Chapter 1166: Once Upon a Time in the Rivers and Lakes
It was already the second half of the night when everyone returned to the camp, and Agadi had not woken up from his own sleep, Xiao Chen asked Xin Jier to prepare a banquet to catch the wind for the legendary old drug king.
"There's no need for a wine banquet or anything, the old man is a fetal vegetarian, he doesn't eat wine and meat when he is young, and it would be very good if there were wild vegetables or rice porridge to give him some satiety." Who would have thought that Mo Renhe would be a vegetarian.
As the host took care of the guests, Xin Jier immediately ordered someone to cook some dried wild vegetable porridge, and opened a few bottles of dried yuba vegetables brought by Xiao Chen, mixed canned fruits, and set a table full of dazzling.
"In this kind of weather, how can you still have fruits in the cold land of the north?" Mo was surprised when he saw canned fruit.
"This is a canned food invented by my brother, isn't it delicious?" Ling'er said busily.
"It's delicious, it's delicious." Mo He nodded again and again, "Amazing." ”
"Old Demon ...... Senior, are you really a vegetarian who never eats meat? However, there was always a knot in Ling'er's heart that had not been opened.
"If you eat it, you will vomit." No one is going to do anything.
"Then why do people say you eat human flesh?" This is Ling'er's question, and it also asks the doubts in the big guy's heart.
Because of the fact that Mo no one eats human flesh, everyone in the rivers and lakes is also well known, although everyone has never witnessed it, but the three of them have become tigers, and everyone has different opinions, and it seems that it is indeed a thing.
Even Master Tzu Yun said so, think about it.
"Hehe, that's a long story." Mo He put a bowl of wild vegetable porridge into his stomach, his face became more and more ruddy, and he talked eloquently, talking about the past.
Sure enough, it's a long story, it's all decades ago, at that time, Mo Hehe had just taken office as the head of the Western Regions Medicine Sect, only in his thirties, but he was already famous all over the world, powerful in the rivers and lakes, and known as the king of medicine.
In the cold winter of one year, Xu Tianyi, the head of the Huashan faction, went to the Western Regions to do business, passed by Yaomen, and came to visit him because he had heard his name for a long time.
Mo He was still very happy, even if he set up a banquet to entertain him, he also served the two ginseng fruits that he had cultivated for many years and had just ripened and picked to the banquet.
This ginseng fruit is actually a variety of wild ginseng and poria saffron and other wild medicinal herbs hybrid, it is a great tonic for entering the middle and benefiting qi, only because the shape resembles a baby, and ginseng can be an adult for thousands of years, so it is called ginseng fruit.
Xu Tianyi almost didn't die of fear when he saw the ginseng fruit on the plate! Why do I rely on it, why do you Western Regions Medicine Sect still eat people? Eat the children, give me back the food, what do you want to do, you!
Mo Renhe explained that this was not a child, but a fruit from a tree, and it was crisp and sweet, and it was very delicious
Xu Tianyi is preconceived and doesn't believe it at all, this is clearly a child who has not been out of the Three Dynasties, you are blind to me?
In order to prove to him that this is the fruit, Mo also broke the ginseng fruit in half for him to see, but the fruit was also ripe, and as soon as it was broken, the red flesh inside also splattered out, like flesh and blood......
How angry did you say Xu Tianyi was at that time? When even if the case rises, draw the sword and face each other!
He is strong in martial arts, especially in swordsmanship, is that a joke at the head of the Huashan faction?
Although Mo Hehe's martial arts are higher, but they are only slightly better, Xu Tianyi was furious, and tried his best to put Mo He to death in order to eliminate harm for the people.
But Mo Renhe knew that it was a misunderstanding, and he didn't want to hurt him at all, so he was at a disadvantage when he landed.
How can I explain that Xu Tianyi didn't listen, seeing that his life would be ruined if he continued to fight, he had no choice but to use a unique incense to fix Xu Tian.
Xu Tianyi is worthy of the head of Huashan, although he can't move, but he can't lose the battle, his eyes are wide open, he scolds Mo Hehe, under the rage, he doesn't choose his words, and foul language emerges in endlessly, bringing his ancestors to the eight generations with him......
Mo who is very easy to get along with, but not temperamental good?
Originally, I wanted to explain Xu Tianyi to him after he stayed and then to eliminate the misunderstanding, but Xu Tianyi didn't listen to it at all, and he scolded him with blood, and the wording was extremely unbearable, so he couldn't help but get angry.
You came here from afar, I was warmly entertained, without missing the slightest courtesy, and also presented the precious ginseng fruit that I had carefully cultivated, who would have thought that the hot face would stick to your cold ass!
You can scold for two sentences, but bring my father and mother like you?
It can be seen that you are not a good thing in Huashan, you are impolite and uneducated, you are a hooligan ruffian!
What can you do to me even if I eat people? I knew that your Central Plains martial arts looked down on my Western Regions Medicine Sect, and said that we were crooked and heretical, so I will show you the evil sect once today!
I ate two ginseng fruits in front of him, and the juice splashed everywhere, like blood.
ordered his subordinates to take off Xu Tianyi's pants, hit 20 boards hard, and forced him to swallow a Mianyang Pill, and then threw it out directly!
Xu Tianyi's martial arts are so high, 20 boards will only hurt his flesh and skin, in fact, the damage is not great, but this is a great shame for him, I am a dignified head of Huashan, and I was beaten in public...... It's worse than killing him!
What made him most angry was that Mo Hehe gave him the Mianyang Pill that made him unable to be a real man for a year, and he was so frightened that he thought that he could only be a eunuch from now on, and almost swung his sword from the palace...... Kill yourself!
Later, after a lot of effort to find Shangguan Longtu and ask for advice, I learned that this Mianyang Pill could only let his little brother sleep for a year, and after a year, it would naturally be fine......
But that's also angry! Isn't this a scourge to the people?
So when he met people, he scolded Mo Renhe, and said that he only eats children, and he doesn't spit out bones after eating, he is not a human at all, he is a big monster!
Decades have passed in a flash, Xu Tian has died of old age early in the morning, and Mo Renhe has also changed from a big monster to an old monster......
Xiao Chen and the others were really ridiculous when they heard it, and they couldn't cry or laugh.
Sure enough, rumors can confuse the public, but why don't you go out of the mountain to explain it, old timer? As long as you send a ginseng fruit to each of the heroes of the Central Plains Martial Arts, the rumors will be self-defeating.
Who says there is anything to explain? Let them say whatever they like, old man, it's enough for me to know that I'm innocent.
Besides, how precious that ginseng fruit is, it only bears fruit once every three years, and it only bears nine fruits, can't I enjoy it myself? Why give it to them for nothing!
I'd rather feed the dogs.
"Not everyone misunderstands your senior, my second grandfather once mentioned your old man to us, and I admired it very much, but Xu Tianyi didn't say anything about my second grandfather's illness, and that Xu Daxia must have been very nervous at that time...... Hahaha! The fat man could imagine Xu Tianyi's embarrassment at that time, and it was also funny.
Shangguan Longtu is a gentleman, and he will definitely not spread the news that Xu Tianyi was forced to eat the Mianyang Pill, so that he was frightened and frightened, and he wanted to die of shame. This caused the big guys to think that Xu Tianyi had been poisoned by Mo Hehe's extremely vicious poison, and life was better than death, so he had the idea of suicide several times, and in the end, Shangguan Longtu cured him......
Of course, he is a victim, but the biggest victim is Mo Renhe, who has been firmly regarded as an old monster for decades, and his reputation is discredited.