Chapter 1126: I'd Rather Die
"This ......" Zhuge Xiaosheng didn't care about Xiao Chen's confidants, but he knew that the boss cared, so it was not easy to express his chest directly, so he could only be tactful, "This is a matter of time or time, boss, you can't take them all out, right?" ”
"Xiao Chen's identity can be fully disclosed, or half of it can be disclosed first." Chen Jisheng said, "Either let the big guy know that you are not a eunuch, or let everyone know that you are the prince of the Han Dynasty." ”
Of course, everyone tends to the top half, otherwise why would they repeatedly force him to marry?
As long as your boss has a man and a woman, the big guy's heart will be steady, relatively speaking, your identity as the prince of the Han Dynasty is actually not so important.
"Hehehe......" The fat man on the side suddenly laughed, and in this serious atmosphere of conversation, it was also a little out of place.
"Little fat man, if you have any opinions, just say it, what are you laughing at?" Chen Jisheng frowned.
"Huh? Oh oh, no opinion, no opinion, how dare I have any opinion on such a big thing, but I suddenly remembered a very interesting thing, so I laughed, you continue, don't worry about me...... Hahaha! The fat man didn't know what funny things he remembered, and he even poked his laughter, and his face turned red from laughter.
"You dead fat man can say anything if you have something, and let it go if you have a fart!" Xiao Chen still doesn't know about fat people? This guy must not have thought of good things, and he didn't hold back his good fart!
"Yes, fat brother, if you have anything to say, the four of us are afraid of something, even if it's a joke, let's follow Lele or not?" Zhuge Xiaosheng knew that although the fat man was usually quite slippery, he would never lose his temper in front of the old man for no reason...... His laughter must have something to do with the boss.
"Then happy huh?" The fat man was so happy that he felt like he had eaten a laughing fart.
"I'm afraid of suffocating you!" Xiao Chen said, "If you make fun of me, then you can just suffocate to death." ”
"It's about you, but it's not a joke." The fat man finally stopped laughing, and his serious appearance made Xiao Chen even more suspicious.
"There's nothing trivial about Xiao Chen, you can talk about it." Chen Jisheng said.
"Ahem!" The fat man cleared his throat, and really said something serious, "In my humble opinion, Xiao Chen should not reveal his identity now." ”
But the next words were not serious, "After all, if he is not a eunuch, the big guy will inevitably be a little green when he looks at Li Wanjiang's head, the emperor's crown is golden, but he has turned green, and it is not easy to explain to the people of the world, it is inevitable to be annoyed and angry, which will lead to serious consequences, and also damage the reputation of the Murong family......"
"We all know this, that's why we have to discuss, why are you laughing at this? What's so funny about that! Chen Jisheng was displeased.
"But just now, I suddenly thought of a way that can not only restore Xiao Chen's identity as a man, but also not surprise the world, but although this method is good, it is difficult to say...... "The fat man said.
"Oh? What's the solution, tell me quickly! Chen Jisheng was overjoyed.
"Dead fatty, shut up!" Xiao Chen suddenly understood what the dead fat man was going to say.
"Hahaha...... Look at this guy, he doesn't care about the overall situation at all! The fat man laughed, "Obviously, my method is very good, but he refuses to adopt it, then my fat man will have nothing to say." ”
"Xiao Chen, what are you doing here?" Chen Jisheng scolded Xiao Chen, "Just let the fat man say, can't I tell Xiaosheng if it's right or wrong?" ”
"Old man, you don't know him yet, he and him, can he spit out ivory from his dog's mouth!" Xiao Chen was annoyed and angry.
It made Chen Jisheng and Zhuge Xiaosheng even more curious, so what kind of method is it?
The fat man's method is really ingenious, and it is really feasible in theory.
His Shangguan family has a magical medical technique called Huiyang Technique, as the name suggests, everyone knows what's going on, right?
But this medical skill is not limited to acupuncture and medicinal soup, but also the means of surgery, which can continue the life of a dead person.
Of course, the eunuch's lifeline is gone, so it must be replaced by other lifeblood, such as a human, such as a dog, such as a pig, such as a donkey......
No one should laugh at it, this is a very serious medical technique!
So if Xiao Chen agrees, the fat man can show his magic and help Xiao Chen renew a whip of whatever he wants!
That is, Xiao Chen, you are my biological friend, if it were someone else, I would not help if I was fat, I would tell you.
You still say that other people's fat people are not righteous enough......
"Now you're happy?" Xiao Chen had three black lines on his forehead, "Listen to what he said, isn't it?" ”
"Huh? Don't talk about it......" Chen Jisheng was thinking very seriously about the feasibility of this matter.
"I think that's totally okay!" Zhuge Xiaosheng applauded loudly, "Fat brother's clever plan is really wonderful!" In fact, the boss is not a eunuch in the first place, and he doesn't have to bother the fat brother to do it, as long as we let the wind out and make this matter sound real! ”
"Don't even think about it, I'd rather die!" Xiao Chen went berserk.
"Sit down!" Chen Jisheng said loudly, "This is a big matter to discuss with you, don't play with a child's temper!" ”
"Boss, don't worry, let's sit down and think about it slowly." Zhuge Xiaosheng hurriedly got up and hugged Xiao Chen and forcibly held him down.
"It's a fart!" Xiao Chen said angrily, "Can Lao Tzu still be a man when this kind of thing spreads?" ”
I don't want to lose face?
"You are not ashamed to be a eunuch, what is there to be ashamed of?" Chen Jisheng took the case, "This just shows that you are filial piety, and you can be an example in the world!" ”
The old man's words are actually a little insincere......
"Boss, for now, this is really a good strategy!" Zhuge Xiaosheng said, "Fortunately, there is a fat brother here, and he also has the name of the Shangguan family, so we can get the truth out of this matter, and we can also convince Li Wanjiang and them, otherwise even if we come up with this wonderful idea, it will not be easy to do it." ”
"The big guys obey you, respect you, and love you, but the fact that you are a eunuch is a hurdle that the big guys can't get over, since ancient times, there is no precedent for a eunuch to succeed, what is the future of the big guy following you to rebel? In the future, people's hearts will be scattered! You still don't understand this simple truth? Chen Jisheng said.
"Boss, you are just a little wronged, but from now on, our military and people's hearts will be stable, this is the top priority!" Zhuge Xiaosheng said, "Either we just do it, or you will disclose the identity of the prince...... In fact, this matter is quite complicated, unless the boss you get married and have children, otherwise you say that you are not a eunuch, and the big guy will have doubts in his heart. ”
In other words, even if Xiao Chen disclosed his identity and claimed that he was not a eunuch, his brothers would not fully believe it.
It's not that I don't believe that he is the crown prince, but I don't believe that he is not a eunuch.