Chapter 1199: A Word Awakens My Dream Man

Poor ......

Boring of the order of boring of a boring!

"When I saw the guns outside the courtyard, it was like a steel knife stabbing my heart, where would I enter the dragon court when I was guilty...... The order of boring is boring...... Surrender to the forest as a common people! ”

As soon as the singing segment came out, the fat man and several people all fell to the ground, which was really ugly!

This should be the singing segment of "Horror in the Han Palace", right? But when people sing it, it's touching, and you kid sings it's murder!

The special steel knife stabbed you in the heart, this is a stab in your bitter guts, right?

Xiao Chen's singing is also ugly, but the voice is loud enough, even the brocade guards outside the courtyard can really hear it.

The big guys shook their heads and sighed together, sure enough, the men sang and the women cried.

Look at what we Lord Xiao have become like.

Isn't it all sung?

The Han Palace is frightened, this is really thrilling, this is obviously the emperor didn't hear it, otherwise his old man would definitely be moved...... Kill you directly!

It's too ugly!

Even Gong Shouli, who had just entered the door, was shocked, Xiao Chen, who was lying in the groove, was so heartfelt, he was under house arrest and was still in the mood to kill chickens and eat them?

If it's not killing chickens, then what is this thing screaming?

Seeing Gong Shouli coming, Xiao Chen was so moved that he almost burst out of heroic tears!

It's been a day, it's been a whole day, and no living person has come to the door, usually when Lao Tzu comes back, there is nowhere to park the horse in this alley at the door!

Now there are many people.

It can be seen that the people are warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold, this is to see that Lao Tzu is down, so he is hiding it!

I forgot how Lao Tzu treated them in the past!

Tribulation sees the truth, I didn't expect Gonggong Gong, you to come to see me, it's really a big wave of sand, and you can see gold, so Gonggong, you are urged by the waves......

"Xiao Chen, you thief!" Gong Shouli's face sank like water, and he pushed away Xiao Chen, who was trying to come up and hug him, and scolded angrily at the throat of the male duck, "Disaster is coming, and you are still talking nonsense?" I have been ordered by the emperor to give you a death, you say, how do you want to die? ”

"Woohoo!" Xiao Chen was taken aback, his face was as earthy as he landed, his sleeves were waved with both hands, and he was pedaling backwards again and again, if it weren't for Xiao Yu and Wen Huan to hold him on the left and right, he would have been shocked to the ground!

Boring of the order of boring of a boring!

"A sentence woke up the person in my dream, boring and boring, scared me and lost my soul! The order of boring is boring, and the boring is ......"

"Okay, okay! Stay, you haven't been given death yet, Lao Tzu is going to be scared to death by you! Gong Shouli couldn't hold back any longer, covered his mouth and laughed, "Look at your unproductive appearance, greedy for life and afraid of death, don't play monkey, quickly kneel down and accept the order, the emperor is not giving you death, but giving you wine!" ”

"Gong Shouli, you bastard, you are so scared to death!" Xiao Chen was shocked, patting his chest and scolding.

"What do you want to die in a hurry? Sooner or later, the emperor gave you wine, but I don't know if there is poison in the wine. Gong Shouli laughed, very happy.

Of course, it's not poisonous, it's still good wine.

Because Gong Shouli, a shameless person, didn't wait for Xiao Chen to stay, he sat down after the announcement, slapped the table and shouted to quickly take down the wine and food, happy today, I have to have a drink with Xiao Chen no matter what.

Why are you happy? Do you need to ask, I'm happy if you're unlucky!

Isn't this all house arrest, and the next step is definitely to kill the head, boom!

Don't have the heart to eat? Don't make trouble, you're going to die, you can eat whatever you want, can you still be a starving ghost?

It's not easy to be reincarnated down there.

By the way, Ling'er? She didn't come with you, did she? No, you are tantamount to coming to die, my sister Ling'er is such a righteous person, it is impossible not to come to collect your body......

Ling'er is really not here, Xiao Chen sent her and Xiao Ye to give gifts to the blind mother-in-law, and this time she also brought a lot of Yanyun specialties, in fact, to see if she is there?

It's not convenient for him to go out during the day, not because he's afraid of being discovered by people walking through the tunnel, but because he's afraid that someone will come to him, won't he be easy to show if he's not there?

Isn't this Gong Shouli coming, if there is only one stand-in, it will be difficult to deal with it.

Wen Huan and Xiao Yu exchanged a few words with Gong Shouli, and then went out, and as soon as the fat man heard that Gong Shouli was coming, he flashed first, and he couldn't smell the smell of urine on this guy's body!

Xiao Chen came out of the palace, and he was very familiar and cordial with this smell, so he didn't have to cover his nose when he sat down with Gong Shouli to drink...... For this alone, you have to admire Xiao Chen's endurance.

"The emperor asked me to bring you a message, let you stay at home honestly, don't go out and wander around, after all, you are suspected of being a thief, and it stands to reason that you should be arrested, that is, I helped you intercede, otherwise you can still sit here and drink with me now? I've already been convicted in the prison of the Jinyi Guard, let me tell you. Gong Shouli said.

"Listen to you fart!" Xiao Chen almost slapped the wine glass directly in his ugly face, you kid pleaded with me? It's more credible for you to simply say that you grew Gigi yourself.

"I'm in a hurry!" Gong Shouli smiled, "It's not like seeing that you're in a bad mood and making a joke with you...... By the way, you tell me honestly, are you the Zhu Yuanqi? ”

"I'm your son!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Don't make a fuss, you take off your pants and let me see." Gong Shouli openly moved his hands and feet against Xiao Chen.

"See what?" Xiao Chen opened his salty pig hand with one palm, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

"Face!" Gong Shouli smiled, "It's not like I've never seen your bare buttocks, what's there to be shy about?" You're going to let me see if your work really grows? ”

This is the focus of Gong Shouli's attention.

", I want to look in the mirror!" Xiao Chen can't show him, my Jiji only has women...... And the emperor can watch!

"Our brothers have such a good relationship, have I begged you for anything?" The reason why Gong Shouli's attitude towards Xiao Chen is so good is, of course, that he has something to ask for.

Xiao Chen can figure out what this guy wants to do with Xiao Jiji?

"No, because I won't do it for you because you beg me, don't forget that we are two opponents." Xiao Chen reminded him to pay attention to his identity, don't think that I sit here drinking with you to treat you as a friend!

"The enemy in the past life, the enemy in this life." Gong Shouli said, "Hey Xiaochen, did you say that our brothers were both women in their previous lives?" Otherwise, why did you become a eunuch all your life? ”

"You don't feel disgusting, you!" Xiao Chen fought a cold war out of thin air, "You don't have to open your mouth, no." ”

"Why is that?" Gong Shouli salivated and said, "People are about to die, and their hearts are also good, why don't you know how to repent when you die?" You do me a favor, and I'll do you a favor when I get back. ”

"How can you help me?" Xiao Chen scoffed.

"Help you collect the corpse, your kid's lightest sin has to be beheaded, I'll go back and find a good mortuary from the Criminal Department, and promise to sew it for you." Gong Shouli said.