Chapter 1155: Demon Hunting Squad
"What the hell do you mean?" Xiao Chen could hardly tolerate the fat man, who never forgot to pretend to be forced no matter when and where.
"If it's that, forget it, if it's not, you'll be laughed at." The fat man smiled, "No, we'll see you later in the evening." ”
Damn, he pretended to be it again!
Set up a monster hunting team first, and the fat man proclaimed himself the captain, and asked the big guy who would like to join?
Seeing that everyone was dumbfounded and looked at him silently, he had to take the initiative to name him, "Xiao Chen, you should be the deputy captain, Ling'er, Xiao Ye, as well as Xin Ji'er, Aguta, everyone obeys my command." ”
"Chiba." Li Zhixian quietly tugged at Chiba Ling's sleeve, and she also wanted to join in, because it felt like a fun thing.
"Jihyun and I also signed up." Chiba Ling raised her hand.
"Okay, take it, but you don't have to do it, just follow me, it's an observer." The fat man gladly agreed.
It can be seen that there must be no danger in this operation, and even if there is, it is extremely small, otherwise it is impossible for the fat man to let his beloved Chiba and the cowardly Li Zhixian participate.
"Brother Xiao, does the fat brother still hunt demons?" Hingier's admiration for the fat man is really like a surging river, and it has been endless.
"He should." Xiao Chenxin said that he would be a fart and catch demons, and it was almost the same!
However, the fat man has officially begun to work...... The preparations for the monster hunt were done in advance.
Order, find twenty brave warriors, prepare swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, hammers, meteors......
No? Then scimitars, spears and bows and arrows are also so-so.
You always have a net that day, right? Nor no? Then use a fishing net.
Find another twenty girls with hot bodies and delicate faces to participate in the action......
Why? The mountain people have their own wonderful uses, how can they talk to you?
You don't understand!
Why do you have so much, or you will be the captain of this monster hunting team!
Again, quickly go and get a few pairs of lamb liver, chop them and add honey to dry them with fire, and then grind them into powder, the finer the better!
Resurrection......
"By the way, bring some shovels and hoes, this is very important, don't forget." The fat man finally admonished.
Isn't it what you're going to do? We're going to hunt demons, not digging medicine!
"To catch demons, time is tight, the task is heavy, the risk is high, the difficulty is strong, the crisis is heavy, and life and death are unpredictable." The fat man said gloomily, "If any of our brothers and sisters are unfortunately killed, let's dig a pit on the spot and bury them, so that they can be buried in the ground." ”
Xiao Chenxin said I listen to your nonsense!
When he finished his order, he pulled him into the tent and asked, "What the hell are you kids?"
"What the hell are you doing catching demons?" The fat man laughed.
"Fart, is there anything special about catching demons like this?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "You kid can't catch demons at all!" ”
First of all, what the hell is that lamb liver fried honey? Don't say it's with food.
"If you don't understand, you have to ask." The fat man said, "Monsters are all changing, and they will be invisible, and one will slip away for him if he is not careful, and he will not be afraid of this, as long as he throws it on him, it will be difficult for him to hide." ”
"I don't understand before I ask you, sheep liver still has this magical function?" Xiao Chen was skeptical, he knew that the mutton liver could be eaten, and the taste was not bad.
"You know how to eat! Don't you know that sheep liver is also a traditional Chinese medicine? It can replenish serum fever, nourish the liver and eyes, and is the so-called dog treasure kidney, cow treasure gall, tiger treasure bone, chicken treasure crown, donkey treasure whip...... Sheep Treasure Eyes! Therefore, in ancient times, it was necessary to use sheep liver powder to clear people's eyes and see ghosts, but the methods were not the same, and each had its own wonderful use. ”
The fat man really made a point, and it did make sense.
Since ancient times, medicine has the same origin, and in the past, there was no medical skill at all, only witchcraft, and those who healed and saved people were all witches, so they were also called witch doctors.
The healing methods used are also extremely bizarre, and there are always ghosts and spirits involved, so the witch doctors are more or less magical.
There are many that are still in use today, for example, if a child has a convulsion, the adults in the family will put up a piece of paper on the street, which says, 'The Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of the Earth, there is a night crying man in my family, and the gentleman in the past will read it again, and sleep until the daylight!' ’
Don't believe it, sometimes it's really easy.
The line between witchcraft and medicine is blurred.
It's like the fat man used the red-blooded spider to help Vallova get rid of the evil little frog in her body, is this medicine or witchcraft?
It's hard to define.
So the fat man also knows a little bit of witchcraft, you can also say that it is magic, or occultism.
In short, it's quite mysterious.
"Then what are you doing with a hoe? Could it be that the monster is still in the hole and needs to be dug out? Xiao Chen asked again, he didn't believe it was used to bury people.
"Hehe, let me tell you, that monster is still in the ground, we have to throw him out when we turn around...... Come on, I can't bear to see your panicked appearance, so I'll tell you, I guess it's not a monster, it's an elf. The fat man said.
What's the difference between a monster and an elf?
"Monsters generally refer to animals, and elves are mostly plants, as the so-called hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum becomes an immortal, a thousand-year-old wild ginseng becomes an adult, and a thousand-year-old mountain spirit becomes a dog! Do you know what a mountain spirit is? It's ......," the fat man explained.
"Mountain spirits? Isn't it He Shou Wu? Xiao Chenqi said.
"The children can be taught, and they will answer it! That's right, 10,000 years He Shou Wu will become a hairless white dog, in fact, it is not a dog, but the shape is similar to a dog, the charm of the thousand-year-old ginseng, 10,000 years of Shou Wu takes essence and blood, and its actions are no different from monsters, since we have met, we must eliminate harm for the people! The fat man said righteously.
When he checked the symptoms of the five young people, he was actually a little suspicious that the 10,000-year-old Shouwu was doing the trick, and when he heard the warrior say that he saw a white dog, he was basically sure that he was happy, and he didn't say anything, but he pretended to be pretending.
It's just a little puzzled, how could this 10,000-year-old Shouwu be born in such a northern cold? Generally speaking, they are born in the Central Plains or south, and there are very few in the north.
But maybe it's because he grew up here that he can stay safe for 10,000 years, otherwise he might have been found a bird long ago.
The basic effect of Polygonum multiflorum is to nourish the liver and kidneys, benefit sperm and blood, and black hair, and the effect of Polygonum multiflorum is more than that......
This thing is still a bit evil in the end, ginseng is charming, that is for self-preservation, he takes essence blood, but in order to nourish himself, he also harms people's lives.
No wonder the fat man is full of righteous indignation and wants to eliminate harm for the people.
"Wannian He Shou Wu is also quite valuable, right?" Xiao Chen said coldly.
"That's not worth much." The fat man grinned, "It's just an ordinary medicinal herb." ”
"Really? Will I be able to do it if I catch him? Xiao Chen said.
"Don't make a fuss!" The fat man said, "I have to use it to save people, and when I refine him into pills, I can give you two pills, to ensure that you are young, your face will last forever, and the golden gun will not fall, a pillar of optimus...... Hey, hey, hey! ”