Chapter 5 Advanced Mathematics
If military training was the sin that Si Li escaped, then the advanced mathematics in college courses may be his nightmare at this university. And the nightmare came so quietly. The reason for this is the first few weeks of classes, which made Si Li feel that the college courses are actually somewhat malleable to high school knowledge, and even if you don't listen carefully to the first few classes, you can still keep up with them by working overtime and studying on your own.
Moreover, Monday is a kind of black hell in the eyes of college students. No one was able to break away from the weekend's revelry. There is a rumor in the university that there is such a saying: see Zhou Gong every Monday, and dance every Friday. The first advanced math class happened to be the first class on Monday morning of the fifth week, which could not have come at a better time.
Just after 7 o'clock in the morning on this day, Si Li was still asleep, and the elder Wu had already woken up.
"Why are you so early today?" Wu Di, who had just finished washing, found that Zhang Wei and Lu Ping also got up and sat on the bed.
"Wait a minute, together!" Zhang Wei rubbed his eyes and whispered.
Lu Ping also nodded and accosted: "Call the fourth child up too, let's go to breakfast together."
"Hey...... Feed...... I got up too early and went to class at 8 o'clock! Zhang Wei volunteered to roar.
And Si Li, just rolled up the quilt, turned his body over, and covered his face with a slightly angry voice: "It's noisy, it's only 7 o'clock, I'll buy some buns and eat them on the road later." ”
Such a state of lethargy is due to the carnival of the weekend. In the name of welcoming the new students, the villagers held a dinner party outside the school yesterday. Lack of control of everyone eats and drinks nonsense, especially in terms of drinking, and everyone brags about the god of wine. As an activist, Si Li bore the brunt of the indoctrination. By the time the game was over, he was already delirious. I only remember that I was supported by others to come back, but it seems that there were two waves of people halfway. One was when I was back at the north gate, and the other was at the door of the dormitory.
Seeing Si Li's response, the brothers shook their heads, packed up and went out. The dormitory was instantly quiet, and only the sleeping fourth child remained.
When the alarm clock rang again due to the delayed wake-up function, Si Li reluctantly stretched out her hand from the quilt. However, when he saw the time on the screen of his phone, he was really scared out of sleep.
7:48 a.m.!
"Holy, it's so late?" Thorn lifted the quilt suddenly, he jumped out of bed, and quickly washed. The alcohol made him feel that there was still a slight suppressed pain in his brain, but it had also been ignored by worry.
He didn't want to make a bad impression on the teacher in his first high math lesson. It is said that the teacher who taught them high math was a well-known strict teacher in the school. It is claimed that students with poor discipline can fail the subject with 59 points, but if they have a bad impression of someone, they will be "strict" to the subject.
The official class is 8 o'clock, so it seems that not only will he not be able to buy buns, but he may also be late.
In just five minutes, he finished washing, changing clothes, etc., and then rushed out of the dormitory door with his books. That speed, the king of the 100-meter race, Usain Bolt.
After that, people saw a young and youthful child, running wildly in the school lane. At the same time, he was on the phone while running.
"Is the teacher here?"
"Came, but hasn't come in yet. She waited in the hallway for the bell to ring. ”
The information from Boss Wu relieved him. But when I saw the 7:56 number on my phone again, my heartbeat accelerated again. There is still a 100-meter distance from the teaching building, which takes half a minute.
But this kind of elevator matter is about a person's luck. In case of......
Unfortunately, he's an unlucky one. really confirmed that sentence is afraid of what, when he first arrived, the two elevators happened to go up.
It is impossible to wait for the next elevator, looking at the stairs on one side, thinking about the classroom on the 8th floor, his heart stomped sideways, and he pulled his legs up.
When you reach the door of the classroom, ask him how he feels. The answer given to you by Slim may not be tired, but regretful. Remorse for a night of carnival and drunkenness, guilt for the kindness of the brothers just now.
Coincidentally, the class bell also rang at this time. The high math teacher in the hallway was preparing to walk into the classroom. It was also during this turn that the two looked at each other.
Gao Shu, who taught them, was a legendary female teacher surnamed Wei, and due to the aggravation of her name, most of the students could not remember her full name, and would only "affectionately" call her Teacher Wei or Wei Dashen. Her battle for fame shocked both inside and outside the university: at an academic exchange meeting, she fought several well-known old professors from abroad and won an overwhelming victory. With such a record and his Ph.D. status, Mr. Wei is qualified to teach advanced mathematics for graduate students. But to everyone's surprise, she chose the task of teaching advanced mathematics for undergraduates. She has explained this choice as a challenge to her ability to teach herself.
Today, she wears a beige dress and a shawl as thin as a cicada's wings. With delicate facial features and bright eyes, she looks like an authentic oriental beauty. With a height of about 1.65 meters, he may weigh no more than 100 pounds, and he is lined with high heels of about 3 centimeters, which makes him look so slender and slender. is approaching the age of 40, but her whole body is full of youth, if it weren't for the rumors that her child can memorize thousands of poems at the age of four, Si Li would have suspected that she is just a newlywed.
It's really beautiful and high-quality. Silly's mind is occupied by such a monologue. Like envy, or like jealousy......
"It's going to be class, why are you here? Pay attention next time! Teacher Wei's cold language was mixed with seriousness. Such a warning shocked Si Li.
Si Li began to muttered in his heart: I'm in the royal sister pile? Mu Qing and the head teacher are all there, and now there is another one.
It's terrible! Terrible!
"Get in!" Seeing that the student seemed to be frightened by herself, the female teacher came over and pushed her shoulder with her hand. This strength is not small, but it is not heavy. It is as gentle as a spring breeze in March, and it feels like a cold winter.
Sili, who entered the classroom with the teacher, enjoyed the treatment of the public. Everyone looked at him, waiting for the counterattack of the weaker side in this game.
But under the interaction of power and etiquette, there is no possibility of a successful counterattack. Rather than causing a commotion, it is better to come and be safe.
As far as the eye can see, there are only two rows left in the classroom. Moreover, the good brother Zhang Wei is also waving to him.
"Yo, fourth brother, are you up? I guess I was woken up by our high math teacher! Zhang Wei was very satisfied with the ranking of the sworn brothers in the dormitory and entered the play. For Si Li, Zhang Wei almost doesn't call him by name, he is called by the fourth brother and the fourth brother. The part where the teacher woke up the students in his words is really another episode of this Teacher Wei's troubled past.
It all started four years ago, when Mr. Wei took over the task of teaching high mathematics to undergraduates. There is a student in the class she is in charge of who she thinks is gifted or something, so she wants to cultivate it with all her heart, and then let this student participate in various competitions to fight for the honor of the school and her. However, this student has a characteristic, he is very poorly disciplined, very sleepy, and it is not uncommon for him not to come to class. If it were another student, Mr. Wei might just hold a grudge calmly, and then retaliate with a failing grade at the end of the semester. She loves her life like her life, and she cooperates in front of this student. After repeated attempts to persuade her to no avail, she even asked the student for a phone number. In the years that followed, whenever it was her turn to take a class, she would call the student 20 minutes in advance and order her to attend class on time in the name of concern. Because of this, coupled with the fact that students are often left for separate training, she has had an affair with students by boring and shameless rumors in the school. This defamation continued until the student lived up to expectations and won the second prize in the National High Mathematics Competition. Because of this, Mr. Wei has created an image of cherishing talents and loving talents.
"I didn't sleep well and didn't want to make such jokes. Shut up, Third Master! As soon as the preface expressed his attitude, the latter slapped Si Li in the face and sat down with resentment.
At this point, the scene of the teacher's struggle with the student is over. It's time to get down to business.
Teacher Wei, who was standing on the side of the podium, began to introduce himself: "Hello everyone, students. I'm your high math teacher, named Wei Yingjia. ”
Yingjia? Family? It's no wonder that such a loud name makes many students feel embarrassed. When the man pronounces his name, there is a sense of loss of yang energy and aggravation of yin energy. Reading smoothly or reading too much will simply give people a sense of undefeated déjà vu in the East. And when the girl calls her name, it looks very pretentious, pretending to be too innocent and cute.
The characteristic name inevitably aroused the discussion of the students on the stage. This is not strange in Mr. Wei's opinion: "Okay! All right! Stop talking! I emphasize a few points of discipline! One is that like the classmate just now, you can not be considered late, but I don't advocate it. In the future, as soon as the class bell rings, as long as you enter the classroom later than me, you will be considered late. If you are late 3 times this semester, you will not fail unless you get a score of 90 in the final exam. If you are more than 15 minutes late, you can not use it and be considered absent from class. If you are absent from class more than 2 times without reason, you will be directly discontinued, and there is no room for negotiation! Second, in terms of classroom discipline, mobile phones must be muted, and you can not listen to lectures but not disturb the order. You can't play games in a group, just sit in the back if you want to play. If the class is affected by mobile phones, the student who caused the accident will be counted as being late for this lesson. Those who fail to correct repeated warnings and reminders are deemed to be absent from school. The punishment is the same as the previous one. ”
As the two chapters of the covenant were gradually unveiled, the originally noisy classroom gradually became quiet. The law in the chapter is clear. Although it seems harsh, when you think about it, you can feel its indulgence and freedom. Especially when it comes to playing with mobile phones. As we all know, in the courses in the university, the teacher is taught by the teacher, and the students play by themselves, which has always been a different path. And there are two kinds of teachers, either strict management and strict punishment, or so on. Teachers who crack down on them often ask their mobile phones to be turned in or turned off; The "benevolent" teacher, on the other hand, is to let the students go after the lesson. Teacher Wei also has that "kindness", but he has an extra sense of responsibility, and can only use strict means to protect those students who want to learn and enjoy learning.
This silence lasted only for 3 seconds after the teacher's voice fell. In the fourth second, the classroom was inexplicably detonated again, and the discussion reoccupied the small venue.
"Class!" Teacher Wei slapped the table with his book in anger and made an angry sound.
Everything is calm and everything is on track.
What used to be a 40-minute lesson would usually pass quietly and quickly in the game.
And this current class is like a year.
Higher mathematics began to show its horror.
In the textbook, all the symbols, letters, numbers and words are known. But why they are connected together, but I don't understand.
In the classroom, Mr. Wei explained the main points on the podium. Some of the students in the audience were in a fog and looked dumbfounded; Some of them are already dizzy and even lying flat, and few people seem to be able to accept it for a while. The scene is as if the teacher took us to swim in the sea of high numbers, but he only brought a few of his disciples ashore, while everyone else was drowned in the deep water.
For a full 2,400 seconds, the lively Sili and the active Zhang Wei did not communicate once, including eyes and limbs. If the two of them sat together before, the noisy picture was like two dragons playing with pearls.
As soon as the bell rang, all the unpleasantness stopped, but again it seemed like a brief pause. The students changed from the grief of not being able to ask for it in class and learning to the confusion and worry about the advanced mathematics course this semester.
Even if the end of class is a relief, no one rushes to happiness and freedom as soon as they arrive as usual. Zhang Wei was no exception, leaning back on the back of the chair: "High mathematics is really destined for three points, and seven points depend on hard work." With 90 points left, there's really no way to do it. After this class, the only thing I could understand was the sentence after class. ”
"High math is 150 out of 1, we can't help 140 points. I'm a little better than you, though. I also understood the words of the class. Although he was deeply trapped in the fear of esoteric high mathematics, Si Li, like Zhang Wei, still maintained such an optimistic and humorous attitude.
"Over there!" At this time, Zhang Wei seemed to have discovered something, and gestured to Si Li beside him.
Their seats were in the 6th row, and in the first row of seats 5 rows away from them, Xiao Mu was writing something. And Mu Qing beside her seemed to be explaining high math problems to her.
The two men glanced at each other and tacitly got up and stepped forward.
"You're hiding behind again? Sleep or pesticides? "After the top students see the scumbags, they often take the first step to ridicule, and Mu Qing is no exception. The pesticides she mentioned are actually just a popular mobile game in China.
"Didn't play the game, patronized to see you. There's no time to study! "The best thing to do in the face of taunts is to go back in disgust. Si Li firmly believed in this law, and looked directly at Mu Qing.
She is so good-looking today, the light makeup on her face is not only elegant but also very easy-going, without deliberate or pretentious.
If it is put aside in high school, it is difficult for Si Li to be so insightful when looking at beautiful women. At that time, he would be shy, and he would worry that girls would think he was obscene, and often just peeked or quickly diverted his attention when he was discovered. Perhaps, because she had eaten with him, he felt that this girl would understand him. She will understand that he is only showing respect in the way of a straight look and a smile, and not with a lustful heart.
However, I do have a bit of a lustful heart now. Covet this beauty, seek the pleasure of the moment.
"Hey, fourth! Don't be like this, pay attention to your image. And our squad leader is right, high math is difficult. You've got to listen carefully! Maybe he was afraid that Sili's topic would cause the scene to be embarrassing, or he found that Mu Qing didn't answer the topic and gradually showed displeasure, Zhang Wei quietly started a round.
Although this sentence does not conform to his identity, Zhang Wei, as a child of a rich family, has always lived a college life with Sili who believes in the concept of 60 points of long live and 1 point more crime.
Zhang Wei's nosy was a bit unexpected: "Come on, no matter how difficult it is, it would be good to ask squad leader Liu to help with tutoring, just like now." ”
"Charge! 1 lesson 45 minutes 100 oceans! Mu Qing said coldly as she continued to prepare to teach Xiao Mu to solve the problem. At the same time, in her heart, she had already squeezed Si Li to death on the label of a scumbag, and it seemed that she also brought a young master Zhang with her.
"Then ask the class leader to trouble me to work hard and write news in the future......
"Don't disturb Xiao Mu's study!" Before Sili finished speaking, he was pushed away by Zhang Wei.
But when approaching the door of the classroom, Si Li turned his back to the two girls and joked: "You protect Xiao Mu so much, I feel like a loving father, and Mu Qing is like a strict mother." Harmonious and warm scene, envy Xiao Mu's happiness! ”
Just as the words fell, a book slammed into Si Li's back.
The pain hit instantly. He turned around angrily, wondering whose joke was so excessive.
However, all that awaited him was Mu Qing's eyes that were enough to kill people. Like a sharp blade, like a blazing fire, that look makes people feel so evil. Muzi beside him also stopped his pen, and vaguely saw that his eyes were moist.
It's over, it's a big disaster.
Sili, who has always had a little psychological skills, can understand a clue from this scene. Xiao Muzi must have something going on in the family, and his jokes have already added fuel to the fire and salted his wounds.
"Get out of here!" Mu Qing slapped the table hard while getting up. The voice was so loud that it attracted the attention of the other students.
Most of the students may not be very clear about the cause of the incident, but they can sense the seriousness of the situation from such an atmosphere and actions.
Therefore, following Wu Di's evacuation, everyone left with interest.
Within 1 minute, Wu Di and the other classmates disappeared, leaving only Zhang Wei and the other four. Si Li was so frightened that he just froze in place, Mu Qing was still glaring at this rude person, and Xiao Mu was hiding his face at the table.
"Fourth, apologize to Xiao Mu, there will always be times when people lose their mouths. It's a joke that doesn't fit the occasion. Zhang Wei, who persuaded him like this, may know a little about Xiao Mu's family, or he may have analyzed the problem from this atmosphere. He gave Sili a nudge, then took two steps back himself. This formed a confrontation scene between Si Li, Mu Qing, and Xiao Mu, and the two sides were less than 3 steps apart.
"I'm fine, no need to apologize. Just don't mention it later. Xiao Mu raised her head, looked at Si Li with red eyes, and finally dropped such a sentence and walked out of the classroom with her schoolbag on her back. When she passed by this lost man, she deliberately avoided the point.
Seeing Xiao Mu like this, Mu Qing also hastily cleaned up, took his things and chased after him.
Thankfully, there were no more classes scheduled in this classroom this morning. So, Si Li continued to reflect on the spot, and kept asking herself, "Why are you kidding like that? "Are you kidding this funny?" ……
About 2 minutes later, Zhang Wei stepped forward. He handed over a cigarette and took one in his mouth. After that, the fire was extinguished! Sili and Zhang Wei were smoking cigarettes in the classroom. No one said anything. Sili didn't need Zhang Wei to say anything, and Zhang Wei didn't know what to say. After Si Li finished smoking his first cigarette, he stretched out his hand to Zhang Wei to ask for a cigarette. Zhang Wei simply gave the whole pack of cigarettes and lighters to Sili. One after another, Zhang Wei watched Si Li smoke so non-stop, and still didn't know what to say, so he could only take out his mobile phone and accompany him while playing.
When Si Li smoked the fourth cigarette, not only smoke rings came out of his mouth, but also a sentence: "It's difficult to count high, I can't understand any of them." What I think is more difficult to learn than high math is how to understand a woman's heart. ”
Si Li's words were very abrupt, but they were in line with his artistic conception at this time. He must have summed up the joke.
"Mr. Wei, you go get busy first. I'll go for a walk on my own, leave me alone. With that, Si Li quickened his pace and walked out of the classroom, then disappeared at the end of the hallway.
Zhang Wei just smiled, cleaned up the cigarette ash and cigarette butts on the ground, and left.
Outside the teaching building, the sunshine that still had a few traces of stubbornness and ferocity in the past has completely disappeared. Under the gloomy sky, the taste of autumn has completed the occupation of all things in the world.
In the distance, Si Li lowered his head and slowly walked towards the Huxin Pavilion with his steps down.
It used to be very lively, but today it's quiet for some reason.