Chapter 1237: If You Don't Go Crazy, You'll Get Old
The people who ate melons gathered in a big circle, and even the passing cars and horses stopped one after another.
People can't squeeze in, so they all stand on the wheel of the car and watch from afar, or curse, or laugh, or lament the lack of people's hearts, or even lack of proportion, or envy, or jealousy, or applaud, or loudly heckle......
But Xiao Chen and Danqiu reunited after a long absence, and it was the first time they were intimate outside the palace, and under the surging passion, they were a little carried away, just kissing, and they didn't even notice that the water that had been surrounded next to them was impassable, or even if they were aware of it, they didn't care.
'Hug a kiss without rest, don't need to breathe air, don't need the audience on the street to stay away, in the snow, the cars around you fly by, the street passers-by, the traffic lights have urged, and the rest is me and you......'
'Tighten a pair of arms, hug you tightly, through the green cloth shirt, stick to your skin, how many accusations around you, have been ignored, love sincerely, we should kiss to death! ’
'Let the universe fall, the world becomes a wasteland, the sun and the moon shatter into meteorites, and we kiss each other, until every century......
According to the fat man's later recollection, if he hadn't arrived in time and forcibly took the two away, these two shameless people would definitely have kissed until dawn!
At that time, the onlookers were all three layers inside and three layers outside, and even the soldiers and horses who rushed to check the situation after hearing the news could not squeeze in.
Xiao Chen, you can't be shameless to this point!
Xiao Chen's explanation for this is that if you don't go crazy, you'll be old......
After being caught by the desperate fat man that night, the two of them dumped the fat man again, and went crazy in Fengyang City hand in hand for a whole night, saying that they had visited all the major green buildings in Fengyang City, drank two or three catties of wine, lifted the table three or four times, kicked five or six gates, escaped seven or eight times, and beat dozens of people.
In the end, he ran to a ruined temple, slept with a group of beggars, woke up the next morning, and invited the beggars to have an early meal, before sending Murong Danqiu, whose eyes were red and his body was sore, back to the palace.
This is still something Xiao Chen can remember, he forgot more details, anyway, the two of us were very happy at the time, and that was enough.
I slept for a while, and when I woke up, I was refreshed, calling Xiao Yu, where is it? Those who go with this adult!
Seeing Xiao Yu's eyes red and yawning, he was also very dissatisfied when he just woke up from sleep, what did you kid do last night and be so depressed? Why is the face still broken? Is it to go to the Qinglou or to be a thief, hehehe......
Xiao Yu glared at him angrily and pursed his lips silently.
Yes? What kind of eyes are you looking at your boss, boy!
Xiao Yuxin said, what's the matter, your boss doesn't have any points in his heart? Last night you went out with the queen, and I spent the whole night with my brothers!
It's not me who goes to the Qinglou and is a thief, but you and the queen, a pair of mandarin duck thieves!
You guys can really do it, you guys, you can get into so much trouble this night, if it weren't for me and my brothers following behind to wipe your ass, your boss would still be here?
I was already caught and locked up by the Terracotta Division!
By the way, the two of you even beat up the people of the Soldiers and Horses, even if your boss fights, I really didn't expect that such a noble, delicate and gentle person as the queen would also scratch people!
But in the final analysis, she is also a disciple of the Murong family, and she also has the blood of the children of the rivers and lakes, she is really good at something.
You smashed not only the Qinglou, but also four or five hotels, five or six street stalls, because Murong Danqiu wanted to eat dried fruits and pastries, you also smashed a candy store and pastry shop, and grabbed a large hug of preserved fruit pastries.
You ask me what's on my face? I was tickled by her! We don't dare to stop you anymore, so we can only watch the two of you walk all the way, smash all the way, and fight all the way......
You are sleeping sweetly in the broken temple, but our brothers have been living outside all night.
It's nothing to say that your boss occasionally gets drunk and beats people up and smashes the store, but you can't take Murong Danqiu with you!
People are queens!
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Xiao Chenwu stiffened his mouth, "You are talking nonsense!" I'm not going to do that kind of thing, your boss! ”
"More than a dozen of our brothers have ...... with their own eyes" Xiao Yuqi's nose is crooked, you still don't admit it!
"Shut up!" Xiao Chen said loudly, "What are you, send someone to find Qian Zhen and tell him that the time for death is coming, let's go to the Criminal Department and wait for him, and quickly finish this matter and pull him down." ”
However, Xiao Chen has a serious matter.
Xiao Yuxin said that the relationship is good, go to the criminal department to give the boss you a court, it is best to bring the queen with you, and interrogate the bad things you two did last night, and my brothers and I will definitely testify in court.
Put both of you in prison and let our brothers stop for a few days.
The Criminal Department is quite lively, Shao Wenzhao, Yu Changlin, Wu Fazheng, Qian Yi, Zuo Sizhong are all here, the case is about to be closed, several people got together to discuss the proposed report, and before reporting, Xiao Chen had to look at it, but now that he is here, he will look at it directly.
"A few adults are just going to do it, what else is the younger brother?" Xiao Chen didn't bother to look at it at all, and at a glance he caught a glimpse of Liu Changxu and a few soldiers and horses standing next to him, "Changxu, what are you doing here?" ”
"Don't mention it!" Liu Changxu shook his head and sighed, "You didn't know about this chaos last night, Lord Xiao didn't know, there were a few snitches who tossed around in the city all night, and also injured several of our brothers......
"Can't they, they still dare to come to the capital to mess around at this time?" Xiao Chenqi said.
"Why don't you dare? Those were all outlaws, not only beat the brothers of the Soldiers and Horses, but also a few scribes of our Criminal Department, and their noses and faces were swollen, and they cried to me just now. Zuo Sizhong said.
"Is there such a thing?" Xiao Chen already vaguely knew who did this......
"Hehe, it's strange to say, it's a pair of mandarin duck thieves who are leading the trouble, the man's martial arts are strong, he may have an iron sand palm, and the woman's martial arts are also high, and he may have nine yin and white bone claws, and there are many people who scratch our brothers." Liu Changxu said, "Now the soldiers and horses of the five cities have been dispatched, and they are looking for people all over the street." ”
didn't know that the mandarin duck that the big guy was looking for was in front of him, and the duck was in the palace......
"Where were you scribes in the Criminal Department beaten? Why is the thief so rampant that he dares to hit the criminal department? Xiao Chen asked.
"This and this ......" Zuo Sizhong glanced at Shao Wenzhao, slurred, and stopped talking.
"Say, why don't you say such a thing about giving our criminal minister a face?" Shao Wenzhao said with a dark face.
"It's in Yanchun Building." Zuo Sizhong hurriedly said, "It's the previous Yihong Courtyard." "Implying that Lord Xiao, you have also been to the one that still left pen and ink.
"Oh? Did these three go to visit the Qinglou? Now I don't even understand the reason to avoid suspicion at this juncture, if it is a copy of the ginseng of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, the big guys have something to do with it, and there are still fewer people we offend......" Xiao Chen's face was also gloomy, "Lord Shao, this is how you discipline your subordinates!" ”
The tone was stern, and he was obviously very angry.