"I told you not to hug my waist, you have to hug me, so many people see what it looks like!" When he arrived at a small restaurant at the entrance of the university hall and sat down, Chiba Ling still had to quarrel with the fat man first as usual.

"What if I fall while you're riding so fast?" The fat man instructed the shopkeeper, "I didn't eat well last night, add me a beef sausage and two fried eggs!" ”

That's right, fat people order so much hooliganism.

Chiba Ling really hates that he can think crookedly, but it's really because he has been with the dead fat man for too long, and he doesn't know a lot of things that he didn't understand, but now he understands them all!

The sausage was actually invented by Xiao Chen, when he accidentally saw the back kitchen when he killed the sheep, all those small intestines were thrown away to feed the dogs, and he felt a little pity, so he criticized them.

People say it's too hard to clean, and besides, there's not much to clean when it's clean, and it tastes bitter and you can't eat it at all.

Xiao Chen said that it can't be wasted, you can clean it out, pour some minced meat into it, add more seasoning salt, and then hang it up to dry, not only can it be stored for a long time, but it also has a unique flavor I tell you.

The boss casually said that it was also an order, and after Liu Datou heard the news, he ordered someone to fill some intestines according to the boss's instructions, and after drying and cooking, the flavor was unique and the taste was dry and fragrant!

After the big guy tasted it, they all praised it and said that it was good, and Liu Datou was directly praised as the god of food, and the god of food was happy, so he pondered and developed various flavors of sausages, sausages, and blood sausages on this basis......

Xiao Chen forgot about this as soon as he turned his head, and when he ate the sausages, he remembered that he could open a sausage processing factory, but it was too late.

Because Liu Datou likes to brag too much, the smell is showy, and when he meets people, he bragged about how delicious the sausages he developed......

Things are already like this, and Xiao Chen can't compete for business with the people, so he can only give up.

"By the way, why did you quarrel with Brother Xiao again?" Chiba Ling gossips while eating wontons.

"It's not noisy, it's his own stinginess that treats my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs!" The fat man said.

"Hmph, you don't have any good intentions!" Chiba Ling smiled.

"It's really kind, Xiao Chen, he's a eunuch, do you know?" The fat man said.

"You know, what's wrong?" Of course Chiba Ling knows, who doesn't know this?

"I can help him become a normal man again." The fat man whispered.

"Huh?" Chiba Ling covered her mouth in surprise, "Is this okay?" ”

"Others can't do it, you fat brother and I can." The fat man is proud.

"But ......," Chiba Ling said, what to do, and he still couldn't ask after all.

"Look at this sausage, it's like that job." The fat man used the analogy of eating half of the sausage, "Now it is a short section, but as long as you put a new layer of casing on it, and then sew it up with the intestine thread, it will be a complete one again." ”

"You're disgusting, aren't you disgusting!" Chiba Lingqiao's face turned red instantly, snatched half of the sausage in the fat man's hand, and threw it directly on the ground.

"If you're afraid of nausea, don't be a doctor." The fat man said, "This thing sounds strange to you, but have you thought about Xiao Chen and those eunuchs and the people who lost Jiji due to injuries?" Can you understand their despair and pain? Can you feel the hurt they are hurting and the sadness in their hearts? ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, it's me who lost my temper, so can you really help Brother Xiao?" Chiba Ling felt that his pattern would never be able to catch up with the fat man in front of him.

This fat man is angry when he is not serious, but when he is serious, he is really serious.

"Yes, I can help him, but this is only my subjective will at present, and it depends on Xiao Chen's objective conditions, in short, it is a very, very troublesome thing, even I am not completely sure." The fat man said.

"But how do you ...... that" Chiba Ling knew that she shouldn't ask as a girl, but she couldn't help but be curious.

If it was someone else in front of her, she would definitely not ask, but the fat man would have no problem.

"I have a class today, and I'm about to talk about this, if you have time, go and audit, it just so happens that I have a few Dongying students, and their Chinese language is not very bright, you can also help me translate by the way." Fat Man is not only the dean of the medical center, but also the dean of the University Hall School of Medicine.

He is very busy like a madman, so he only has ten classes a month, and this time he has been delayed a lot, and he has to make up for it if he is okay today.

The fat man's class is always overcrowded, and by the time Chiba Ling came over, the room was already full, and there were people standing everywhere, and there was no place to put his feet at all!

"Because the content of our lecture today is relatively obscure and profound, and there are many medical words, I am afraid that the gentlemen from Dongying will not be able to understand it, so I specially invited Mr. Chiba Ling to help translate, everyone applauds and welcomes!" The fat man beckoned to Chiba Ling, invited her to the podium, and gave her his chair to sit on.

This dead fat man, no one found me in the first place, what do you have to yell for, I really hate you to death!

Chiba Ling scolded him in his heart, and he had to make a smile, stepped forward, bowed to him, and glared at the fat man fiercely when he turned his back to the warm applause and coaxing of the students.

The fat man stared refreshed.

Pick up the chalk and draw a job on the blackboard, because the drawing is too big and disproportionate, so the big guy hasn't seen what this thing is for a while?

Only Chiba Ling lowered his head, blushed, biting his lip and secretly regretting that he really shouldn't have come......

"Dean Shangguan, this can't be ...... That organ of a man, right? "The first thing I saw was a female classmate, so I asked you if you were weird?

"The answer is correct, this female classmate's eyesight is very good." As soon as the fat man's voice fell, he burst into laughter.

Chiba Ling lowered her head and searched for a crack in the ground, but there was none.

"What's so funny about you?" The fat man didn't laugh, "You should be ashamed that you didn't recognize it, you are all medical students, and you don't know anything about the most basic organ structure of the human body, this is a big joke!" ”

The laughter of the crowd came to an abrupt end.

"Now which classmate came up to me and drew me a rough pattern of the bloodline inside this organ?" The fat man glanced majestically at all beings.

The students who are qualified to listen to the fat man's lectures are all of a considerable medical level, which is equivalent to the current graduate students, so as soon as the fat man's voice fell, someone immediately volunteered.

The fat man crossed his arms and watched silently, when he was silent and serious, he was really like two people as usual.

And whenever this happens, Chiba Ling is willing to look at him twice.

Even if it's the back, it looks so majestic.

Don't say it, as long as you don't look at your face, my fat man will actually be able to see it.