33. Shocked! Are the three giants one person?
"I remember when I was working in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, I was in charge of contacting these people to attend the award ceremony."
"At first, I inquired in many ways, but I couldn't find the contact information of the three "Angesan"! ”
"I went to find the Great Wall, Gantong and other publishing houses to ask, after all, they publish three fairy tale books, they must be able to contact three, right?"
"But after contacting, the publishing house also said that although they cooperated, they didn't know the contact information of the three people!"
"This bothers me! How do you find them to receive the award? ”
"But later in the middle of the night, I got a phone call! Of course, the other party's phone should be a public phone! ”
As soon as the other party came, he said that he was a wealth boy! And the sound is very ......"
Li Yinlong said this.
Teacher He of the program group asked, "What is very much?" ”
"That sounds weird!" Li Yinlong said.
Netizen:
"What's that?"
"Is this about horror movies or ....."
"It's too top! You said that this is a script written by a genius editor of the crew, and I believe it! ”
"A little weird sound? The ghost called? ”
.......
Li Yinlong continued to reply: "That voice is using a kind of voice changer software, which sounds weird!" ”
Of course.
More than ten years ago, there was actually technology to process sound.
There's nothing strange about that.
"When I heard this, I immediately stood up, the organizer asked me to find the winner, I didn't find it for a few days, and now the other party contacted me by himself, can I not be excited?"
"I immediately greeted him very politely, and then expressed my invitation to come to the ceremony to participate in the Bingxin Children's Award ceremony!"
"He answered me first! He's not available! ”
"I listened to the other party's tone, a little dragged, but I didn't care, it might be a literati, and it was normal to be so talented and a little arrogant!"
"So I asked him to give him the address, saying that it was to mail the prize money and trophies!"
"But the next sentence made me completely speechless!"
"He actually asked me, how much is our prize?"
"I said 10,000 yuan!"
The other party immediately replied to me: Your bonus is too small, don't mail it over!"
"I wanted to smash the phone at the time, but I couldn't help it, and reasoned with the other party: Bingxin Literature Children's Award, what a high honor is this? How can money be measured? ”
But the other party replied to me, "What is not measured by money?" I promised to publish? Isn't that just about making money? ”
"This sentence directly shattered my three views!"
"I've never seen such a literati!"
Of course.
The people in the live broadcast room saw this.
Immediately, the barrage floated.
Crazy talking.
"! it! it! My idol is so cute! ”
"Are you embarrassed to mail over 10,000 yuan?"
"I remember that after the release of the first book of the Fortune Boy, it was on the Forbes Writers List that year, right?"
"People really look down on your organizer's 10,000 yuan!"
"Hahaha! Isn't publishing just about making money? That's so cool! ”
"Yes, yes, this is the true temperament of the literary bigwigs, unlike some writers who import literature to the world under the banner of importing literature to the world, but ....."
"But the book sells so expensive!"
"If you make money, you make money, and it is disgusting to have to flaunt justice."
"I'm starting to like the Fortune Boy a little bit! I'm a foreigner who lives in Tokatsu, a gringo in your eyes! I really didn't feel for the wealth boy before! ”
After all, foreigners.
There are not many people who like to scatter wealth.
Because the Fortune Boy publishes fairy tales based on ancient China.
"Is this really a fortune boy? Did he say all these things? Yang Mi listened to the content of the phone connection dumbfounded, which really made the person dumbfounded.
"Isn't publishing just about making money?" Liu Tianxian remembered that he was asked a scathing question by the media at the beginning, saying that one of her movies should sell such expensive movie tickets, and then Liu Tianxian replied that making movies is not just to make money?
That's how it was answered.
The boy who scattered wealth is the same as himself?
No, no, no.
It's the first of its kind.
It's just like everyone else.....
Liu Tianxian felt so proud.....
can be so like-minded with the big guy.
.......
.....
And Li Yinlong, on the other hand, continued:
"Of course, the other party dislikes the small prize money, so I have nothing to say, after all, the organizer is not a Nobel Prize in Literature! You can also give 10 million SEK! It's an honor, right? But what is annoying to the other party is that he said that he wants to win such an award in the future, so don't notify him, it's boring. ”
"I endured it and finally asked him for the mailing address of the trophy."
He asked, "Is the trophy gold or silver?"
"I said it was made of plastic!"
"The other party immediately began to criticize, saying that it was such a big organizer and using plastic, and that our organizer was too stingy....."
"Finally, I said that the trophy should not be placed in the organizers! It's a shame not to be able to send it out.....
The other party agreed to accept the trophy, saying that it was reluctant to be a commemoration, and as for the bonus, then don't want it! ”
"The other party told me that the address for mailing the trophy would be mailed to the publishing house he cooperated with, and he would send someone to pick it up!"
Up here.
The story of the Fortune Boy.
That's it.
This is the only old man who talked to the wealth boy at the beginning, and now that he recalls it, he can really make people angry.
I can still feel Li Yinlong's uneven tone of breath now.
Maybe it's really angry.
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Fortune boy, this is too cute, isn't it? Sure enough, the literati who can write books are super cute people! ”
"Sounds like a child, doesn't it?"
"The other party turned on the voice changer, and I only knew that it was a man, but I didn't know how old I was...."
"Money junkies! Real hammer money fans! But I like this kind of money fan...."
"Ten thousand prizes! It's a bit less! The plastic trophy sounds shabby! No wonder the big guy said that the organizer is not! ”
"Such an award, in fact, the prize money and trophies are not the point, the key is whether the reputation is good or not?"
"Hehe, the fortune boy lacks that reputation?"
"A literary tycoon who can surpass the name of the person who founded the award? You told me that receiving your award was a kind of fame? ”
"Ahem, cough, even if I said the wrong thing, people really don't need this reputation!"
this show.
It's awesome anyway.
The audience was shocked.
An accident.
And then there's the hilariousness.
Fortune Boy, a man who has been imagined as God by countless fans, but the reality? Is it such a temperamental character?
It's a big contrast.
This melon is so delicious.
After Teacher He learned about the Fortune Boy, he couldn't help laughing a little, it was too strange, but he still asked: "That, Mr. Li Yinlong, then why do you say that they are the three of them, they are simply siblings?" How can this be explained? ”
"How do you explain it?"
Li Yinlong smiled.
elaborated.
"That one is Hans Christian Andersen, although I respect him, but this one is even more bizarre! It was also late at night, and the other party was calling a pay phone,"
"This person, the organizer also asked me to contact him to receive the award."
"Arrange me from above! He said that he had to contact Hans Christian Andersen no matter what, and then invite the organizer to receive the award! ”
"After all, in the eyes of the world, Andersen's influence is the greatest among the three fairy tale kings."
"I received a call from the other party, and I must have been excited."
"I politely said: Mr. Andersen, congratulations on winning the first place in this year's Bingxin Children's Literature Award!"
But as soon as the other party opened his mouth, is the reward for the first place higher than the prize for the third place? Can there be a fifty thousand? ”
"After all, although the four works of the original Bing Xin Award have all won awards, they are indeed ranked!"
"I replied, saying that the first place and the last place are both the same reward, both are 10,000!"
The other party was immediately dissatisfied, and said that our organizer was stingy, and said that it would be boring, since the first place is also 10,000, and the last place is also 10,000, so where is the difference? It's better to divide the ranking! ”
"I said that the difference is naturally written on the trophy!"
He retorted: said that the trophy plastic ..... Can there be a difference between gold, silver and bronze? ”
"I don't have anything to say!"
"It's weird anyway!"
"It's almost the same as the tone of the rich boy!"
"It's nothing! Later, the guy named Green also contacted us! ”
"This guy is the most annoying, he directly said, don't give him the trophy, ask if you can discount it for 100,000 yuan?"
"I said it won't work! If you get your hands on it and others like it, you can sell it. ”
"He said, who likes plastic....."
"He also said that if the prize money does not exceed 100,000 in the future, don't nominate him for the next Bingxin Award."
Li Yinlong said this.
You can hear it.
Already out of breath.
Presumably recalling these things.
Really going to jump out and kill these three!
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"These three people, I think they are really brothers!"
"All disgusted with the little bonus? The trophy is shabby? ”
"Only I think these three giants are spoofing the organizers?"
"It's possible!"
"Disgusted! Dislike with a capital letter! ”
"What a money junkie!"
"What a strange question! What a request! The tricky personality is really a strange temper that a genius should have! ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
This moment begins.
Several entries immediately went viral on the Internet.
"The bonus is only 10,000? 》
"Trophies are plastic? 》
"I publish to make money!" 》
Can the trophy be discounted for 100,000? 》
"In the future, no more than 100,000 bonus awards, don't nominate me!" 》
The heat of the live broadcast room.
After such a deal.
It came directly to the actual number of followers of 7.22 million.
More and more explosive.
The program team simply smiled crookedly.
"By the way, now that your crew has found the trophy? And what about the three of them? Where? Li Yinlong's voice was slightly angry, he had to contact these three people because of his work, and he had to respect these three people, so he had to endure it.
But today, I am in my 70s.
Not to mention picking up a kitchen knife to cut these three people.
But you have to scold them hard.
"Well, Mr. Li, people's words..... Surely we didn't find it, didn't that ask you to give you a clue about the three of them? Teacher He smiled bitterly, "But according to the old man, your current mood, I don't think even if I find it, I can't expose it to you." ”
"Why can't you expose me?" Li Yinlong wondered.
"Because I'm afraid you'll come to the door with a knife!" Teacher He made a joke, but he also knew in his heart that the psychological shadow area of the old man at the beginning was estimated to be difficult for a mathematician to calculate, right?
The organizer asked him to contact these three wonders?
It's really going to be popular.
"Hahaha! Does Mr. He also have such humor? ”
"Don't come to the door with a knife! Takeaway secretly put devil spicy! ”
"And then it was stolen by the kid next door?"
"In the end, you wrote this into a novel!"
When the program team is here, Mr. He can also preliminarily announce it to everyone, saying: "Now the three trophies are together, and according to Mr. Li Yinlong's recollections, it can be concluded that even if these three people are not brothers, they have a certain close relationship, or they are just one person." ”
"So, if we find one, then the rest is easy to say, right?" Yang Mi answered.
"But how do you find this? The publishing house didn't know anything, the organizer was almost angry, and he could only know the sound of a boy turning on the voice changer! Reba shrugged helplessly.
"I see that Tuan Tuan is a child, but we can search her memories and find some useful information from them?" Teacher He spoke.
"Tuan Tuan, do your grandfather and grandmother like to write some books?" Liu Tianxian squatted slightly in front of Tuan Tuan and asked.
After all, according to the current analysis.
It is possible that these three giants are Luo Feng's grandfather or grandmother.
Or relatives.
Otherwise, why are all the trophies of the three people here?
"I don't know, grandpa and grandma live in the countryside, and they rarely come to see Tuantuan!" Tuan Tuan said in a milky voice: "But grandparents always say that Tuan Tuan is not, Tuan Tuan likes them..... Hate them too....."
"What's wrong? What did grandparents say about you? Yang Mi's eyes narrowed and asked.
"They say that a young genius like Dad stands out from the crowd! Then how can you study so badly when you have a tuantuan? "Tuan Tuan just remembers that when her grandparents came to the house, she was doing her homework in the room, and then she overheard this," Later, the grandmother smiled and told her father whether this daughter was born to her father. ”
Thinking of this, Tuan Tuan took his mother's hand and said, "Mom, do you say that I am your own child?" ”
"Huh? This ....." Huang Meiji blushed a little when asked for a moment, why is this not biological, and she was pregnant for the second time, and the quality is very high.
And Liu Tianxian at this moment is three female stars.
Teacher He heard this.
I also froze my breath.
Among them, Yang Mi was smarter, and immediately asked, "Your grandmother said that your father is a young genius?" Stand out from the crowd? And then..... Could it be that one of these three giants is Luo Feng? Or all three? ”
As soon as this sentence came out.
It's a thunderstorm.
A complete nuclear bomb level explosion.
"! Impossible, right? How old was Luo Feng at the beginning? ”
"I heard Mrs. Huang say that her husband is about 25 years old, so this Luo Feng was only ten years old, right?"
"I wrote so many awesome fairy tales at the age of ten, everyone here, do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it! At first glance, those stories were written by very connotative old men! ”
"But why does Tuan Tuan's grandmother say that Luo Feng is a young genius.......
"Damn, if it's really Luo Feng, this melon will be really big!"
Of course, the crew couldn't contact Tuantuan's grandparents, and I heard that they went abroad.
But the crew didn't know that they were just pawns in front of the stage.
There is someone else who really controls all this.
"This ...... This......! Be..... Is it Luofeng? This..... Are these three giants Luo Feng? Liu Hanyan has been silently listening to the progress of the program team on the side, and when she heard the news at this moment, her head was about to buzz.
Because what is the purpose of her coming here today?
That's a home visit.
Why does Luo Feng distort the meaning of those fairy tales?
And then teach the children indiscriminately?
In summary?
Is this chaotic person actually the original author?
"Impossible! No way! Luo Feng was only ten years old at the beginning! I don't believe it! Liu Hanyan's heart is a fierce signal, that is, impossible, absolutely impossible.
If it's really Luo Feng.
I guess it's going to be popular all over the Internet.
An elementary school teacher said that the original author misinterpreted fairy tales and fables.....
It's so weird.
She's going to die of shame.
"Ms. Huang, now it seems that your husband may really be one of the three giants or one of them! But we're not sure either, it's just a guess. Teacher He looked at Huang Meiji with a wry smile, "Why don't you know about your husband?" ”
"I ..... I..... I ...... "Where can Huang Meiji still speak at the moment, her mind is completely blank."
Isn't my husband an author who writes street novels?
How can you have any connection with the three giants?
Is all this true?
"Uncle He, why is my father the three giants? Who are the three giants? "Tuan Tuan doesn't understand very well, anyway, I only know that these people are making trouble, and I don't know what to make trouble.
"Your dad might be Hans Christian Andersen!"
"Hans Christian Andersen?" Tuan Tuan only knows Snow White, and there are seven dwarfs, as for Hans Christian Andersen, Edison, these people sound strangely familiar, but who they love is none of Tuan Tuan's business.
"That's right! Hans Christian Andersen is a great fairy tale writer, a frequent guest on the Forbes writers list, and a modern star-level literati who is highly discussed all over the world. Teacher He said.
"Earnings list?" When Tuan Tuan heard the word income, his eyes naturally lit up, "What is this?" ”
"It's the writers of the world, and your dad can be in the top 100."
"Is my dad so rich?" Tuan Tuan's eyes widened, "Then can he take me to eat KFC?" ”
As soon as Tuan Tuan's words came out.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"I'm going to be numbed by this little girl!"
"If this hadn't been asked by a child, I would have thought that the other party was mentally retarded!"
"Tuan Tuan! Let's put it this way, if your dad is one of the three giants of Hans Christian Andersen, let alone eating KFC, you dream of being an astronaut, and your dad's money is enough to build a rocket to send you to space! ”
"Every book has a copyright fee of tens of millions, and my daughter can't afford to eat KFC?"
"Then the question is, if Luo Feng is really these three giants, why are they so poor? Only take out 6,000 yuan of manuscript fees every month to the family? ”
"Mr. He, you haven't said it yet, can Dad take me to eat KFC?" Tuan Tuan knew that her father was a poor ghost, and KFC couldn't afford to eat it, and every time she saw her classmates eating it, she was very envious.
But what Tuan Tuan didn't know was.
She eats and drinks every day, which is more than 100,000 yuan.....
So what is KFC?
Every time Tuan Tuan said that his father was a poor ghost, Luo Feng could die speechless in his heart.
Can be sudden.
The staff in the crew, in the headset, shouted.
"Retreat! Evacuate! Luo Feng is coming home! ”