Chapter 15: Woo Woo, It's Not Clean
Qiao Erlang dodged over, the medicine on it was unique, and it was wasted if he gave two small ones to eat by mistake, and emphasized: "I can give it, you can only eat it yourself, I don't have two oil bottles." ”
"Did you do something on the cake?"
"How is that possible!"
Qiao Erlang said, his eyes rolled, why is this girl so easy to deceive, "If you don't eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll give it to Panpan." ”
How many people did Luo Lingzhi pack up in the last days.
Qiao Erlang's eyes rolled, and he guessed that he didn't fart, "I'll eat it if you take one bite first." ”
"You still pick and choose what you eat."
As he spoke, he took the cake to his mouth and took a hard bite, Luo Lingzhi's eyes narrowed, "Bite the other side." ”
"Luo Lingzhi, if I didn't see that you have a little ability to keep it useful, I would be annoyed to look at you more, I don't like to eat or not, I'll leave."
After saying that, he seemed to be really annoyed, and he was about to leave with half a piece of bread.
Luo Lingzhi flashed up to him, holding his hand holding the big cake, "If you don't finish this cake, you don't want to leave today." ”
As he spoke, he pressed his wrist and shoved the bread into his mouth.
Qiao Jiro added chu for pig breeding on half of the cake
Medicine.
If you eat it yourself, won't it be funny!
Struggling to dodge at the moment, Luo Lingzhi grabbed his wrists with iron tongs with both hands, and in a hurry, he threw the dry cake directly into the grass in the distance.
Luo Lingzhi kicked people far away, "Get out, come over and ask for your life again." ”
Qiao Erlang couldn't make a plan, and grinded his teeth angrily.
Pick up half of the dry bread on the ground and leave.
The village widow, who was hiding in the shadows, saw it and ran a few steps after him.
"Erlang, good Erlang, Luo Lingzhi doesn't want your cake, I want it."
After she finished speaking, she pounced, and without waiting for Qiao Erlang to react, she stuffed half of the cake into her mouth and chewed it one by one.
"Who told you to eat that piece of bread!"
He originally planned to find another way, mix it with other things to eat and give it to Luo Lingzhi, and then he couldn't get the cake residue bubbles into Luo Lingzhi's water bladder.
Who made Bai Panpan give too little medicine, he thought to himself that Luo Lingzhi had been hungry for a long time, and he should be eager to eat the cake when he saw it, how could he have thought that she was so guarded.
Now he was all eaten by the old widow in the village, and he was looking for a fart Luo Lingzhi.
The old widow was not happy to hear it, "Qiao Erlang, you look down on people, don't you?" Luo Lingzhi eats, I can't eat it? The good-looking women in the clan have no home and have been hooked up by you, I opened the door in the middle of the night and you didn't come in to see me, what's wrong with me eating your cake, I made me anxious, I swallowed you together. ”
As she spoke, her eyes lingered on Qiao Erlang's oily face like a hungry wolf, and the itchy flesh in her heart stirred, and her big-waisted and round body rushed up and hugged Qiao Erlang.
Qiao Erlang is strong when he hugs the little girl on weekdays, but when he comes to the old widow who is two circles fatter than himself, he is not a child, and he is reported to be tight at the moment, and before he can react, the old widow dismantles his belt and ties him with a rope and ties him in a knot like a zongzi.
"Hehe, my sister's jade-faced Xiaolangjun, isn't it just to eat a cake from you, I promise it with my body."
Qiao Erlang had the intention to scream, and was slapped on his mouth by the old widow's slap and smell, and he was tightly blocked, and then he began to sit on him and make trouble.
He was tossed and had nothing to love, and the most humiliating thing was that the old widow was a middle-aged veteran, and he played with his body in a few strokes......
Back in the team, Bai Panpan hurriedly stepped forward to inquire about the situation.
Qiao Erlang couldn't bear it anymore, and held her arm next to her and vomited, crying while vomiting, "Woo, I'm not clean anymore." ”
"Flutter."
At the back of the team, Luo Lingzhi, who had the spiritual power of the wood system to help receive the signal, couldn't help but laugh when he heard it.