Chapter 1070: Is It a Brother?
"I don't know." Raspuchin shook his head in admiration as he munched on the canned chicken, "I'm going to fall in love with Yan Yun and all of you except the fat guys just because of these delicious foods. ”
"Hey, my dear friend, I'm still here!" The fat man protested.
"I'm not your friend!" Rasputin said angrily, "In fact, when you get to Ross, I'll have you arrested and thrown into the ice cellar to stay with those pickles!" ”
"I'm going to be sad if you do that." The fat man said sadly, "I didn't even know you didn't love me anymore." ”
When Angelina and Xiao Chen went to Fengyang, Rasputin did not follow, but stayed in Changshan, during which they got along with the big guys very happily, only this dead fat man was the most annoying, and every day a prank was especially unrepeated, which almost drove Rasputin crazy.
To give a simple example, because Raspuchin first arrived in Yanyun, the food was too good every day, and the food was too greasy, which led to severe constipation, so when he visited the medical center, he asked the fat man for a pair of laxatives to eat.
The fat man agreed, but did not prescribe him laxatives, but took him directly to the operating room, asked him to take the anesthetic of general anesthesia, and then instructed several new proctologists to perform an operation on him that he was extremely ashamed of.
The operation process was so tragic that he still dare not recall it, and sometimes he woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night, and he could faintly hear the bursts of laughter from the fat people......
Before that, they also shaved all over his body, in a similar way to killing a pig and shaving his hair, rude and almost brutal.
Not only did they seriously violate his anorectum, but several new doctors also removed his cecum with the encouragement of the fat man.
Afterward...... Then he fainted, and God knows what the hateful fat man did to him?
The operation cost him seven days in the hospital before he could go to the ground, and the reason he went there was only because of a small constipation!
But Yan Yun's friends are very interesting, during his hospitalization, many people came to visit him, Xu Wenzhou, Tie Kunlun, Liu Congshu, among them, the most popular is Liu Mofeng, the general of Xuanyi Weidu, so that when I dreamed later, I could always dream that he was smiling and talking to himself......
The fat man could explain this, saying that in the course of the examination, it was found that my dear friend, that is, Rasputin, had a number of symptoms that were already very evident, and that in the near future they would definitely have a seizure.
As a doctor and your highest friend, I will directly help you to heal them all, which is called prevention before it happens, and from then on, you will never get sick again and live at least a hundred years.
Raspu believes that he is a ghost, and I don't know my body? You forgot that I also know how to heal, and I'm not sick at all!
I just can't pull out the poop, okay, why don't you stab me with a stick! We're all men, and you should know what that means to me...... I'm never complete again!
The fat man was sorry for this, and immediately after he was discharged from the hospital, he invited him to eat, and he ate a delicious boiled chicken, and I have to say that the food in Huaxia is really ...... But when he learned that he had eaten not chicken, but toad meat, he threw up at that time.
When he asked the fat man why he did this, the fat man also said, I didn't lie to you, dear, this is chicken, you probably don't know that we call this Tianji in Huaxia? If you don't believe it, you ask Wenzhou, you see that Wenzhou also said the same......
Well, since you don't like chicken, then I'll treat you to dragon meat this time! This time it should be true, because Rasputin also understands Chinese characters, and the signboard at the door of the restaurant clearly writes that the store's special 'Dragon and Tiger Battle' is indeed dragon meat.
But when he learned that the so-called dragon was a snake and a tiger was a cat, he vomited it all.
Later, he was fortunate enough to taste air-dried voles and fried grasshoppers...... It's really a time for every meal, and it's different.
So much so that he simply stopped eating with the fat man again, so Rasputin actually didn't like all the Chinese food and all Yanyun's friends.
But if he knew that during his hospitalization, the fat man used the magic incense and told Rose a lot of secrets, then he would definitely really kill the fat man......
But it's also amazing, although he keeps saying that he hates fat people the most, he still likes to fool around with him, as long as he doesn't eat, the two can talk together and play together.
Of course, there are also differences, for example, he particularly disagrees with the idea that fat people only like Chiba Ling.
There are so many beautiful girls in the world, why do you only like one? You're going to marry her? Oh my God, you must be crazy!
I can't think about it at a young age......
"Dear Raspuchin, if you really like Yan Yun, it's better to stay there in the future, and be a bond that binds me and Angel together." Xiao Chen said.
"Of course I'd love to ......," Raspuchin overjoyed, looking at Angelina.
"I can appoint you as my Yanyun secret envoy, and you will be responsible for the contact between me and Xiao Chen in the future." Angelina nodded in agreement.
"Yes, Your Majesty." Rasputin knew the weight of this Yanyun secret envoy, which meant that from now on, he was the empress's official confidant, and was no longer a liar.
"I take back what I just said." Rasputin's attitude towards the fat man also changed, "Let's continue our friendship with each other!" ”
If he is stationed in Changshan in the future, he must maintain a good relationship with the fat man, and the two brothers can not only eat, drink and have fun together...... Just eat it...... You can also make a fortune together!
He doesn't know how powerful the empress's secret envoy is? In the future, it is completely possible to meddle in bilateral trade, and the oil and water in it are as big as the water of Lake Baikal (so much)!
Grand Duke Gafsky only made two deals with Longjiang City, and he made a lot of money! This is if there is a lot of trade in the future...... Don't say anything, there are few European pro-Hara!
After eating and drinking, the big guys were also tired, and they each went back to their tents to rest.
Xiao Chen, Fatty, Xiao Ye, Liu Congshu, Wen Chengxu, Raspuchin six people in a tent, Xiao Chen didn't know if he was cold or ate too much, in the middle of the night, suddenly his stomach hurt a little, and he couldn't help himself.
Friends who have lived in bungalows in the north should know how painful it is to go to the toilet outside in the cold winter weather!
Especially in the wilderness, especially late at night......
Xiao Chen thought that he could bear it, but the more you endure this thing, the more energetic it will be.
After gritting his teeth for a long time, he finally got out of the sleeping bag with strong willpower, got dressed and asked the fat man who was whispering to Rasputin, and asked him, "Is it a brother?" ”