiuping said weakly, "My heart is empty, it's empty." ”

You ask me how much it hurts? Sing a song to represent my heart, Xiao Chen, you help me make a beat, I can't find the key......

Say that you are so tender, give me a dream, wandering in the undulating waves, rippling in the crook of your arm, dreams come true, turning around the waves and shadows are surging without red dust, residual water lines, empty hatred, I wish only that he will live, yesterday's figure can be with you, eternal life and eternal separation!

Qiang in the ......

It is my life that you say that it is such a strange feeling, crushing my dreams, as if the ephemeral light of the foam on the surface of the water...... It's my whole life......

It's over, it's not good, Xiao Chen was deeply shocked after hearing about Wu Xiuping's illness, that tender her, wouldn't it be Chiba Ling?

"Ahh The fat man was even more angry, "My goddess, he deserves it too!" ”

Who's that? Let me Xiuping brother be lovesick and terminally ill all of a sudden?

"Xiao Chen, do you think it looks like it?" Wu Xiuping suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Xiao Chen, and looked at him expectantly.

"Like ...... Who's like that? "Xiao Chenxin said that you shouldn't be called three madmen, you should be called a big madman, crazy people are not as crazy as you!

"Ho Ji Won!" Wu Xiuping grabbed Xiao Chen's arm tightly, "You can't not know, that color is the heroine in the air, that's my dream lover!" ”

Oh...... Xiao Chen suddenly realized, it turned out that Wu Xiuping was talking about her!

It's no one else, it's Li Renzong's niece Li Zhixian, no wonder Xiao Chen felt familiar with her at first sight last night, it turns out that she looks really super similar to that He Zhiyuan! It's just that Lee Ji-hyun has sideburns, and the impression of Ho Ji-won is a long-haired shawl...... Good boy, good eyesight, ahh

"Isn't that something that you say isn't out of nowhere?" The fat man said, "I saw someone last night, and I sat down and got sick, and I want to die or live, and it's really special enough to be useless!" ”

The fat man said I really despise you.

"Don't talk about Xiuping, aren't you the same yourself?" Xiao Chen said.

"Don't compare him with me, how innocent and noble our love is." The fat man said, "This kid is not, he is purely in love with other people's bodies, you see there is still evidence here, it was left by his spring dream last night!" ”

The fat man said and lifted the quilt on Wu Xiuping's body, and the situation he saw was also unsightly.

Oops, unbearable, embarrassing! Xiao Chen immediately closed his eyes, and suddenly felt that his arm was still being grabbed by Wu Xiuping, and hurriedly shook it off, and a layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body, did you use this hand last night?

"It's all a man, who hasn't dreamed of being young and frivolous? I am a 30-year-old man, in my previous life and present life, I have not even pulled a woman's hand, and I have imagined it so much, the long night is long, tossing and turning, and the love is deep...... Why don't you allow people to have a spring dream and indulge a little? ”

Wu Xiuping was annoyed and ashamed, the jar was broken, and he was a fox in the mountains, what did he say to me and talk about fasting!

What kind of brother, seeing my brother so sad, you don't comfort and help, just forget it, and you still mock me coldly, scold me, scold me, and stab me in my already bloody heart, which makes me feel painful, pain into the bone marrow, and pain for life...... Please all go out and let me die, not live!

The two of them couldn't stand still, and they both smelled a familiar and disgusting smell in their noses...... Without saying a word, all the windows on all four sides were opened, the cold wind blew in, and the frozen Wu Xiuping screamed. Less special nonsense! Hurry up and change your clothes, this one on your body is immediately thrown away, thrown into the stove and burned, especially if you don't want to be ashamed, we still have to be embarrassed.

"You two are bad guys, sneeze!" Wu Xiuping is really sick now, as soon as he got out of the bed, he was blown by the cold wind, it's strange if he is not sick.

"you, you're better than me, my rival is a prince...... Ah no, now it's the prince, you're so good, you have a rival in love is the emperor of the current Great Zhou! If you are as handsome and chic as me, your peerless appearance is just that, you look at your virtue yourself, and think about whether the county lord will like you? ”

"It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat, and he has a special way to eat new tricks! I told you that it couldn't be ang, but he was the county lord of Gaojuli, what are you kid? A rational ...... What the hell is coming from? Oh, polytechnic man, do you yourself say that you are worthy of the master? The fat man was questioned straight to the heart.

"Not worthy." Wu Xiuping sighed, she is a goddess, I am an otaku, one in the sky and one underground, separated by the atmosphere, stratosphere, troposphere...... Anyway, it's a lot of layers.

That's why I'm so sad.

"Say you're not promising, you'll give me a soft egg right away!" The fat man was even more angry when he saw his virtue, "What's wrong with the county lord?" The county lord is not a human? You touch my crotch, do you have any eggs? If you have one, harden me! Are you still a man? People still want to eat swan meat, you are not even as good as a toad! ”

"Then what do you do to make the family?" Wu Xiuping asked resentfully.

"Do her!" The fat man said, "Don't say she's just a county lord, what can she do even if she is a princess?" Can we still escape the clutches of our brothers? That's it, Xiao Chen, you go and arrest her, I'll give her a pair of drugs to eat, and stuff it directly into Xiuping's quilt, so that he can fulfill this dream, and it will also be our brotherhood! ”

"Huh? This one, this one is not embarrassing, is it? Wu Xiuping smiled shyly.

"you, do you know you're sorry?" The fat man laughed.

"Ahh Wu Xiuping said.